Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness #49

1. Is April 1st a fun day, or an annoyance? I could take it or leave it... i'm not creative enough, or similar enough to Loki to think of any good pranks, so, whatever... it just makes me paranoid

2. What is the best prank you ever pulled or had pulled on you? I haven't pulled any good pranks... but a few good ones were pulled on me the past year... good as in good pronk, not as in good for me... I've had clothes stolen and had to walk a mile home naked... and this group of sorority girls hand cuffed me naked to a bed and left me there all night to explain to the home owner what happened... basically, if it involves me being naked, when I shouldn't, it was probably a prank... or I was drunk...

3. What do you think is the most underrated sexual act? Hand jobs... theres something about a good hand job, I loves 'em... never underestimate the power of a good HJ... they are fun to get, and fun to watch

4. What is your favorite website? Um... blogger.com of course! And those free porn sites... oh and that one singles site, forgot the name, it got me laid like crazy...

5. What is the most annoying commercial on the air right now? Erm... Vince Offers' Shamwow commercials...

6. If you were going to create a porn movie, please describe the title, premise and 1st sex scene. Oh man... I've seen enough porns, I should be able to come up with one... The name: The Big Wang Theory... The premise: Horny scientists discover that the world was created, not by god, but by a giant penis.... Scene: um... intercourse with earth?


2 comments:

CRIMSON said...

Handcuffed to a bed and they let you go....?

Landon said...

Crimson,
yeah, they just left me there all night... bad for several reasons... first off all, I was naked in a stranger's house... then, I thought I was gonna get laid but didn't... not to mention the awkward convo with the homeowner when she got home the next morning... but luckily she was nice enough to unhandcuff me and let me go with out calling the cops...