Landon's Land of Love

Paramour: Kate S

2010-05-17T15:47:00.002-04:00

My youngest sister McKenzie has a friend named Kate Smalls... Kate's a tight little blonde. She's about 5'5" under 100 pounds if you don't count her DD breasts. She's got one of the nicest asses I've seen in quite some time and barely 18.

McKenzie has told me several times about how hard Kate has been crushing on me. If it wasn't for the fact that she was 17 until about 20 days ago I would have been more than happy to see how things would go between us.

McKenzie told me that Kate was a virgin, never given or got oral, nor hand jobs, and probably hasn't even seen a penis outside of sex ed class. So to me it seemed like a lost cause. No way would an uber virgin a ridiculously horny guy ever work out. That was until the 7th.

Me and McKenzie went to Kate's parents house on Friday. Her parents were home and we hung out in her room. Me and Kate started making out. She wanted to give me a blow job but didn't want her parents catching us. So McKenzie decided to stay on the look out. She stood in the doorway of Kate's small bedroom about 5 feet from the bed I was getting a BJ on.

I didn't think I was gonna get off once you couple Kate's lack of blow job skills, the fact that my sister was right there, and that both girls in the room were barely 18. But I did. After a quick clean up me and McKenzie left with no eye contact to Mr & Mrs Smalls.

I'm sure me an Kate are gonna see a lot more of each other.

Landon's Sex Calendar - May '10, Part 1

2010-05-17T15:30:00.002-04:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Saturday, May 1st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Sunday, May 2nd
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Patricia M (28) in my apartment.

Monday, May 3rd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Tuesday, May 4th

Wednesday, May 5th
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment.

Thursday, May 6th

Friday, May 7th
- Early Evening: Oral sex (Received) with Kate S (18) in her parents house. With my sister in the room.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Saturday, May 8th
- Morning: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Sunday, May 9th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment.

Monday, May 10th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 3

2010-05-17T14:24:00.004-04:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Wednesday, April 21st
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Received) with Allison M (19) in my apartment.

Thursday, April 22nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Friday, April 23rd
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Late Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Saturday, April 24th
- Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Sunday, April 25th
- Evening: Sex with Megan S (18) in my apartment.

Monday, April 26th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Tuesday, April 27th

Wednesday, April 28th

Thursday, April 29th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Melissa K (25) in my apartment.

Friday, April 30th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Threesome with Allison M (19) & Megan S (18) in my apartment.

April Totals
Masturbated - 13 Times
Had sex - 19 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 18 Times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 11
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day -4
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 Times

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 54 Times
Had sex - 97 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 48
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 25
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3 (1 Time)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 6 (1 Time)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 6 Times (1 Time)

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 2

2010-05-17T14:19:00.001-04:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Sunday, April 11th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Monday, April 12th
- Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Tuesday, April 13th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Wednesday, April 14th
- Early Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in my apartment.

Thursday, April 15th

Friday, April 16th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Saturday, April 17th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Masturbation at a party.
- Late Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Sunday, April 18th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Monday, April 19th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in my apartment.

Tuesday, April 20th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.

Blogging again...

2010-05-17T14:06:00.002-04:00

Its been about a month since I last posted a blog... I was busy... work picked up a bit, not a lot but a little, mainly I got sucked into the void of video games...

2 big PS3 Games came out at about the same time... Final Fantasy XIII and God of War 3...

I first Beat God of War 3 in a week... then got sucked into FFXIII... that game is ridiculously long... Its the John Holmes of video games... really long and hard... On the pause menu it has a running clock of game time... or as I call it the "No Life Meter" it says I have 71 hours of game play... I beat the main game and figure that 71 hours is a good place to call it quits...

So now I'm back to real life stuff.. like friends, work, relationships, and blogging... and I need more stuff to blog, if you know of any good memes let me know...

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 1

2010-04-19T11:49:00.003-04:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Thursday, April 1st

Friday, April 2nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in my apartment.

Saturday, April 3rd
- Evening: Gang bang with Patricia S (32) and 7 guys in her house. (Read more here)

Sunday, April 4th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Monday, April 5th
- Morning: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Susan B (42) in her house.

Tuesday, April 6th
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in my apartment.

Wednesday, April 7th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment. (Read more here)

Thursday, April 8th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Friday, April 9th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in my apartment.

Saturday, April 10th
- Morning: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Hump Day and a Sympathy Shag

2010-04-09T22:45:00.000-04:00

Wednesday tends to be the day of the week when everything seems to shut down. For most people its the middle of their work week. Which means its closer to, but still far away from, their weekend. But the best thing about "Hump Day" is when its named literally.

I hooked up with a friend of mine Violet for the first time. It was something that I hadn't been trying to do (for once). In fact, it was more of a sympathy shag.

Thats not saying that Violet isn't a nice girl. She's definitely cool. But she's not what most guys consider drop dead sexy. That might sound mean, and and few if not none of the girls I hooked up with in the past were considered supermodels, but its true.

Violet had a crush on me for a while, since the first day she started working where I do. She attempted to date me. She actually went above and beyond the term "attempted." I told her that its not something I wanted at the time, I didn't press the issue by saying "I'm not ready for a relationship, but if you wanna bang, call me." Basically said no thanks and moved on. And I suppose when a guy makes it seem like he doesn't want you it makes a girl want him more.

Luckily she didn't turn into a stalker. There were a couple times where she tip toed the line between stalker and a very very interested person, but she never really made me feel uncomfortable. We talked almost everyday at work, usually just a "Hi Landon, hi Vi" sorta thing. She also got my AIM screen name from someone (not sure who) and we talked on there from time to time. She kept trying to get into a relationship with me, I kept rejecting, mainly because there wasn't much physical attraction.

Eventually I suppose she took the hint. We didn't chat half as often as typical or even say hello at work. There was about three or four weeks that we didn't even talk. Then, out of the blue I get an IM from her saying something to the extent of "I'm done trying with you." At first I was creeped out, but then she went on to apologize about nagging me tgo be her boyfriend, that she's glad I'm at least her friend. Then she says that if I'm not wanting a relationship she wanted to at least sleep with me. Again, the lack of attraction made me pass up the offer until she started to nearly beg me.

I finally gave in on Wednesday, Hump Day.

So, I invited her over after work and kicked my sisters out of the room I share with them. Arianna looked at me, then at Violet, rolled her eyes and walked out. We had sex for about an hour. She was glowing after, happy as can be and actually thanked me. Its kind of awkward when someone thanks you after sex. Do you say, "No, thank you!" "You're Welcome!" or just stay quiet. If that never happened to you, consider yourself lucky. She also stroked my ego by saying I was the best she ever had. Granted, from what she told me she was only ever with one guy, one time, in high school, for like 10 minutes. But still, always good to hear.

For a minute I felt like someone would feel after cleaning up a town park that was previously trashed and turned it into some place people would take their kids. Kinda like I did a good deed. Like I deserved a pat on the back. But Violet was happy, I got laid, so I was happy, and as of today, we're just regular friends again.

After Violet left my apartment I was walking (naked) to the bathroom for a post-coitus shower and my mom stopped me and asked me who the girl was. I was about to answer, but from the other side of the hall I heard "Lan's new sympathy shag!" from my sister Arianna from the other bedroom. And as mean as that sounds, its kinda true. But everyone has to give or get a sympathy shag once in a while, right?

Take my wife, please...

2010-04-05T11:04:00.001-04:00

Everyone gets into those late week slumps... especially me... You worked all week, you seem to wake up, get ready, leave, and arrive to work later and later everyday... the worst is Thursdays, it seems like the longest day ever... I didn't expect it to go well, but I did get a proposition I couldn't refuse...

I work in a call routing office with around 100 other people, mostly women... Besides me there are maybe 10 other guys that do the same job I do, 5 of which are gay. I spend most of the day flirting with girls and often having it pay off for me... Well, sometimes paying off for me... I rarely even talk to other guys there unless I need to speak with one of the "big wigs."

On Thursday a guy sat next to me in our 4 seat cubicles. His name is Jacob, he's in his late 30's, early 40's. After lunch he wrote me a note. As soon as he put it in front of me I let out a mental sigh. "Oh, great, I have a gay stalker now." Normally if a gay guy hits on me, which they have in the past, I'm flattered but decline any activities they have in mind. But this was a much older guy, so it was kinda creepy.

I read the note, all it said was "I have a proposition for you." Instead of writing something back I turn to him and tell him "Thanks, but I don't go that way, but there are other guys here that might be interested." He started laughing, telling me that it wasn't meant like that. He writes me another note asking me if I'd sleep with his wife.

Then my mind goes in different directions with several different questions...

A) Is he just a creeper trying to lure me into his basement?
B) If I do sleep with his wife is he gonna kill me and eat me afterward?
C) What's his wife look like if he's trying to get other people to sleep with her?
D) Is he just some kinda swinger?

He writes back, telling me that his wife's biggest fantasy is being gang banged by several young guys. He says that he has plans for the weekend and wants me to be a part of them...

So Saturday comes by and there I and naked with seven other naked guys. It seemed like I was the oldest of the bunch. Most were 18 or 19, and there was only one other guy that seemed like he was of legal drinking age. There was even one guy who was hung more than me, a black dude who had to be about a foot long. For the first time I felt ashamed of my 9 1/2 inches.

Jacob walked in the bedroom and told us what he wanted to happen. He wanted us to go one at a time, bang his wife and come on her face. He said this like it wasn't the first time he set this up for his wife. One of the guys started handing out condoms, magnum condoms for me and Mr. Five Dollar Foot Long. As he was handing them out he said that Jacob's wife is sexy, so apparently this wasn't the first time.

We all lined up in the bedroom as Jacob sat on a chair next to the bed. His wife was pretty good looking, she was 32ish, blonde, slim with nice tits.

I was second to last in the line up, with the black guy standing a foot and a half behind me, thankfully. By the time that it was my turn, Mrs. Jacob (I later found out her name is Patricia) was already covered in splooge. I had my turn, ripped off the condom and came on her face. Both Jacob and Patricia were shocked by how much I came. Jacob saying "Are you cumming on her or pissing on her?"

After Five Dollar Foot Long had his turn, which was all of 7 or 8 minutes (I guess you can't have itg all), Jacob thanked us and told us he'll get in contact with us for next Saturday. Apparently this is something they do all the time. I'm probably gonna decline when/if he calls. It was fun, I've been in gang bangs before, the most being 6 guys in total, but not something I'd do again. I just didn't have any other plans for Saturday.

Landon's Sex Calendar - March '10, Part 3

2010-04-04T16:16:00.003-04:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Sunday, March 21st
- Morning: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Monday, March 22nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Tuesday, March 23rd

Wednesday, March 24th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.

Thursday, March 25th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Allison M (19) in my apartment.

Friday, March 26th
- Evening: Sex with Emily M (47) in her house.

Saturday, March 27th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Received) with Jenn H (48) in in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Jenn H (48) in her house.

Sunday, March 28th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Mikayla G (18) in my apartment.

Monday, March 29th

Tuesday, March 30th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Wednesday, March 31st
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

March Totals
Masturbated - 13 Times
Had sex - 25 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 Times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 12
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 6
Most Sex in 1 Day - 6 Times

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 41 Times
Had sex - 78 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 30
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 21
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3 (1 Time)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 6 (1 Time)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 6 Times (1 Time)

Landon's Sex Calendar - March '10, Part 2

2010-03-28T11:19:00.002-04:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Thursday, March 11th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily M (46) in my apartment.

Friday, March 12th
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.

Saturday, March 13th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Melissa K (25) in my apartment.

Sunday, March 14th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Monday, March 15th

Tuesday, March 16th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in her house.

Wednesday, March 17th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Thursday, March 18th

Friday, March 19th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.

Saturday, March 20th
- Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Landon's Sex Calendar - March '10, Part 1

2010-03-14T20:29:00.003-04:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Monday, March 1st
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Tuesday, March 2nd
- Morning: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Wednesday, March 3rd
- Early Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Evening: Sex with Melissa K (25) in my apartment.

Thursday, March 4th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Early Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Friday, March 5th
- Evening: Sex with Megan P (26) in my apartment.

Saturday, March 6th
- Early Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Sunday, March 7th
- Early Afternoon: Foursome with Allison M (19), Shawna L (21), Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Allison M (19) in my apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
- Early Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
(Read more about this here)

Monday, March 8th

Tuesday, March 9th

Wednesday, March 10th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

6 Rounds for my Birthday

2010-03-09T08:48:00.002-05:00

No... not rounds as in rounds of shots.... My birthday was more tiring, like I went 6 rounds in a boxing match... except I was boxing with my dick and my opponents were 3 girls, not a professional boxer, thankfully.

At the SuperBowl I won a bet (after losing 2 bets, yes, I'm still bitter)... I made a bet with my friends Shawna, Lucia, and Allison that if the Saints won the Superbowl they'd have to give me a birthday to remember... and they definitely did...

It was easy to convince Shawna and Lucia, since I've had sex with them numerous times. Allison was the difficult one to convince. She has a boyfriend, who she is very loyal to, but Shawna and Lucia talked her into it.

So, march 7th came, my 23rd birthday and after a little family lunch Shawna, Lucia, and Allison came over. My mom and a couple sisters were home, they knew what was up, but I didn't care. I was about to have a hell of a birthday party on my bed.

First round - Foursome
As soon as they got in my room Shawna said "Lets get this started!" I always expect Shawna to be into girls just as much as guys, so she was more than eager to get it started, Lucia just loves fucking me, and I think Allison was a little turned on by being bad while her boyfriend was away. So we disrobed, Allison was surprised at my size, and she explained that'll have to take it easy on her since her boyfriend is a little on the small side. So I started with Lucia, while Shawna tried making out with Allison, then to Shawna, then to Allison. Allison felt like a virgin. Apparently her boyfriend really is small. I went back through the line again before cumming on Allison's back. All four of us took a break as our post-orgasmic bliss subsided. Then Shawna said she wanted some more.

Second Round - Shawna
While Allison cleaned up, me and Shawna went at it. She came and after about half an hour so did I. Shawna's always ok with me coming on her face, she knows I love it and lets me do it.

Third Round - Lucia
I still had a hard on and Lucia wanted more too. I only lasted about 15 minutes because I was watching Allison masturbate while watching us. I came inside of Lucia (I hope she's on the pill) and then I basically collapsed.

Fourth Round - Allison
I was exhausted by this time. And figured the girls would leave. Allison got a call from her boyfriend, asking her where she was. She lied and told him that she was at her mom's house, and that she'd be on her way back home soon. I was about to say goodbye until she grabbed my dick and started jerking me off. She said that she already cheated on her boyfriend and figured she'd better have a little more fun before she goes back to him. So once she got me hard she straddled me. We switched positions until I was close to cumming. I pretty much begged to come on her face. She explained that she doesn't even let her boyfriend do that. But after a little convincing from me and the other girls i was straddling her with a knee under each shoulder, my dick pointed at her face cumming like crazy. She cleaned up and left to go back with her boyfriend.

Fifth Round - Shawna, part 2
I was watching Shawna going down on Lucia. I didn't think I could get hard again but I did. I got behind Shawna and went at it with her while Lucia was having her first orgasm given to her by a girl. I'm not sure if that counts as a threesome or not. But after cumming Shawna took a shower.

Sixth Round - Lucia, part 2
While Shawna was in the shower Lucia started playing with my dick. My sister Zoe walked in and let out an annoyed sigh before turning around to leave. After Shawna got out of the shower and left me and Lucia went in to get cleaned up. We ended up hooking up one more time before actually cleaning up.

I think I better take a few days off from any sexual activity since my dick is literally sore. But needless to say, it was a decent birthday.

Landon's Sex Calendar - February '10, Part 3

2010-03-07T17:36:00.003-05:00

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Saturday, February 20th
- Evening: Sex with Angela D (39) in her house.

Sunday, February 21st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Monday, February 22nd
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment. My mom walked in on me. (Read More About This Here)
- Late Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Tuesday, February 23rd

- Late Evening: Sex with Emily M (46) in my apartment.

Wednesday, February 24th
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Angela D (39) in her house.

Thursday, February 25th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Friday, February 26th
- Morning: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Saturday, February 27th
- Morning: Masturbation in Susan B's House. Julia B (18) watched.
- Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house. Her mom walked in on us.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
(Read More About This Weekend Here)

Sunday, February 28th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

February Totals
Masturbated - 14 Times
Had sex - 22 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 Times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 9
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (7 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (6 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times (2 Times)

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 28 Times
Had sex - 53 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 18
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 16
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (12 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (9 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times (3 Times)

A Dehydrating Weekend

2010-02-28T13:08:00.001-05:00

I'm a typical guy in most aspects (with a few exceptions) so if an opportunity to get laid presents itself, I don't tend to pass it up. Thats gotten me in trouble more than a few times. Whether it was because I hooked up with a married woman, a mother of a friend of mine, a friend's girlfriend, so on, so forth...

One strange combination that has yet to get me into trouble is the mother-daughter team of Susan and Julia Beardon. Well, granted, about a year ago I got chased out of Susan's house by her husband. But I've been much more discreet since that time with her and her daughter.

I started hooking up with Susan more than a year ago, since I've been coming over her daughter Julia started having a crush on me. A few months after Julia turned 18 me and her started hooking up.

I decided to run the risk of ruining my 2 new friends with benefits a few months ago by letting them know I was fucking both of them, surprisingly, they didn't care. Then I pressed my luck by mentioning a possible threesome, which they quickly turned down. I figured I'd try. And I know, its a risky situation, one that will probably end badly, but if you're thinking of the end you're not enjoying the present.

They are, however, more than happy to share, even letting me go from one to the other in the same day.

That brings me to my long weekend...

Thursday Afternoon
I went out on break at work around one o'clock and checked my cell phone... I got about 6 messages, 1 from my mom, a couple from people I don't know (damn recycled cell phone numbers), and another from my friend Alexia (who I lost a superbowl bet too) saying "its time 2 pay up stud" I sighed and headed to her place, I "paid up" which according to the terms of the bet I lost, meant I had to go down on her. She came and I left and had to get back to work. I was a little (30 minutes) late from break and heard it from my supervisor. I've been chewed out before (Inglourious Basterds reference, 10 points) but since I was trying to hide a hard-on the entire time it was rather awkward. Needless to say I was sitting at my desk the rest of the shift. The girl next to me noticed, at least I figure, her face was red and she was giggling the rest of the shift but was too shy to say anything.

Thursday Evening
It was about 9 or 10 PM when I got a text from Susan and she said she needed to see me. It took me all of about 4 seconds for me to get ready to head over to her house. Since my car is not in working condition right now, it was a terrible walk over there. First it was cold, secondly my dick knew it was getting laid so it pointed me right to Sue's house. When I got there Sue lead me right to her room. We fucked until like 2 in the morning. From the built up sexual frustration from going down on a girl and not getting anything in return I came like a volcano, and just about passed out immediately after.

Friday Morning
I woke up groggy watching Susan getting ready for work. It was about 8 am. I laid in Sue's bed watching her get changed. She told me I better get up and going since I had to be at work at 10 AM. I grabbed my phone and called in sick, I didn't feel like working that day. Sue told me I can stay here for a while since her husband was away for most of the weekend. He was pulling a long shift out of town and would only be home for a little while Friday night. She left, and I enjoyed the comfort of her king sized bed. Then Julia walked in. She jumped in bed with me and said she wasn't going to school since me and her mom kept her awake most of the night. We cuddled (me naked, her in pajamas) and as they say, spooning leads to forking. Me and her went at it for a few hours and I collapsed again.

Friday Afternoon
I got semi-awoken by a text from Susan, it read "How about a quickie? Im going on break." I didn't deny her and she was over about 10 minutes later. Julia got up and took a shower as me and her mom went at it for about 30 minutes. Before she left, she told me to be out of the house by 7pm since her husband would be home for the night. And the last time He saw me in his house I had my dick in my hand cumming all over his wife's face, so needless to say, he wouldn't be happy seeing me here. But before I got ready, I decided I needed a nap. Well... I feel asleep, wasn't much deciding that happened.

Friday Evening
I woke up with Susan shaking me and yelling at me in a whisper. When you're instantly woken up from a nice slumber your brain only catches a few things. All I heard from Susan was "Husband, home, kill us." I'm guessing what was said was "My husband's home, if he catches you here he'll kill us." I looked at the clock and it was 7:32. Susan got me up and tried hiding me, we went out into the hall way and she told me to hide in Julia's bedroom until her husband goes to bed. Now, I'm still naked at this point. I get pushed into Julia's room and she's on her computer webcamming with someone. Not sure who she was webcamming with but he or she got an eyeful. She closed her laptop and I tried explaining the situation. She let mey stay in there for a while. It was 9 pm or so and after Julia came back in her room after dinner and her dad went to bed with her mom we laid together on her bed. I explained that I didn't have any clothes to wear home since they were still in Susan's room, so I stayed with her all night. While we were laying there we heard her mom and dad start to go at it. Hearing that got me turned on. I'm not sure if it was them screwing, or knowing that I was with his wife not that long ago that turned me on. Julia got on top of me, straddling me like a cow girl and we went at it like that, trying to be as quiet as possible before I pulled out, got up and came on her face. While she was cleaning up I felt dehydrated. Something you know about when your a guy and you came too many times in a short time period. I passed out again.

Saturday Morning
I woke up around 8 or 9 AM again, this time in Julia's bed with her stroking my morning wood. She was like "It's about time you woke up, my arm was getting tired." So decided to take the burden off her and jerked off while she watched. It seemed to take forever until we started french kissing. It didn't take long to get me off after that.

Saturday Afternoon
I stayed in Julia's room, making out with her for a few hours until we couldn't take it and both needed to get off again. I fucked her doggystyle to 3 or 4 orgasms. During one of her orgasms her mom walked in. She started to say "Hey, Julia, your dad is leaving." Julia moaned out that she'll "be down in a minute." I tried to hurry up and came all over her back. She tried to get cleaned up, put some clothes on and ran down to say goodbye to her dad with that euphoric look on her face that can only come from several orgasms.

More Saturday Afternoon
Not 30 minutes after sexing up Julia for the 3rd time in 2 days, I watched Mr Beardon leave to go back to work. I stumbled to Susan's bedroom to get my clothes, which were hidden under the bed. I just zipped up my jeans when Susan walked in and said "Oh, there you are. Not leaving already are ya?" I tried to explain that I was kinda tired and if I come one more time its just gonna be white dust coming out. But before I knew it she was on her knees with my dick in her mouth. I tried to put it back in my pants but I just didn't have the energy at the time. I, somehow, got hard again and started going at it with Susan. About an hour and a half into our fun I started to go soft. For about a half hour it was like shoving cooked spaghetti into a straw. But I got hard again and shortly after getting her off for the 4th time I came on her face. It wasn't powder, but definitely not as much as typically comes out. But still, there's something hot about cum all over a 42 year old woman's face. She let me leave after that. Finally.

Late Saturday Afternoon/Early Saturday Evening
I have no clue what time I actually got home. All I know is that my mom asked me where I was all weekend and I mumbled something to her, not sure if it was actual words or not. I drank about a gallon of gatorade and slept the rest of Saturday.

Wash up before dinner...

2010-02-23T22:16:00.003-05:00

Everyone loves funny, embarrassing stories... here's something that happened to me yesterday...

Lately my job hasn't been as great as it was in the past. Not that I have to do a lot of extra work or anything, its just that I'm working a lot more.

I typically work 20-30 hours a week, sometimes less. I often get calls around 10 AM to tell me that I don't need to come in to work, I can file for unemployment for the hours I don't work, so its like having a free day... Lately I've been getting 40 hour weeks now, sometimes getting a few hours of overtime, which is nice on the pay check.

Anyway... before i get side tracked... Let me get to the awkward moment that occurred last night...

I got home, after working 9 hours I was kinda mentally drained. The only thing I wanted to do is go in my room, lay on my bed, and masturbate.

I got in my room and got undressed, I laid down on my bed after putting a porn in, I started playing with myself as I told my sister Zoe that she might wanna leave the room.

Needless to say she listened once the first sex scene came on and i had my dick in my hand.

So, I was jerking off, watching Holly Halston in "My Friend's Hot Mom Vol. 15" banging some lucky guy. I reached the point of no return right when my mom walked in on me. Most guys (and probably women too) know that once you start having an orgasm there's no way you can keep a straight face during a time like that.

"Supper's ready..." My mom said right before noticing that I was coming all over the place... I come enough as it is, so its difficult to stay reasonably clean during orgasms, let alone when you're mom walks in, startles ya, and you are unsuccessfully trying to cover up...

After what seemed like an hour but was probably 40-60 seconds, the last of my splooge leaked out of my dick and I regained some composure. I caught my breath and looked down, there was cum all over the place. My dick, balls, on my pubes, all over my legs and stomach, even on my sheets and on the carpet beside my bed. It looked like someone poured half a bottle of lotion all over me.

Once my mom stopped laughing she said "Um... you might wanna wash up before supper too." Which I did.

I really need to work on my covering up skills during moments like that...

TMI Tuesday #228

2010-02-22T23:48:00.003-05:00

1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why? Well... I can actually reach my penis with my mouth... ahem... don't ask me how I found out... got bored one day... but there's far more discomfort than there is any kind of pleasure in it... so unless I'm getting paid a great deal of money, I don't even attempt it...

2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there? see... I didn't realize there was more to that question *reads all other questions before continuing...* like I said in question 1, its not as much fun as one would think... so... not long or often at all..

3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before? Thats implying I've never not been game for something... one thing I wanna do is hook up with identical twin sisters, both at the same time... probably not likely though...

4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor? First of all... I'd never get rid of one of my oversized church pianos... I have a nice collection going... oh wait... wrong organ... um... i guess I don't need both my kidneys... I was thinking about one of my testicles, but I dunno what a member of the opposite sex would want with a free testicle...

5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours? Well if I woke up as the most beautiful person I have no idea what I'd do as Antonio Banderas for the next day... but If I woke up as Megan Fox or my mom's friend Marcy, I'd probably go to New York and look for this guy named Landon to have 24 hours worth of sex with...

Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words. Me, a set of hot identical twins, a few sexy older women, leather, gunfights, ninjas and of course Antonio Banderas!

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