Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness 19

1.) Someone dares you to eat two cooked bulls testicles for 1,500 dollars. They’re fried, topped with nacho cheese, belly button lint, lima beans, sweat rung out from a dirty sock and maple syrup and you have to eat it all. Are you going to eat it for the cash or pass?

Hmmm.... good question, or really bad question maybe.... Throw in a blow job from a hot girl after words and... well, I'd still have to think about it...

2.) If you were not getting enough sex in your relationship, how would you handle it? Would you cheat on your significant other?
I dunno if I'd cheat.... I'd try to resolve the situation first, if nothing worked I'd dump her and hit on her hot sister... I'm single by the way, so this is a completely hypothetical situation, but my make believe girlfriend has a really hot sister... seriously... I should have dated the sister instead of her... what was I hypothetically thinking?

3.) Would you cheat if you knew you would never be caught? Why or why not? Depends on if we are having a lot of sex... No girl I've dated has really been able to keep up with me... so its a good possibility that I would cheat if I wouldn't get caught...

4.) If you could get rid of any of the late night talk show hosts and replace them with anyone you want, what late night persona would you get rid of and who would you replace them with?
Carson Daly... he blows... get a hot chick on there.... maybe there'd be a reason to stay "up" and watch TV

5.) If you could get rid of one day time talk show, which one would you pick and why?
All of them? I'm not a fan of the sob story day time talk shows... can you say scripted?

6.) Where is your favorite places on the body to be kissed? Favorite places to kiss? You seriously have to ask? Take a wild guess where me (and most other guys) want a chicks lips... As far as where I'd kiss, I love going down on girls (should be an olympic event, I'm a gold medalist in the waiting) so the clit is a good target...

7.) Do you watch porn? How does your significant other feel about that?
Yeah, most girls I know don't care a lot... like I said before, I don't get nearly enough sex as I want, so I do need a little special time all by myself... between me, my brothers, my oldest sister and even my mom, we have well over 200 porn DVDs in the apartment... I haven't watched half of them yet... so I have plenty to choose from went the mood strikes...




Wednesday Weirdness

2 comments:

Ser Infiel said...

#2 and #7 cracked me up! When you run out of stamina for or become disgusted in yourself due to the 200 porn DVDs your relatives own, hit up your hypothetical girlfriend's hot sister. . .and after that, come to my place and win yourself a gold medal, please! ;)

Landon said...

yeah... it's kinda sad that my mom has porn, but kinda funny too... She even has that "Porn for Women" calendar thing with naked dudes doing housework... but I guess I don't need to worry about her throwing any of my porn away...

But yeah, I'll totally start training for that gold medal