Monday, May 17, 2010

Paramour: Kate S

My youngest sister McKenzie has a friend named Kate Smalls... Kate's a tight little blonde. She's about 5'5" under 100 pounds if you don't count her DD breasts. She's got one of the nicest asses I've seen in quite some time and barely 18.

McKenzie has told me several times about how hard Kate has been crushing on me. If it wasn't for the fact that she was 17 until about 20 days ago I would have been more than happy to see how things would go between us.

McKenzie told me that Kate was a virgin, never given or got oral, nor hand jobs, and probably hasn't even seen a penis outside of sex ed class. So to me it seemed like a lost cause. No way would an uber virgin a ridiculously horny guy ever work out. That was until the 7th.

Me and McKenzie went to Kate's parents house on Friday. Her parents were home and we hung out in her room. Me and Kate started making out. She wanted to give me a blow job but didn't want her parents catching us. So McKenzie decided to stay on the look out. She stood in the doorway of Kate's small bedroom about 5 feet from the bed I was getting a BJ on.

I didn't think I was gonna get off once you couple Kate's lack of blow job skills, the fact that my sister was right there, and that both girls in the room were barely 18. But I did. After a quick clean up me and McKenzie left with no eye contact to Mr & Mrs Smalls.

I'm sure me an Kate are gonna see a lot more of each other.

Landon's Sex Calendar - May '10, Part 1

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Saturday, May 1st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Sunday, May 2nd
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Patricia M (28) in my apartment.

Monday, May 3rd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Tuesday, May 4th

Wednesday, May 5th
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment.

Thursday, May 6th

Friday, May 7th
- Early Evening: Oral sex (Received) with Kate S (18) in her parents house. With my sister in the room.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Saturday, May 8th
- Morning: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Sunday, May 9th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment.

Monday, May 10th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 3

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Wednesday, April 21st
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Received) with Allison M (19) in my apartment.

Thursday, April 22nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Friday, April 23rd
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Late Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Saturday, April 24th
- Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Sunday, April 25th
- Evening: Sex with Megan S (18) in my apartment.

Monday, April 26th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Tuesday, April 27th

Wednesday, April 28th

Thursday, April 29th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Melissa K (25) in my apartment.

Friday, April 30th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Threesome with Allison M (19) & Megan S (18) in my apartment.


April Totals
Masturbated - 13 Times
Had sex - 19 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 18 Times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 11
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day -4
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 Times

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 54 Times
Had sex - 97 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 48
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 25
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3 (1 Time)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 6 (1 Time)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 6 Times (1 Time)

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 2

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Sunday, April 11th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Monday, April 12th
- Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Tuesday, April 13th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Wednesday, April 14th
- Early Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in my apartment.

Thursday, April 15th

Friday, April 16th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Saturday, April 17th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Masturbation at a party.
- Late Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Sunday, April 18th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Monday, April 19th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in my apartment.

Tuesday, April 20th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.

Blogging again...

Its been about a month since I last posted a blog... I was busy... work picked up a bit, not a lot but a little, mainly I got sucked into the void of video games...

2 big PS3 Games came out at about the same time... Final Fantasy XIII and God of War 3...

I first Beat God of War 3 in a week... then got sucked into FFXIII... that game is ridiculously long... Its the John Holmes of video games... really long and hard... On the pause menu it has a running clock of game time... or as I call it the "No Life Meter" it says I have 71 hours of game play... I beat the main game and figure that 71 hours is a good place to call it quits...

So now I'm back to real life stuff.. like friends, work, relationships, and blogging... and I need more stuff to blog, if you know of any good memes let me know...

Monday, April 19, 2010

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 1

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Thursday, April 1st

Friday, April 2nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in my apartment.

Saturday, April 3rd
- Evening: Gang bang with Patricia S (32) and 7 guys in her house. (Read more here)

Sunday, April 4th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Monday, April 5th
- Morning: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Susan B (42) in her house.

Tuesday, April 6th
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in my apartment.

Wednesday, April 7th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment. (Read more here)

Thursday, April 8th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Friday, April 9th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in my apartment.

Saturday, April 10th
- Morning: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Hump Day and a Sympathy Shag

Wednesday tends to be the day of the week when everything seems to shut down. For most people its the middle of their work week. Which means its closer to, but still far away from, their weekend. But the best thing about "Hump Day" is when its named literally.

I hooked up with a friend of mine Violet for the first time. It was something that I hadn't been trying to do (for once). In fact, it was more of a sympathy shag.

Thats not saying that Violet isn't a nice girl. She's definitely cool. But she's not what most guys consider drop dead sexy. That might sound mean, and and few if not none of the girls I hooked up with in the past were considered supermodels, but its true.

Violet had a crush on me for a while, since the first day she started working where I do. She attempted to date me. She actually went above and beyond the term "attempted." I told her that its not something I wanted at the time, I didn't press the issue by saying "I'm not ready for a relationship, but if you wanna bang, call me." Basically said no thanks and moved on. And I suppose when a guy makes it seem like he doesn't want you it makes a girl want him more.

Luckily she didn't turn into a stalker. There were a couple times where she tip toed the line between stalker and a very very interested person, but she never really made me feel uncomfortable. We talked almost everyday at work, usually just a "Hi Landon, hi Vi" sorta thing. She also got my AIM screen name from someone (not sure who) and we talked on there from time to time. She kept trying to get into a relationship with me, I kept rejecting, mainly because there wasn't much physical attraction.

Eventually I suppose she took the hint. We didn't chat half as often as typical or even say hello at work. There was about three or four weeks that we didn't even talk. Then, out of the blue I get an IM from her saying something to the extent of "I'm done trying with you." At first I was creeped out, but then she went on to apologize about nagging me tgo be her boyfriend, that she's glad I'm at least her friend. Then she says that if I'm not wanting a relationship she wanted to at least sleep with me. Again, the lack of attraction made me pass up the offer until she started to nearly beg me.

I finally gave in on Wednesday, Hump Day.

So, I invited her over after work and kicked my sisters out of the room I share with them. Arianna looked at me, then at Violet, rolled her eyes and walked out. We had sex for about an hour. She was glowing after, happy as can be and actually thanked me. Its kind of awkward when someone thanks you after sex. Do you say, "No, thank you!" "You're Welcome!" or just stay quiet. If that never happened to you, consider yourself lucky. She also stroked my ego by saying I was the best she ever had. Granted, from what she told me she was only ever with one guy, one time, in high school, for like 10 minutes. But still, always good to hear.

For a minute I felt like someone would feel after cleaning up a town park that was previously trashed and turned it into some place people would take their kids. Kinda like I did a good deed. Like I deserved a pat on the back. But Violet was happy, I got laid, so I was happy, and as of today, we're just regular friends again.

After Violet left my apartment I was walking (naked) to the bathroom for a post-coitus shower and my mom stopped me and asked me who the girl was. I was about to answer, but from the other side of the hall I heard "Lan's new sympathy shag!" from my sister Arianna from the other bedroom. And as mean as that sounds, its kinda true. But everyone has to give or get a sympathy shag once in a while, right?