Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness 48

1.) What is your significant others worst habit? don't have a significant other.... so how about my "most common" other, Shana... well... she really doesn't have any habits that annoy me come to think of it... how can ya be annoyed by someone who's best habit is having sex with you? The way she sneezes is a bit annoying though... it sounds like someone with a high pitched voice saying "chew" really fast...

2.) What piece of clothing that isn't lingerie or an undergarment do you have that you feel especially sexy/handsome in? I have these two pairs of jeans that I love... one pair make my male-bulge look huge, not that I need any help in that department, but the fading draws attention to the bulge, i have a lotta female crotchwatchers checking the business out in those jeans... then, the other jeans i've had forever, they are so wore out that the material is as thin as silk... with those jeans, which are kinda tight, you can easily see the outline of my dick in them, especially if i go commando... I'm not allowed to wear them to work anymore because one day i went commando and some woman complained about being able to see my dick through a hole in the front... might be for the better though... i've had a couple embarassing situations with getting a hard on with them at work...

3.) If you could drink ONLY two beverages for the rest of your life, which would you pick? oh man... vault and heinekien

4.) What is your worst habit? um.... talking about sex, or my dick, too often... could easily be annoying, I understand that... but hey, my penis is my favorite possession, i tend to brag about it...

5.) Are you superstitious in any way? not really... never really understood why breaking a mirror, or opening an umbrella inside gave you bad luck...

6.) What kind of shopping do you hate doing most? (Grocery shopping, clothes shopping, shoe shopping, etc) Um... probably groceries... I like shopping for clothes, more than some women, i hate last minute christmas shopping though, i start buying presents for my family in april, just so i can avoid it... oh... and buying condoms... i get magnum condoms, and it always seems to be some old ugly woman working the counter when i buy them, not a younger, cute chick, and theres always an awkward silence when she scans them and tells me the price, i try to get my mom, sisters, or Shana to buy them for me whenever possible.... also, shopping for porn sucks to, the closest place that has porn is a big movie rental place with an adults only room, you gotta pick a buncha DVDs put them in a white plastic bag, then walk ALL the way back through, past the disney section, past the romance section, both full of moms and other women, and they all know what the white plastic bag is for, you're labelled a porn fiend the instant you get that white plastic bag in your hand... so what? maybe I think "Fuck Stars 37" and "Big Cocks & Big Facials part 2: Electric Splooge-a-loo" are quality DVDs... get over it soccer moms, your kids weren't conceived through osmosis... oh... and by the way, "Fuck Stars 37" is so much better than "Fuck Stars 36"

7.) What was a “fad” you remember from your childhood? Pogs!!!!!! I would destroy you at pogs... i don't know who is reading this right now, but i will beat you in a game of pogs... yeah... you... that's right, pretend you don't care... you care... you and me, pog death match, right now... thats right... you better walk away... if you see me walking down the street with a slammer, guess where your pogs are going... my pocket.... your pogs, my pocket... that was my motto back in the day... now... I'm going to go get a "Your Pogs, My Pocket" tattoo...


1 comment:

Amorous Rocker said...

I would kick your ass at pogs buddy. =D

Great answers, like always. You always make me laugh.

Happy Wednesday!