Monday, December 14, 2009

TMI Tuesday 217

1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago? Mooned, yes, in high school to a rival school's bus full of their football team... Flashed... well... is it actually considered flashing if they asked to see my wangus in the first place??

2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality. A tiger... no wait... a portuguese man-o-war... a man-o-war is a jellyfish-like creature that is actually a colony of thousands of tiny creatures... not saying that I'm a frankenstein, but a lot of different life experiences made me who I am...

3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list? Nope... My mom does to her family and friends... she sends out like 100 every year... kinda over the top...

4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)? Meh... not often... I just pick out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt to wear.... If I look good in it, then its a plus...

5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult? Tasted... no... but I had an older female friend who used to hang out with me and other kids in college... She had a newborn at the time and I talked her into using one of those self-milkers (probably not the name of the device) to get breast milk and put it in another female friend's milk jug as an april fools day prank... hard to keep a straight face while I watched her eat her cereal that morning...

Bonus: Do you like "talking" when you have sex? Don't mind it... As long as its about sex.... If its about curtains, or what she's making for dinner then I'm either not doing my job, she's a lesbian, or I need to leave...

Double Bonus: If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost? Vixen (Which I'm assuming would have to be the one female reindeer) tells him where to go... either that or auto pilot... or Rudolph has GPS... or maybe he's just not real... haha, I just killed Christmas...

3 comments:

My expressions LIVE said...

I can't believe you just killed Christmas....WTF!lol have a great day!

Polt said...

The breast milk prank is AWESOME! Well not to have done TO me, but to watch it happen to someone else. AWESOME!

HUGS...

Transylvanian Miss said...

I like the thought that Rudolph has GPS, Happy TMI!
always,
B.