Tuesday, August 19, 2008

TMI Tuesday 148

1. Are you truly politically correct? Be honest.
No... not at all actually... I mean, I don't go around using racist, sexist, or otherwise derogatory remarks... but I'm not looking to run for any kind of governorship. senatorship, or presidentalship, so I'm not going out of my way to be more PC either.

2. Will you ever streak in public during rush hour?
Totally... as long as I have a mask, no cops (don't want to have to go around getting signatures every time I move to a new town), and friends to laugh about it later. I have streaked in public before, but it wasn't rush hour.

3. Would you ever do something sexual in public (more than 20 people around)?
I have already... I had sex in the middle of a party once, there were at least 20 people around... good times... I also did some Puppetry of the Penis on a table at a party once... not exactly sexual, but full frontal nudity nonetheless

4. Do you ever not have good table manners?
If I'm hungry enough I'll eat my food like a wolf eating a dead carcass-burger... I'll even growl at you if you get too close to me, my food, not yours. Grrrrrr.

5. Do you ever fantasize about a public sexual act? Describe.
Not so much anymore... I've done all the public sex stuff I wanted to do, but its nice (and fun) to take the risk once in a while.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever gone through a true sexual fantasy? Describe.
Yeah... I wrote a list of 100 sexual things I want to do before I die when I was in like 10th grade... I've completed many of them. Sex with an older woman (at least +20 years), sex with a friend's hot mom, sex in public, masturbating for an audience (wasn't a huge audience mind you), threesome, foursome, twins... granted, I didn't have sex with the twins at the same time, but I did, technically, have sex with both twins. Somethings I still need to do like: join the mile high club (I don't like flying), sex with a teacher (still got a few college professors that might be possibilities), triplets (not holding my breathe for that one, but a guy can dream lol)

1 comment:

Polt said...

Wow....is performing a sex act while a gay guy watches, on your list? If so, I volunteer! :)