Landon's Penis Paradox, pt. 2

A guys' penis is his best friend and worst enemy all rolled into one fleshy package. It seems like I'm locked into Duality between me and my penis. I am rather large (9.5 inches), but not the largest out there. With my big penis there is a large list of pros and cons. Having a big dick isn't always as great as people may think, sometimes I do wish I had an average sized dick. So as part two of Landon's Penis Paradox, I'll list the good, the bad, and the ugly (my penis is pretty, in case you were wondering lol) about my trials and tribulations of large penis ownership.


Pro: Girth
Men (and women) talk a lot about length. I'm 9 1/2 inches long, that alone would make many men jealous, and make women's ears perk up. But it comes down too how thick it is. A 12 inch penis that's as skinny as a hot dog is not gonna do much for women. The same goes for a really short, but really thick penis. Honestly, most women don't need anything more than 6 or 7 inches. Any woman who has had a dick ram into her cervix in the middle of sex will most likely agree. I know I've hit a few cervixes in my day, and the girls were not happy about it. But thankfully, most penises stay in ratio, the longer, the thicker. I'm also really thick, thankfully,

Con: Priapism
Boners, at the right times, are good things. However, mine don't work on a schedule. Young guys 14-18 get hard ons all the time, there doesn't even need to be a reason. After a few sex sessions and time they start becoming less common. It doesn't work that way for me however. Some call it priapism, I call it annoying. I'm glad that I'll never need to invest in viagra, at least not anytime soon. But the fact that I'm hard 80% of the time that I'm awake (and thats a very good estimate) makes it difficult to do anything. I could have sex 12 hours a day (hypothetically, I'll need a nap and a sandwich) and 3 out of the other 4 hours that I'll be awake during that day I'll have a hard on. Imagine how hard it is to hide a 9.5 inch hardon at school or at a party, store, on my morning jog, anywhere for that matter. It can be quite embarassing.

Pro: Self Confidence
Most (experienced) women could careless how big their man's penis is (implying he knows what he's doing). But the one thing all women hate is a guy complaining about his small penis. Even at 9 1/2 inches, I think about how much more women I could get if I was 10 or 11 inches, or if I was a little bit more thicker. But the thing is, I don't complain about what I got. No one wants to hear a guy cry about how his dick will never please a woman. 80% of pleasure is being good at what you do. But us guys with bigger penises are more self confident, our egos figure, hey, if Girl A doesn't like me Girl B will. We stop worrying about what we're gonna do if we get a girl. That gives us more confidence with women in general. We talk/flirt with them better, which helps us get to the next level with girls better. You can tell what guys have bigger dicks, or are at least confident of what they do have, because they know how to talk to women without seeming like a douchebag or a scared little bunny.

Cons: Virgins
Put two girls next to each other, who look 100% identical, and the only difference between the two is that one is a virgin and the other is not. Now, tell a guy he can sleep with one of them, which ever he wants, 9 times out of 10 he'll pick the virgin. Most men love virgins. However, most women have been in pain while losing their virginity to a smaller or average sized guy, I can only imagine how it must feel to lose it to me. I have hooked up with a few troopers though, but for the most part, virgins are off limits for me.

Pro: Always ready for round 2, 3, 4, 5...
Like I've said before, I have a hard-on about 80% of the time that I'm awake. I also have, and keep a hardon after I cum during sex or when I masturbate. Most men slowly go down after they wave their white surrender flag. Me, I stay just as hard for a half hour later, if not longer, or harder. I can usually talk a girl into a round 2. But its not always easy, round one usually lasts 45-60 minutes, and round two can last up to an hour and a half, round 3 maybe 2 hours, so on. Once is all I really need, but I do like playing marathon man when the girl I'm with has the time, energy, and/or patience.

Con: Bulge
A nice bluge in your jeans is not always a good thing. For me, I have a few pair of jeans that show my bulge off a little too well. Sometimes it looks like I'm walking around with a (average sized) hard-on. That would put me in the perverted group in many women's eyes. Not only that, but I have had comments from people that go a little like this. "Why do you stuff socks in your pants to make it look like you have a bigger dick?" I have to explain to them that its all me, whether they believe me or not its still not the response I was hoping for.

Pro and Con: How You Use It
Even with giant dicks, you gotta know what you're doing with it. The old saying is true "It's not the size, its how you use it." That proves true for larger penises too. However, in all honesty, the size makes up for a lot of lack of knowledge. "How you use it" pertaining to larger penises is more about not hurting the girl than hitting the right spots. There are still certain targets you've gotta hit, but its a lot easier when you're using a bigger cannon. When I was younger, as is similar with most men, I just poked and probed as fast and as wildly as I could (luckily I got some lessons from an older woman). Doing that will more than likely leave the girl you're with unsatisfied, if not scared shitless. The bigger men need to take it much easier than the smaller ones. Vaginas aren't the most fragile things in the world, some women like it rough, but it's rather easy to hurt a women if you have a larger penis.