Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness 21

1.) If you caught your partner viewing porn online and masturbating, how would you react?
I'd probably see the porn and be like "Nice!" I might enjoy some viewing and self enjoyment with her as well. But if it was a constant thing I'd eventually get tired of it... Porn's cool and all, but the real thing is better.

2.) If you caught your partner participating in a sex chat room online, how would you react?
Like the previous question, it'd be cool as long as it wasn't an obsession... but I doubt there are many girls out there with porn addictions.

3.) Did your parents know when you became sexually active? How did they find out?
Not the day I became sexually active but my mom knew I was having sex before my 14th birthday... I was having sex in my room and my mom walked in... she apologized for barging in and let us finish, which was awfully nice of her... afterwards she came into my room and said she didn't mind me having sex in the house or anything, as long as I used a condom... She was more upset about possibly becoming a grandmother than she was about me having sex. She even bought me condoms, again, awfully nice of her.

4.) How open were/are your parents about sex?
REAAAAALLLY open... my mom is probably the most open-about-sex parent ever. Like I said, she doesn't care if we have sex in the apartment, as long as we're using condoms. Me and all of my bros and sisters (except my oldest brother) used that to our advantage. My mom had sex a lot in the apartment come to think of it. Lets just say she's had LOTS of "boyfriends." It wasn't an odd sight to walk into the (small) apartment and see my mom or one of my siblings having sex, it got to be rather normal (when you see it everyday), odd for some people, sure, but it was a rather common sight for us after a while. However, it wasn't like we watched each other having sex, but, say, if my mom left something in my room (which I share with a few siblings), and I was having sex at the time... she'd just walk in (sometimes say "Hi") and get what ever she left in there, and be on her way... again, sounds odd, but it got rather normal for us... I won't even go into some of the long conversations I've had with my mom or one of my siblings while I was having sex lol

5.) When was the last time you had a splinter? What part of your body was it stuck in?
Finger.... labor day weekend actually.... helped a friend and his dad stack firewood all that weekend. It was basically to get closer to his sister and/or his mom.... got closer to them, but totally struck out lol

6.) If you could only bring back ONE extinct animal, what would it be and why?
What are those little dinosaurs? Like the ones in the beginning of Jurassic Park 2... I'd bring those back... they're mean, but as long as you don't get surrounded by 30 of them you should be OK...


2 comments:

Shannon H. said...

I agree! The real thing is much better!

Sex before you were 14? I feel like such a prude.

Landon said...

lol... yeah... I started early.... My first time was rather... awkward... but I guess thats the way it goes when you're 13 and having sex... But, no need to feel like a prude... people start at different times... Theres a girl I know at work who lost her virginity at 11 (with another 11 year old), and another woman (a really good looking one) who was a virgin until she was 30... ask any guy what he was like at 13, and he'll tell you (if he's an honest person) that he would have had sex with any woman that would let him... I lost my virginity when I was 13 with... well lets just say she was older than me... It lasted almost a minute lol, but it was one of my favorite memories...