Tuesday, September 23, 2008

TMI Tuesday 153

1. What is the strangest thing you have ever inserted or seen inserted (in a sexual manner) in person?
Oh man... not in me... But there's a (very, very wild) sorority house at the college I go to, and I went to one of the parties where they had pledge tryouts... each pledge-girl tried to outdo the other and the wildest girl got a pledge point (the 5 or 6 girls who got the most pledge points were accepted in the sorority I guess)... The girl who ended up having a three way with 2 random guys in the middle of the party won, but, before that a girl shoved a baseball bat in her vajayjay... it was a wild party to say the least

I also heard, but didn't witness, of a girl who broke off a frozen hot dog off in her wizard sleeve... I think that's an urban legend for like every town/city... but it has to have some truth behind it...

2. Have you ever had sex anyone whose name started with a J?
Um... yeah... Is there supposed to be some kind of prize I get for that?

3. Have you ever been outside completely naked?
Plenty of times... Most recently, a group of girls talked me into getting naked in their apartment, then took my clothes and got in their car and drove away... I had to walk over a mile home completely naked...

4. Do you prefer music, tv, or other noise in the background when you have sex?
I'd prefer none of the above... I don't mind having sex with music playing,... but sometimes the silence and the noises we make together are the best.... the sexiest thing is the sound a woman makes during sex when she's enjoying herself

5. Have you ever used ice for sexual purposes?
not often... I tried the ice cube on her nipple thing... didn't seem to do much for her

Bonus: Have you ever been propositioned for group sex?
once or twice... I'm more often the group sex propositioner than the group sex propositionee

BTW... if you get as bored as often as me (maybe "often" isn't the word... occasionally), add me on AIM: landonsezlol, or yahoo: jl92 at rocketmail dot com


Vixen said...

But have you tried the 'ice cube in your mouth' thing/trick? Much more impressive than the nipple thing. ;)

Anonymous said...

"wizard sleeve", LOL. I don't think I've ever heard that one.

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Dana said...

A baseball bat is acceptable *giggle*

Landon said...

Never thought of putting it in my mouth (First time I said that? maybe)... will try next time

Wizard Sleeve is one of my favorite slang names for the vagina. Other good ones: Moose knuckle, meat locker, Vagoose. And good ones for the penis: Wizard finger, john dillinger, and French Infantry (as in, after a while it'll give up and wave a white flag)

Maybe so... but how do you follow a baseball bat, its thicker than most penises and always stays hard, If i ever slept with that girl I'd be preoccupied with "Oh what? Not as good as that baseball bat? That bat can't cuddle, now can it?" Last I heard, the baseball bat girl didn't get into that sorority... sucks to be her I guess.

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

I agree with Vixen on the ice cube in the mouth--it's the hot/cold sensation that's pretty great.

I've heard the hot dog thing too--I do think it's one of those urban legend things.

Ang said...

Wizard sleeve is a new one to me, although the rest aren't... then again, I love my Big Book of Filth... ;)

Interesting answers! And I love seeing the strange things people have inserted/seen! Hooray for fun questions!

Polt said...

Great answers!

I saw a video where a guy took a baseball bat anally. Quite a bit more impressive than in a vajayjay, eh?

Still, it bothered me to watch it a lot more than it bothered him to take it, so i guess maybe it wasn't that big of a deal for him after all.


Amorous Rocker said...

A baseball bat? Holy fuck, lol. The frozen hot dog thing is probably an urban legend but it's probably happened somewhere, probably more times than I care to think about, lol.

Great answers. Happy tmi!

I Smile 2 Much said...

Okay that is *sooooo* not sweet on your #3. Not so cool. Just sayin'

And if they give out prizes for #2- will you tell me where to get mine?

I couldnt agree w/ you more on your #4. Happy TMI, Mr Clever Slang Name Man ; )

Another Suburban Mom said...

I have never heard the hotdog thing until today, I must be missing out.

Those were mean girls! I hope you found and spanked them later.

Landon said...

Ms. Inconspicuous,
I guess I wasn't using the ice cube right.... like a certain other thing, I guess its all in how you use it... that "certain" thing I'm speaking of is, of course, a debit card... if you don't get that black strip in the right spot its not gonna work at the ATMs...

Wizard Sleeve is a good one... gotta love slang.. If I had a dime for ever weird thing i've seen being inserted, and then a penny for every weird sexual encounter i've been a part of some how... I'd have enough cash to pay someone else to blog for me

My gawd... I thought a baseball in the vagurgle was bad enough... maybe he was one of those dudes that enjoys pain, or hopefully was one who does... I don't think I'm gonna walk straight for a week after just hearing that lol...

Amorous Rocker,
Yeah... I'd hate to be baseball bat girl's boyfriend... The first thing i though of when i heard about the girl in my town about the hot dog incident was "ew", then it was "Frozen? Wouldn't that be... cold?" and then "wouldn't it make more sense for her to use something bigger, like an italian sausage?"

I Smile 2 Much,
Yes... very uncool of them... but, if it happened to someone else, to be honest, I'd laugh... I was more disappointed that i didn't get to have sex with them than i was about walking home naked... believe me, i'm not embarassed by anything i have... just... you know... didn't wanna get arrested... i dunno why i just didn't hold their computer as pants-ransom

Another Suburban Mom,
they were totally mean, but hot... i just heard "get naked" and though t "woohoo! sex!" I guess i was thinking with the wrong head, paid for it... i'll share the story on my blog later this week, so look for that

Shannon H. said...

A baseball bat? ouchie!