Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness 22

1. Would you rather join the Ghostbusters to hunt ghosts or join the Sesame Street bunch? Why?
Ghostbusters... why? I figure it's a better pick up line... "Hey, I spend my day hunting down dangerous ghosts and saving people's houses from evil spirits. Wanna bang?" or "So... I hang out with a giant chicken and a dude in a trash can... fancy a shag?" Ladies, you be the judge of which of those guys you'd sleep with... yeah... that's what I thought (*hums ghostbusters theme*)

2. What is the most you are willing to do to get out of a police officer giving you a ticket?
If its a male officer, I'd pay him (and get arrested for offering a bribe). If it was a female officer, I'd offer sex (and get arrested for that too)... I actually slept with a policewoman once, she was off duty mind you, and not all that great looking... but it still counts....

3. What popular movies do you find to be overrated?
Those stupid spoof movies... Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie were the only good ones...

4. What is in (and/or on) your bedside table?
About 30-40 XL condoms (Tomorrow's supply (or so I wish)), some massage oils, lube, candy, camera, tissues... can't wait to use all of those at the same time... again

5. Have you ever had or fantasized about having sex with a boss before? Have you ever acted on that fantasy?
Yeah... how do you think I got the job?

6. If you had a personal assistant, what would you have them do?
Giving an eternally horny guy a (preferably female) personal assistant? You know what kind of problems that could cause (specifically: her getting caught writing my college papers)

7. Have you ever faked static, loss of cell phone reception or anything else on the telephone line to get out of a conversation?
Yeah... once or twice... with my "stalker" and once while having sex while a female friend called me to tell me her boyfriend dumped her... now... don't think I'm an asshole, I'm a great listener.... just not while I'm having sex with someone else...

5 comments:

Macabre Girl said...

Not Another Teen Movie! That was one of the ones I was trying to remember for part of my answer for 3.

I'm not a great listening during sex either. ~giggle~

Enjoy your answers! Thank you for playing along so often. ~wink~ Happy WW!

Amorous Rocker said...

Well when you put it that way, I'm going for the Ghostbuster. That just sounds cooler definitely. Leave it to you to think in terms of pick up lines. I don't mean that in any kind of bad way either so please take no offense. ;)

I mentioned spoof movies for my #2 also. I hate most of those damn movies. People go on about them and they're not even freaking funny.

Great answers! Happy Wednesday.

Landon said...

Macabre Girl,
I actually liked Not Another Teen Movie, maybe it was Chyler Leigh's bedroom scene... But yeah, speaking of listening while sexing, try having a full phone conversation with someone while having sex with someone else.... I actually pulled it off... not sure how lol

Amorous Rocker,
No offense taken... 90% of the time, before I do something, I think "Will this impress girls?" lol... but yeah, you can say it, I'm a man-whore lol... Spoof movies need to stop... Meet the Spartans was the worst movie I've ever seen..

Shannon H. said...

Did she wear her uniform for you?

Landon said...

Shannon H.,
I wish, that would have been hot... She did ID me though lol.... this was when I was 18, she was in her 30s... I looked 16 when I was 18, just taller, so it wasn't shocking... I did ask her if she was gonna handcuff me though.... by the way, if there are any guys reading this, and if you get the chance to sleep with a police woman, DO NOT ask her if she's gonna handcuff you... Its not as funny to them as it is in your head.... she just stared at me like I was an idiot.... almost ruined the moment lol...