1. Would you rather join the Ghostbusters to hunt ghosts or join the Sesame Street bunch? Why?
Ghostbusters... why? I figure it's a better pick up line... "Hey, I spend my day hunting down dangerous ghosts and saving people's houses from evil spirits. Wanna bang?" or "So... I hang out with a giant chicken and a dude in a trash can... fancy a shag?" Ladies, you be the judge of which of those guys you'd sleep with... yeah... that's what I thought (*hums ghostbusters theme*)
2. What is the most you are willing to do to get out of a police officer giving you a ticket?
If its a male officer, I'd pay him (and get arrested for offering a bribe). If it was a female officer, I'd offer sex (and get arrested for that too)... I actually slept with a policewoman once, she was off duty mind you, and not all that great looking... but it still counts....
3. What popular movies do you find to be overrated?
Those stupid spoof movies... Scary Movie and Not Another Teen Movie were the only good ones...
4. What is in (and/or on) your bedside table?
About 30-40 XL condoms (Tomorrow's supply (or so I wish)), some massage oils, lube, candy, camera, tissues... can't wait to use all of those at the same time... again
5. Have you ever had or fantasized about having sex with a boss before? Have you ever acted on that fantasy?
Yeah... how do you think I got the job?
6. If you had a personal assistant, what would you have them do?
Giving an eternally horny guy a (preferably female) personal assistant? You know what kind of problems that could cause (specifically: her getting caught writing my college papers)
7. Have you ever faked static, loss of cell phone reception or anything else on the telephone line to get out of a conversation?
Yeah... once or twice... with my "stalker" and once while having sex while a female friend called me to tell me her boyfriend dumped her... now... don't think I'm an asshole, I'm a great listener.... just not while I'm having sex with someone else...