Ever have someone call you while you're having sex? I do... Usually I don't answer... but when my mom calls I have to, she gets ticked when I don't answer... even if I'm having sex...
Recently I got a new cell phone, one of the features is you can record every phone call and add it as an mp3 file... so i decided to listen to it and type/post the transcript of the convo i had with my mom while having sex with my friend Shawna... when I learn how to upload mp3 files I'll add them for download too...
Anyway... this happened yesterday afternoon, it ended up being rather funny
Me (pausing for a second after accepting the call): Uhhh... hello?
Mom (cheerfully): Hey hun, how are you?
Me: Oh.... good... pretty good...
Mom: Hey, I got a favor to ask you...
Mom: Landon, you there?
Mom: You there?
Me: Yeah I'm... I'm here yeah...
Mom: You busy or something?
Mom: Are you busy?
Me: No... not really... what's up?
Mom: I have a favor to ask you...
Me: k...... (long silence on both ends as Shawna moaned a little bit)
Me (interupting): You there?
Me: Whats the... uh... favor?
Mom: I left my purse at home in the...
Mom: My purse, I left it on the chair in the kitchen
Me (Totally not paying attention): ok
Mom: Can you bring that to work for me?
Me: Bring what?
Mom: My purse... aren't you listening?
Me: Yeah I'm listening... Where's the purse?
Mom: On the table... er.. the chair by the table... in the kitchen....
(At this point Shawna's getting tired of me being on the phone)
Shawna (slightly moaning): Hang the phone up
Me (To Shawna): I can't
Mom: Why not?
Me (to mom): No, i was talking to someone else
Mom: So can you bring me my purse...
Shawna (reaching for my phone, playfully): Gimmie!
Me (laughing): (to Shana) Stop, (To mom) Yeah,... no problem
Mom: OK great... On your way here can... (paused when shawna moans loudly) Is someone there with you?
(Shawna grabs my phone away from me)
Me (laughing, barely audible, in the background ): Give me my phone back.... its my mom
Mom: Hello? Helllllooooo?
Me: (To shawna, in the background): seriously
Shawna (to me, laughing, in the background): Seriously? its your mom?
Me (To shawna, in the background): Yeah
Shawna (to me, laughing, in the background): You talk to your mom when you have sex?
Me (To shawna, in the background): Maybe
(I get the phone back)
Me: You still there?
Mom: Yeah, who's there with you?
Mom: The girl from a couple floors down?
Mom: When did you two start having sex?
Me: I dunno... 20 minutes ago...
Mom: No, I mean, when did you first start having sex with her?
Me: like a couple... hold on
(My dick came out at this point, had to take a second to put it back in.)
Me: A couple weeks ago... only 2 or three times
Mom: Hmm... weren't you going after her mom?
Me (laughing): Yeah... it didn't *moan* it wasn't gonna happen
Mom: Well, she's very christian, not surprising
Shawna (in background, loudly moaning, reaching orgasm): Mmmm, fuck!
Me: I.... I better get going...
Mom: Wait, don't forget to bring (pause during another one of Shawna's moans)... my purse... to work...
Mom: And on your way.. (Shawna moans loudly, causeing my mom to pause again) On your way here get me a coffee from Jake's
(Jake's is a local coffee and tea shop, BTW)
Me: Ok... Coffee or tea?
Mom: Just a regular coffee... large
Mom: Large coffee
Me: Oh... ok
(Shawna starts having an orgasm)
Mom: Don't forget
Me (listening to and feeling Shawna's orgasm, but talking to mom): Ok... I will
Mom: No... don't forget!
Me: OK, purse and coffee... got it...
Mom: Thanks sweety... See ya later... say Hi to Shawna for me
Mom: Bye hun
I might start adding more phone calls and making this a series on my blog