Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness 23

1.) Have you ever purchased an item of clothing and intentionally worn it with tags on it so that you could return it the next day?
Can't say I have... I have a ton of clothes though... so it wouldn't have been a bad idea

2.) Would you rather be late to the party, or the first person to arrive? Why?
Both are good.... if you're early you can hit on the hot girls a lot earlier, improving your chances... coming by late makes sure you're not the first to pass out, and all the hot girls have a buzz going by then

3.) When do you usually begin your Christmas shopping?
like July.... i'll buy a couple things per month untill december, then I'll have a mad rush trying to finish up shopping because i realize I bought a buncha stuff for 1 or 2 people and have 7-10 others to shop for.... last year I bought like 30 things for my oldest sister... is it wierd that I got my sister a vibrator last christmas? Even as a joke present?

4.) What three cancelled tv shows do you wish they’d bring back?
Hmmm.... Freaks & Geeks, the original ninja turtles cartoon, and Beavis & Butthead

5.) What do you have in your vehicle's glove compartment?
Condoms, map, papers, CDs, um.... there's a pair of gloves in there too... go figure

6.) Have you ever donated blood?
Yep... a few times

7.) Have you ever kissed or dated someone elses significant other? What happened?
Yeah... well... I had sex with a friend's GF plenty of times in high school... not cool, I know.... but she was HOT! It carried on for like 9 or 10 months, and my friend never found out.... me and him are still friends, and he sit doesn't know, he's married to a different girl.... I've been tempted to go after her... but I've gotten in trouble with enough married women lol

8.) Have you ever mistaken one product for another while in the bathroom and didn't notice until after you used it? (EXAMPLE: Washing your hair with liquid body soap, slathering hand soap on your legs instead of lotion after a shower, et cetera)
liquid soap mistaken for hand lotion for masturbation purposes... hey, at least it got cleaned

9.) Would you/Have you ever dated someone who had a criminal record?
Have i? no... would I? maybe... as long is isn't too bad... like if she was arrested for chopping off someone's dick... Thats a big red light...


2 comments:

I Smile 2 Much said...

Your #2. So you're a strategist, I see. : ) *giggles*

And awesome on your #6. I used to be involved with blood drives.

Married women are troubling, huh? *giggles* Your #8 and #9 made me laugh out loud. Too funny.

Happy WW ; )

*sweet* cops wife said...

Gotta keep it clean, that's for sure...