Tuesday, November 11, 2008

TMI Tuesday 160

1. Ever been skinny dipping? Oh yeah... tons of times... gotta stay away from the freezing cold water... it can turn a 9 1/2 dick into a cocktail weiner... ahem... unfortunately, I know from experience... Theres no way to impress a girl when you come out of the water like "Hey baby... check out my huge.. where the hell did it go?!?!"

2. How often do you kiss or make out without it simply being a foreplay activity? maybe once every two weeks or so... theres this girl in this apartment who i have make out sessions with now and then... she's a virgin and won't "let me in" when I knock on her door, if ya know what I'm saying... but I shall overcome... again, if you know what i'm sayin'

3. On a scale of 1-10, how content are you with your life? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) Do you think 'content' and 'happy' the same thing? 8.5 or 9... theres always something that could make peoples lives better (for me its that virgin)... but I'm very content with my life, i'm greatful for what I have.... Content and Happy... hrmmm... to me, when I use the word content I use it to describe things that are good enough.... When I use the word "happy" its to describe a feeling i have when something exceeds my expectations...

4. What do you do to relieve stress? Sex is a great, and my most favorite, stress reliever... so as you can imagine how little stress I have in my life...

5. What was the special trait in your first lover that made you decide that they were "the one?" The first lover.... her special trait was that she was the first woman that could really give me a satisfying blow job

Bonus: How old were you when you first had sex? (positive experiences here...) 13... I mentioned it in a previous blog... much older woman involved... amazing experience...

3 comments:

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Would that we all had continual access to such a stress reliever. :)

Amorous Rocker said...

Freezing cold water can turn a lot of things into things that don't want to function right. Skinny dipping in the colder months should be reserved for indoor pools and hot tubs. :)

Your 2 made me chuckle. Good luck with that. ;)

Happy Tuesday.

Vixen said...

Your #1 cracked me up. Nice.....lolol.

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