1. What are your turn-ons? Sexy lips, sexy waist, sexy voice, older women, virgins. Females in general apparently.
2. What are your turn-offs? Prudeness... I actually convince an uber prude-ish girl to have sex with me... but thats a story for another time
3. Not counting your turn-ons, what's the best trait a person can have? A girl who likes dirty jokes and can make/understand sexual innuendo.
4. Not counting your turn-offs, what's the worst trait a person can have? Um... like... a violent personality
5. What's your biggest pet peeve? Screaming babies... for how little their lungs are, they sure can wail
Bonus (as in optional): Describe your best and worst experience. My worst, or at least most embarrassing can be read here... My best... I'd say the time I lost my virginity to a much older woman has to be near the top of the list...