Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness 32

1.) If you knew one of your close friends was cheating on their significant other, would you get involved? (EX: Tell their SO, try to talk to your friend about it, etc) Why or why not? Depends... first of all... its really none of my business... Secondly, is a close (female) friend was cheating with me, I wouldn't want to get myself in (more) trouble, not to mention her bf/husband should know what to do with his penis so she wouldn't have to see me... but its a nice secret to know in case ya need some blackmail material or need to reap some revenges.... I'm really not that mean of a person... usually...

2.) If your SO was cheating on you and one of your close friends knew, would you want them to tell you? Why or why not? Yes! Of course! Wait... oh I see what you did there... I'm a hypocrite.... ya got me... *Sleeps with this question's girlfriend* Ha! Take that! *flexes and grunts*

3.) Have you ever stuffed your bra or underwear to make the size of your breasts or penis seem larger? Yeah... considering I'm equipped enough to where i have a nice bulge without the stuffings, it was kinda over the top.... it looked like i had a bazooka in my pants... oh wait... thats just because I do! *high-five*

4.) Would you sleep with a friend's significant other behind their back if it were guaranteed you'd never be caught? Didn't I cover this in question #1? If not... then... maybe... first of all I'd have to find her attractive... secondly I wouldn't have to like that friend too much... who am I kidding... if she's hot I'd go for it... and have done it before...

5.) Do you think you are more intelligent than your significant other? Considering I'm single, yes.... I can honestly say I am smarter than absolutely nothing... er... wait...

6.) Do you ever fantasize about cheating on your significant other? Are you ever tempted to really go through with it? I've thought about it... but I wouldn't... I'd sleep with the girlfriend or wife of some other guy without much hesitation, but if I'm gonna be in a relationship... I'd give it a serious shot... no point in wasting 2 peoples time...

7.) Have you ever had cyber sex, text sex or phone sex with someone other than your significant other during a relationship? Not that I know of... I never got into phone/cyber/text sexing... just seems pointless... unless its an equation in a roleplaying thing... like you pretend to just met someone online, you get all hot and bothered, and meet in real life... then I can understand it... but I'd much rather just talk about sex instead of Cyber sexing

8.) Would you cheat on your significant other twice monthly for half a year to have all your debt permanently erased? Hmmm... good question... I have some massive school loans to pay off... If she was OK with it then yes... if not she better help me pay off my loans lol

BONUS! Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any blogger friends? Would you be daring enough to reveal five of them? Totally... "fantasized"isn't the word i'd use, maybe "would like to have sex with..." in no particular order...
1. Amorous Rocker of Not Your Average Chick ~ And I'd brag about it too
2. Ms. Inconspicuous from The Seduction of Infidelity ~ Wait.. does she mean infidelity as in cheating, or infidelity as in being an infidel of like a country or religion? Either way, it's pretty hot...
3. Lil Bit - Not sure If i've actually seen a full pic of her, but yeah, I'd do 'er
4. Another Suburban Mom ~ I've been with moms of the suburbs before... they're always worth remembering
5. Dana of Amid Life's Crises ~ Much like the others, I'm sure I don't have a chance



2 comments:

CRIMSON said...

YEAH....I'M THE FIRST TO COMMENT HERE....ENJOYED YOUR ANSWERS....

Amorous Rocker said...

Hahaha, your answers to 2 and 3 cracked me up. I have got to stop drinking water when I read your answers to shit like this.

Nice picks for the bonus, minus me. I wouldn't do myself. Err hmm, technically if you factor masturbation in to that... I guess I do, ha. Seriously, who in the blog world isn't attracted to Ms. I? I mean really... =p

Have a great day!