Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Wednesday Weirdness 34

I'm kinda fashionably late with this week's WW... so i'm not even gonna bother posting it on the WW blog, but think of this as an exclusive to the people that go to my blog without the convenience of a link!

1. What is the one sexual act you would never do? Gay sex... I'm not a homophobe or anything but straight... I've kissed another guy before, granted... it was just a sneaky way to get into a girl's pants... worked the first time... not the second...

2. Is there anyone you know, that if they turned out to be a serial killer you would not be surprised? Yeah.. my mom lol... she goes through boyfriends like pron stars go through viagra.... and most of them we never see again.... where do they go? Did they just break up? Or is that just what my mom wants me to think? Oh god, now I'm paranoid.... I'm gonna open my mom's closet and the bodies of 50 ex-boyfriends are gonna fall out...

3. What is the most annoying thing about the holiday season for you? Wrapping presents... I love giving presents... more than I like getting.... but I haaaaaaaaate wrapping presents.... i suck so hard at it... it looks like a 5 year old jumped in a vat of glue, then rolled around in the christmas present paper factory... I could wrap something in a square box, and when I'm done wrapping its shaped like a sphere... I don't know why I bother

4. If you saw a video of your celebrity crush picking their nose, would that change your opinion of their hotness? No... i'd still do her... I'd do her while she was picking her nose... hell... I'd do her and pick her nose at the same time... wait... great idea... nose sex!!!! now... i need to find someone with huge nostrils

5. What is the one non-sexual thing you would be embarrassed to be caught doing? wrapping presents... I look like a monkey trying to work a computer... I have tape all over me... a bow on my shoulder, tons of wasted gift paper laying around, and I usually end up bleeding from paper cuts or having my finger in the wrong place while cutting the paper.... but hey.... I'm good looking, i don't need to wrap good too

6. A favorite blogger friend wrote a column about the one word that really turns her on. Do you have a word or phrase that does the same for you? What is it? Hello

7. As someone who ran a virtual cookie exchange, I have to ask what your favorite cookie is? I don't really like cookies though.. I don't eat much baked junk foods... I don't like cookies, cake, cupcakes, brownies or anything like that... I eat right... I rarely even eat chocolate.... gotta stay healthy and all... oh... but put a bag of doritos in front of me and I can't promise there will be any left in the time it takes you to blink....

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