Tuesday, February 10, 2009

TMI Tuesday vs Wednesday Weirdness

I decided to do something different this week... Its kinda late for TMI Tuesday (Still Tuesday, I know, but barely) and kinda early for Wednesday Weirdness (barely) so instead of seperating them I decided to put them together. TMI Tuesday questions & answers are in red, while Wednesday Weirdness questions & answers are in purple... enjoy the meme mashup

1. If you were to be reincarnated as an inanimate object, what would you choose to come back as?
That's easy... Jessica Alba's vibrator

1. What do you think is the un-sexiest part of the body? Arm pits... theres not much of a way to make those sexier either...

2. If you were told that you would be equipped with the perfect comeback to any remark, but it would cost you five years of your life would you take it? Nah... thats a lot of time taken off for a snappy comeback... 5 days, maybe, but I have a rather silver tongue as it is already... so I'm good. Unless that was a remark that could get me laid more often, then I'd have to give it some serious thought.

2. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about? Over... I tend to bat at the roll... bad habit left over from childhood perhaps...

3. What would be the most shocking thing your mom could have ever told you? Oh man... If you knew my mom you wouldn't find anything shocking... hmmm... Maybe if she told me that she had sex with a hippopotamus and is having its half-human/half-hippo babies... My mom is kind of a... I don't wanna say slut... that's kinda like the pot calling the kettle black... but yeah, she has a lot more sex than you'd think a mom would have (she goes for much younger men too)... she has 8 kids, so, you kinda get the picture...

3. Have you ever called in sick to stay in bed with a sexual partner? Yes several times... oh... by the way... thanks for the idea for tomorrow...

4. If you could spend 24 hours as the opposite gender, what would you do? Honestly... I'd spend the time playing with my hooters and stuffing random things in my vagina.... Seriously... I'd have that thing FULL.... I might even have sex with some guy... not that I'm gay... I'd be a chick at the time.... but there will definitely be a lot of time spent putting things in my vagoose...

4. Did your parents have a "birds & bees" talk with you? Id so, at what age? yeesh... yeah... I was like 11 or 12 or something... My mome was VERY specific at the time... She told me stuff and used words that most couples wouldn't during dirty talk time... *shiver* Always an awkward moment when you first hear your mom say the word "cum" as in semen.

5. Describe the ugliest outfit you have ever worn in public. Hmmm... Probably a stupid dinosaur outfit that my mom made me wear for halloween when I was a kid...

5. What is one thing a someone could do to you to rock your world? BJs... Never underestimate the power of a good blow job...

6. Do you like to celebrate Valentine's Day or do you wish you could magically pouf it from the calendar? If you did, what holiday would you invent to put in its place? If I have a Valetine at the time it'd be awesome... but there are always singles V-Day parties that turn into orgies by the end of the night... those are fun too... so I say we keep it...












2 comments:

Penny said...

My answer to number 4 and yours is actually quite similar.Well,the first bit anyway.

Another Suburban Mom said...

Love your answers, especially to number 1 on WW.

BTW: I am pimping you on my blog this weekend. Just thought I would let you know.