Monday, October 12, 2009

TMI Tuesday #208 (Happy 4 years!!)

Before I get to the questions, I'd like to tell you about an anniversary of mine coming up since TMI Tuesday is having one... Well... technically its not an anniversary, but it is my 100th blog coming up... I'll have something special planned for it... should be happening later this month... keep an eye out for it...

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life? 9... its great, still some places for improvement...

1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life? 10... well... maybe 9.5... if I could get laid 3 times a day, every day, then it'd be a 10

2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? Good question... I have a thing for older women.... So being with an older woman usually does it... I was with my friend Coretta last thursday, she's 45 and married, well seperated I guess... last month her husband caught us in the act... saying "It's not what it looks like" when your dick is in someone's wife while doing it doggy style doesn't help I found out... but back to the question... virgins also get me off easier for obvious reasons...

3. what are 3 inevitable things about you? hmm... I'm eternally horny, obviously... when I'm drunk I'm very easy to convince that I should be naked... aaaaand... hmmm... I'm a man-whore i guess

4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one) I'd say cowgirl.... easy for me and fun to watch...

4a. What is you least favorite sexual position? Doggy style... its easy, sure, but not a lot of closeness going on...

5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? The whole stomach-waist-hips area... the shape of a woman's body, especially her hips, is sexy...

6. Would you rather have you[r] significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? (You have to pick one.) Probably have sex with someone else... only because if we don't break up over it, I could probably use that fact to get a freebie (another sex partner for me) or possible threesome...

7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? Down, I think... during toe curling orgasms the last part of my body I'm thinking about is my toes...

8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: lets see it
b) make you squirm: (I'm taking "squirm" as in a bad thing, something that makes your skin crawl) Insert the catheter
c) make you laugh: damn near killed'er

Bonus (as in optional): What is you[r] most embarrassing sexual moment? I posted it a while back... read it here... seriously, its hilarious, ya know, unless it happens to you = (



9 comments:

Vixen said...

YES. FINALLY. I meet a man that doesn't think doggy style is the. best. sex. ever.

*muah*

lifechick said...

Just read the "embarrassing story" post. How terrifically awful. And painfully funny!

Transylvanian Miss said...

Wow! Priceless! ya your story definatly a cringe moment but priceless! I like a man who can cum a lot, lots and lots of fun! :)
B.

mrs. m said...

that story is just horrifying. at least it made me feel better about my fart story! :)

Sweet Elle Next Door said...

HAHAHAHAHA! That was a good story! :)

Doggy style is your least favorite? Interesting.

Landon said...

Vixen, Doggy style can be over rated, good, but there is better for all involved...

lifechick,
Terrifically awful is a great way to describe that day...

Transylvanian Miss,
Its almost abnormal the amount I come, not always a good thing...

Mrs M,
very horrifying... i advise no one have to live through that... learn from my mistake...

S.E.N.D.,
"Least favorite" may be taken out of context... i mean, if I'm having sex, then I'm in a pretty good position nonetheless... but I'm sure there's something in the miscellaneous section of the kama sutra that I might pull a muscle doing that should be my least favorite...

Transylvanian Miss said...

Meh I think it's a gret thing but then I'm probably a bit weird heehee :)

Landon said...

If only more girls thought the same way as you, Transylvanian Miss, I'd get closer to a rating of 10 on my sex life!

Transylvanian Miss said...

Don't worry they'll all soon see the error of their ways! And come round to the idea! ;)