Tuesday, January 26, 2010

How to lose a friend over night

It's no secret that I love older women... Its my guilty pleasure... Just something about the experience (Granted I've been more experienced than a few I hooked up with) and the ego trip that ya get... That whole "She couldn't find anyone else to keep up with her, I must me a sexual dynamo!"

It's even better when that older woman is married, has kids older than my age or near it... But that also gets me in trouble...

Recently, during the Saints-Vikings game I get a text from my older, married-with-kids friend Emily... She's 46, 2 kids, married for 20+ years. She's got shoulder length black hair, C Cup, short and average weight, with the body and looks of someone half her age... with the exception of a few wrinkles around her eyes and mouth, maturity, and her general intelligence, she could easily pass for a 20-something

That brings me to Tony... her son... me and him have been friends since I've been in college... not the best of friends, but still rather good friends...

One day, about 3 or 4 months ago I went over to pick him up for a party we were going to... I got there no one was home except Emily, his mom... She was nice, told me that Tony wasn't around but she took my number and told me she'd call me if he showed up... he never did...

Then a couple months later she texted me, not knowing who I was, since I only talked to her a handful of times since I've known her... We chatted off and on for a while... she asked me to reccomend a gym in the area to join, I told her she should join the one I'm in (granted, I only go like 4 or 5 times per month)... So besides texting I got to see her at the gym from time to time

As Emily and I became friends we'd start flirting via texts, even getting hot and heavy a few times... But everytime she ended the convo with guilty feelings about her husband and son...

Then on Sunday I get "What are you doing right now?" Later she invited me over to her place... Her husband and both her sons were at a football party that night (Thank You NFL!) And since I'm not a huge fan of football, I didn't mind passing up on the game.

I get to her house and she hugs me, I guess I held onto her hips a little to long and between the closeness of her body and the anticipation of spending some along time with her I was already at half mast... Needless to say she noticed before she whispered in my ear "I need you"

I knew through talking with her that she's only been with her husband and 1 other guy in her post-high school days, So I took it slow, I figured ripping her clothes off and ravaging her would scare her off...

One thing lead to another and we were having some of the best sex either of us had... She mentioned she and her husband only do it a couple times per month... She also mentioned that she wasn't on birth control since her husband had his vasectomy, so coming inside her was out of the question... I pulled out and came on her stomach and chest and neck, she was kinda shocked by the amount that came out...

So a couple hours after I got there and after a quick clean up she told me to leave because the football game was already over for about an hour and a half and her husband and sons were on their way back

Then... last night I get a text, not from Emily, but Tony... it said "If you ever come around here again I'll beat your ass"

Needless to say he found out about me and his mom.... Apparently Emily mentioned it, not sure how thats turning out for Emily... I lost a friend but hopefully Emily will be ok, not sure if she admitted it to her husband yet... I might have myself another fight with the husband of a woman I hooked up with lol

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If your body is in the picture I dont blame her at all (naughty thoughts I am having). Still, I am her sort of age so I might get away with it if nobody tells sir!
Jayne.

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Kat said...

Love your blog!!!

Hope to see you in Hell.

The Covert Lover said...

Women and their big mouths. ;)

I agree with Jayne - that's one hot profile pic!

Landon said...

Jayne's Master,
My lips are sealed lol

Kat,
Yeah... I earned my spot in hell long ago lol...

The Covert Lover,
your profile pic is even sexier!