Why do I make such stupid bets?

I'm not a gambler by nature... in fact, if I went to Vegas with $3,000 in my pocket and every casino game at my disposal I'd probably just spend my money at strip clubs and bars...

But when the Superbowl gets closer I tend to feel like its a good time to start betting... I always make some dumb, no-money-involved bet on the Superbowl... I've lost lots in the past and had to watch a weekly football game of the following season naked at a friends house, Masturbate in the middle of a party, streak through campus with a rubber chicken tied to my dick... And I've won some nice rewards too

For the first time I'm betting on the AFC and NFC championship games too... and I'm really hoping the Jets and Vikings win...

I bet my friend Alexia that the Jets would beat the Colts... If the Jets win, I get a blowjob, if they lose I'm basically her sex slave... and not the kind of sex slave that most guys would wanna be... Basically, any time she wants I have to go to her place and go down on her... Come to think of it, I suppose its a win-win situation for me

Now I made a bet on the Vikings-Saints game too... This one with my sister Ariana... We're having a Superbowl party at my house with my family and a ton of our friends... Its basically gonna be like 30 people in an apartment barely big enough for the 8 that live here now... So, I'm pulling for the Vikings, being Pro-Farve and all, she, the Saints... We made a bet that the loser would have to attend our Superbowl party totally nude. As if being naked around the family isn't strange enough, the clothesless loser has to greet each person at the door as they show up, and get refreshments for the partygoers when needed... I'm not ashamed by nudity at all... but still, I'd like to be clothed and warm during the Jets-Vikings Superbowl game (hopefully)..

I'm still thinking of what to bet and who to bet with for the superbowl... Suggestions are welcome BTW

One more bet I'm thinking of is with my friend Eric, me and him have been friends since I moved to NY with the Fam... And it has nothing to do with football but it does have a lot to do with my favorite past time, women...

See Eric is a simple horny guy like myself.... While I probably have had sex more that him, his claim to fame is sleeping with 101 different girls in a single calender year (I must point out that it was a leap year so he had an extra day)... We are typical guy friends, wingmen, always helping each other get laid... We jokingly claim that between the two of us we're gonna sleep with every girl in the world... obviously that won't happen, I'm don't have that much energy... But nonetheless, between the two of us we're doing pretty good... Watch out Gene Simmons, we're gonna catch up to your 14,000 women number...

Speaking of, since when did Gene Simmons start doing Dr. Pepper commercials?

Anyway... back to the bet... He claimed I couldn't beat or tie his 1 year girl total... last year I hooked up a little over 40 girls... some of which were just oral... so they, by Eric's rules, don't count... I'll have to hook up with 8 or 9 girls per month to beat his total... Eric of course slept with some girls that I wouldn't think of having sex with... Including a 300 pound girl *shiver* that we still pick on him for...

This bet has a monetary value... If I tie or beat his record, I get $2,000... If I don't, I have to cough up that amount...

I haven't taken this bet, but I'm pondering it, I have until the first of February to decide... Feel free to help me go one way or another