Sunday, February 7, 2010

Her birthday, but I got the present

Last Monday I went to my friend, Alexia's birthday party... The same Alexia that won a football bet from me and now has the power to call me anytime (sorry, some Blondie slipped out) and have me come over and go down on her without complaints or any expectations of her returning the favor...

As one would expect I leave her apartment rather horny/sexually frustrated at times, but considering how much I enjoy going down on women, it was probably the best bet I ever lost...

At her party she had only about 10 friends over since her apartment is actually smaller than the sardine can I'm packed into with my family. But it was a nice little get together, there were more girls than guys which is always a plus, in fact the only other guys there were he brother and some gay guy...

So we had some drinks, watched the birthday girl open her presents. I got her a $200 visa gift card and...

Did you just scoff at my present?

You did, didn't you? I know its not the most personalized present... But I have a hard time buying people presents, a guy thing I guess... But she was happy with it...

So, after the presents there was drinking and dancing and more drinking, and phone calls from other apartment patrons about the noise... But we were still having fun... I got to dance with the birthday girl who was rather sloshed at the time... She whispered in my ear that she was horny so I figured this is where she cashed in the football bet... I got my tongue limbered up... But instead she started to undo my jeans

We were both pretty wasted by this time and having sex in the middle of the party seemed like a pretty good idea...

So, in whatever time it takes the booze to let me realize I'm naked in a room full of others I realize I'm having sex in a room full of other people.. There's something about having the room spin, hearing a girl have her third orgasm, and watching other peoples reactions that turns me on... The other girls were watching me, gay friend was checking me out, and Alexia's brother was the only one not having a good time, he was stuck there with no ride home so he had to watch the show with the rest...

Before I knew it Alexia was having her fourth orgasm and I was pulling out, ripping the condom off and having an orgasm too... And judging by the stains I left on her couch, clothes, carpet, and her friend Samantha's shoes, its really hard to aim a porn quality money shot when you're drunk...

It definitely beat leaving a party with just a belly full of Ice cream and cake...

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