Monday, February 22, 2010

TMI Tuesday #228

1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why? Well... I can actually reach my penis with my mouth... ahem... don't ask me how I found out... got bored one day... but there's far more discomfort than there is any kind of pleasure in it... so unless I'm getting paid a great deal of money, I don't even attempt it...

2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there? see... I didn't realize there was more to that question *reads all other questions before continuing...* like I said in question 1, its not as much fun as one would think... so... not long or often at all..

3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before? Thats implying I've never not been game for something... one thing I wanna do is hook up with identical twin sisters, both at the same time... probably not likely though...

4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor? First of all... I'd never get rid of one of my oversized church pianos... I have a nice collection going... oh wait... wrong organ... um... i guess I don't need both my kidneys... I was thinking about one of my testicles, but I dunno what a member of the opposite sex would want with a free testicle...

5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours? Well if I woke up as the most beautiful person I have no idea what I'd do as Antonio Banderas for the next day... but If I woke up as Megan Fox or my mom's friend Marcy, I'd probably go to New York and look for this guy named Landon to have 24 hours worth of sex with...

Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words. Me, a set of hot identical twins, a few sexy older women, leather, gunfights, ninjas and of course Antonio Banderas!

4 comments:

Gray said...

Hahahah to number 1, no pictures then it never happen!:P

Hexenhasel said...

Yeah, 1 and 2...I mean, just to get into the position and then having to concentrate on getting off? Seems like a lot of work to me (smirk)

Polt said...

wow, that Bonus answer is a movie I'd like to see! :)

HUGS...

Landon said...

Gray,
Exactly... what happened in my bedroom that one time stays in my bedroom that one time

Hexenhasel,
Indeed... once I got into the position needed and the right parts in the right places the first thing I thought was "Did I honestly think this was gonna be pleasurable?"

Polt,
As long as ron jeremy isn't co-starring it should be a decent flick