Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Wash up before dinner...

Everyone loves funny, embarrassing stories... here's something that happened to me yesterday...

Lately my job hasn't been as great as it was in the past. Not that I have to do a lot of extra work or anything, its just that I'm working a lot more.

I typically work 20-30 hours a week, sometimes less. I often get calls around 10 AM to tell me that I don't need to come in to work, I can file for unemployment for the hours I don't work, so its like having a free day... Lately I've been getting 40 hour weeks now, sometimes getting a few hours of overtime, which is nice on the pay check.

Anyway... before i get side tracked... Let me get to the awkward moment that occurred last night...

I got home, after working 9 hours I was kinda mentally drained. The only thing I wanted to do is go in my room, lay on my bed, and masturbate.

I got in my room and got undressed, I laid down on my bed after putting a porn in, I started playing with myself as I told my sister Zoe that she might wanna leave the room.

Needless to say she listened once the first sex scene came on and i had my dick in my hand.

So, I was jerking off, watching Holly Halston in "My Friend's Hot Mom Vol. 15" banging some lucky guy. I reached the point of no return right when my mom walked in on me. Most guys (and probably women too) know that once you start having an orgasm there's no way you can keep a straight face during a time like that.

"Supper's ready..." My mom said right before noticing that I was coming all over the place... I come enough as it is, so its difficult to stay reasonably clean during orgasms, let alone when you're mom walks in, startles ya, and you are unsuccessfully trying to cover up...

After what seemed like an hour but was probably 40-60 seconds, the last of my splooge leaked out of my dick and I regained some composure. I caught my breath and looked down, there was cum all over the place. My dick, balls, on my pubes, all over my legs and stomach, even on my sheets and on the carpet beside my bed. It looked like someone poured half a bottle of lotion all over me.

Once my mom stopped laughing she said "Um... you might wanna wash up before supper too." Which I did.

I really need to work on my covering up skills during moments like that...

3 comments:

Hexenhasel said...

(giggles) Takes on a whole meaning to washing up before dinner, which in my grandmother's house one ALWAYS did. Was one of her rules.

I don't think it included your particular situation though ;)

Landon said...

lol... yeah, a clean up was definitely in order, an entire shower lol

Polt said...

Work oin your covering up skills? nah, I think you need to work on your filming yourself while you shoot skills. :)

HUGS...