Monday, July 14, 2008

Landon's Lay of the Land

Listen... ok... not every word I type has to start with L's. I do like L's though.

Anyway, about me, my name's Landon, as you may have guessed. I have 3 brothers, and 4 sisters, try growing up like that in a not very big apartment.

I'm (going to be) a senior in college, one more year of near hard work and very hard partying left.

My main flaw in life, if you want to call it a flaw, is that I love women, too much. I know, what straight guy doesn't love women? You don't understand, I love women waaaaaayyyyyy too much. I'm either horny or infatuated all the time, even when I'm sleeping, I dream of women, at baseball games I think the pitcher probably has a hot wife or I'd pitch a couple balls at the girl in the third row, if ya know what I mean. At school I'm either hiding a hard on that one of the female professors gave me, or helplessly staring at one of the girls in the class.

I literally have a boner 80% of the time that I'm awake and probably a large chunk of the time I'm sleeping. The two worst parts about that is 1: I get hard-ons way too easily. Like if a hot 6 foot blond was next to me and she spit, my dick would be hard before her saliva hit the ground. And 2: They aren't easy to hide. I'm 9.5 inches, and about 7 inches in circumference. That's like stacking two regular sized soda cans, one on top of the other (although my dick's about an inch skinnier) and trying to hide that in a pair of loose-fitting, but not too loose-fitting, jeans. There's no good way to hide that. I actually damn near got arrested because a mall security guy thought I was smuggling something out. Awkward. But, more on that later.

Anyway, me and Team Double D (Donavan & Dominic, my brothers, they're twins) are in the same college starting this upcoming semester, between me and them, I dunno if any of the ladies at the college are gonna end up not getting hit on by one of us. If they turn me, a well endowed, pretty good looking guy, there's no way they'll be able to resist a pair of good looking twins.

2 comments:

Polt said...

well, Landon, having a body such as you describe, may I introduce you to something in bloggerland called Half Nekkid Thursdays?

go to http://osbasso.blogspot.com and look for an entry on it so you can see what the rule, such as they are, are.

Frankly, I hope you join up...we need hot well endoweled guys such as yourself playing along. :) And they'll be plenty of chicks for you to check out too. :)

HUGS...

Landon said...

I'll definitely look into that, I've never been ashamed of showing off lol