Life Imitating Porn

You hear a lot of people talk about fairy tale weddings/love. How the love of their life came in and swept them off their feet and they lived happily ever after, or how that's what they're looking for.

But you don't talk about people having porn situation sex. Probably because it doesn't happen as much. I'm sure there are women (my mom and sisters most likely included) that planned on sexing up the pizza delivery boy when he arrived, but then, when he showed up he was a scrawny, pimple faced high school kid and that idea was ruined.

But people have to be having sex like porn stars, in mind blowing, adult film scripted ways. I know I am. After all, they had to get the idea some how right? Female teachers are humping their students, thats a time tested porn plot. Some lonely house wife had to have had sex with a lucky pizza delivery guy, there are porn sites dedicated to that alone. If people had sex with random dog catchers, I'm sure that'd be a hot porn topic. All those MILF sites had to have real life fodder of a guy and his friend's mom. Just like fairy tale love, it has to have happened to lots of people. But when was the last time you read or heard about it from a friend. When friends talk about it its usually "Well I got drunk at a party and had sex with this one guy," or "Me and the wife had sex last night."

I personally have had a ton of sexcapades that seemed like they may have been ripped from a porn script (Does porn actually have scripts? House wife: Ooooh! My, my, you showed up naked. Gardener: Want me to *weed* your *garden*?). I'll be adding them to my blog in a series entitled "Life Imitating Porn" so look out for that.

Mean while, has anybody had a sexual encounter that resembled a porn plot? Do tell. If not, maybe there's a cliche porn plot you'd like to act out in real life or through roleplaying. It's a rather good blog topic if you're having blogger's block. Leave me a link if you post one, I'd love to read it, and I'll have some of my wild encounters up soon.