1. What is your favorite song to have sex to? It doesn't matter to me personally... I leave that up to the girls I'm with... But this one girl I've been seeing lately is really into having sex to "Stigmata" by Ministry (which is awesome). She's a gothy heavy metaller, so I totally understand (and will never turn her down)
2. What is your vision of hell? A long line behind a penis chopping block.... with one of those midevil executioners.
3. In the film made of your life, who will play you? Jim Morrison... or maybe Vin Diesel... wait... can they put jim morrison's head on vin diesel? if they can... do that... but give jim's head a haircut... either that, or Peter North with John Holmes' penis.. Or maybe just John Holmes' penis would work...
4. What is the one thing you most urgently need to tell your mom? You have to understand my mom to understand it... she also knows how to take a joke... so i'd say "Stop Your Whoring" If I'd say that she'd just laugh and probably tell me to do the same.
5. What will be carved onto your tombstone? "well... that didn't work out the way I wanted it to"
And the bonus: What is your drag name (which would be, first name: the name of your first pet; last name: the name of the street you grew up on)? Buster Elm