Tuesday, September 2, 2008

TMI Tuesday 150 (And possible uses for rhinos)

Hey... so it turns out that I haven't blogged in a while... whoops... I was busy... yeah, lets call it "busy..." Also... those new, ugly Scion van things have really been making me angry... who drives those things? Seriously? (Sorry if I sound a little too Jerry Seinfeldy) All guys unlucky enough to drive those should get a sympathy shag... from an angry, horny Rhino... Anyway... TMI...

1. When was the last time someone hit on you? What went down?
Today at work... I flirt with a lot of coworkers, or they flirt with me... Today wasn't anything out of the ordinary, just some light flirting

2. If you were single and could be with any one person, who would it be (thinking singer/actor or someone famous here, but whatever)?
Angelina Jolie? Yeah, why not... or Rachel Rotten... but I'd totally go for Antonio Banderas if possible... yeah... I'd have to be the pitcher though... Banderas looks like he's played catcher quite often, if ya know what I'm talking about... Baseball of course... we were talking about playing baseball with celebrities... right?

3. Have you ever had done anything sexual in your office or your place of employment?
Yes lol... at almost every place I've worked... well... the last 3 places anyway... most recently I got head in the men's bathroom during lunch break... best break ever...

4. Do you apologize when you make a mistake? How do you react when someone calls you out?
Yeah, if there is reason to apologize, I have no problem with admitting my mistakes or flaws...

5. Top or bottom?
Yes please

Bonus (as in optional):
Bonus: How old were you when you first had a willing sexual experience?
I was 13 (gotta love hot neighbors! woohoo!) I did play doctor a lot when I was younger... but that wasn't a sexual thing... it was more of a curiosity thing... like "Where the hell is your peepee?!? What the hell is that thing? Is it like a pocket for toys or something?"


3 comments:

Ser Infiel said...

"Landon's Blowjobs on Breaks" should be your new blog title. I'm already wet with. . .jealousy. Yeah, let's call it jealousy. ;)

And for the record, I think I'd make a much better catcher than Antonio Banderas! And I never was very good at baseball. . . :)

Ser Infiel said...

PS: Fucking hot neighbors has always been a fantasy of mine. Do share the story some day! Yum!

Landon said...

Blow jobs on a lunch break is probably the best way to spend a lunch break... much better than sitting in a room of 30 somethings, eating vending machine sandwiches and talking about their kids...

I'll definitely post the story of my first time with my hot neighbor sometime soon... since I was only 13 she could've been sent to jail for what we did lol... but I looked at least 17 at the time... that kinda makes it better...