Think Peter North, on a good day

I'm kinda bored right now... so I decided to tell you all a little, embarassing story... what's worse than getting caught having sex by the parents of the girl you're having sex with? Well... you're about to find out...

This was back in high school, tenth grade if I remember correctly, me and Sarah, a female friend of mine, were in history class writing notes back and forth... I eventually turn our light flirting into a serious written discussion about sex... I get a hard-on under the desk, she notices and does that "Ohmigawd its a penis" girl-giggle... I remind her that we could skip our last class of the day, which was after history, and go to her house which is in a stone's throw distance (well... if a jacked up major league pitcher's throwing the stone) from the school. She agrees and once the bell rings, ending that class, we dart out of the school, and are at the doorstep before the bell rings to start the next class.

We go in and start making out on the couch in the living room. We leave the door open because it was a rather warm day out and we were both too horny to care about shutting it. She tells me that her mom won't be home for a few hours, so we got the afternoon to ourselves... You can imagine it didn't take me long to get our clothes off.

We are going at it for the better part of an hour, and her orgasm pushes me close to the edge.

Now, this isn't bragging (its a hinderance more than anything) but I come a lot. Like, seriously, its abnormal... Think Peter North on a good day. Good for porn, not so great for turning on actual girls... But there are a few who like it, or at least don't mind (My oldest sister thinks I'm a sideshow freak, story for another time lol).... But as I slowly reach orgasm I notice that we're on a very expensive couch, in a room with very expensive carpet and furniture. Would hate to ruin that.

Anyway... me and Sarah are on the couch she just came and I'm almost there. I didn't want to come inside of her, since i was condomless at the time, so I asked her if I could pull out and come on her stomach/tits... She said she didn't care... I told her about the amount that I ejaculate, but she still didn't care.... So I'm right their and as soon as the first squirt is about to come out I notice a shadow move around by the door, but I was at the point of no return when I hear a scream...

Sarah sits up real fast, the first glob of come flies out and hits her in the chin... I turn around and Sarah's mom is standing at the door, with a look of shock on her face. My first instinct at that time was grab my clothes and run, not so easy when you're having an orgasm.... I get off the couch, still coming, and grab a handful of clothes. Another big glob of jizz splatters on the side of the black couch and drips to the carpet... i start heading for the door, where Sarah's mom is still at, as another wad splatters on the carpet. Sarah's mom yells and tells me to stop, like I can just turn it off... after the second or third squirt the guy's ejaculation hits its peak, where more per squirt comes out... I'm on my way out, a couple feet from Sarah's mom and she, out of save-the-carpet instinct she puts her hands down, trying to block the jizz from hitting the floor, but luckily she pulled her hands back at the last second. I try to squeeze between the side of the door and Sarah's mom with a nine inch hard on and a squirt splatters across the bottom of Sarah's mom's blouse and the top of her pants, she screamed again but I was already halfway down the lawn, still coming, still naked, her mom still screaming the entire time...

Needless to say it was embarrassing... even more so when her mom called my mom to tell her about it... My mom knew I was sexually active, and didn't really care... I've had sex and left my fair shar of stains in our house at the time... so it wasn't a shock to her... she did, however think it was the funniest thing in the entire world...

It got a whole lot less funny when she made me go back to Sarah's mom's house, apologize to her an clean the couch and carpet.... kind of awkward cleaning up your own cum stains while the mom of the girl you had sex with watches ya... one of life's lessons? Not sure what that exact lesson would be to tell ya the truth...