1. Is there a particular birthday that you are dreading (ex: 40th) why?
Not really... I don't want to get older... but thats like... a part of life... wait thats what my mom told me when my dog died when I was 7...
2. What is your favorite birthday memory?
Oh man... My much older neighbor promised we could have sex when I turned 18... I did, and we did, and at the time, it was amazing... what 18 year old guy wouldn't want to bang his hot 30-something neighbor...
3. What was the best birthday present you ever received? The worst?
Best... see question 2.... Worst... I dunno... socks and underwear are always depressing gifts
4. Frosting roses: Love them or hate them?
Hey... it doesn't matter what shape the frosting is in, I'll take it...
5. Do you like when people make a big deal out of your birthday, or do you prefer a quiet or no celebration?
Yeah... I like to know that people care about important days in my life... people who say they like it to stay quiet are liars
6. Surprise parties; Good or Evil?
Oh man... evil... some friends threw me a surprise party last year... they went into my mom's apartment while I was working (yes... I live with my mom... so...)... that wouldn't have been bad except for the fact that I had a girl with me and we were gonna have sex... and we had troubles waiting until we got to the apartment... she already had my dick out of my pants and was playing with it while I unlocked the door and opened it up... completely dark in the apartment... I turned on the like and lik 20 or so people, family and friends, including my mom and sisters, yelled "happy birthday" and there i am with my dick in my friends hand... awkward... No real way of saving that situation...
7. Bonus Question: Over at Casa ASM, it is traditional for the birthday boy or girl to get carte blanche in the bedroom that night. Who and/or what would you choose for birthday bedroom carte blanche?
Wait... carte blanche? Um.... sorry I'm straight... that does mean something gay right? Or does that mean the birthday boy gets breakfast in bed?