Monday, March 9, 2009

TMI Tuesday 177

1. Are you pro-marriage? Why or why not? Sure... I'm not against it... just difficult to find the one person you wanna spend the rest of your life with... next to that marriage is simple...

2. Have you ever invented or thought you invented a sexual position? I thought I did... I called it the Landon Stretch but then I got this asain porn from the 80's and someone apparently beat me to it... but on a side note, 80's asian porn is fantastic!

3. Do you like to be tied up? Always or sometimes? How about never again... I let a girl handcuff me in bed a year or so ago... and it turned out to be a sorority prank.... Long story short, me naked, handcuffed to a bed with a hard on, audience of 10-15 sorority girls, embarrassing moment the morning after when I had to ask the owner of the house if she could unhandcuff me and pretend it never happened...

4. Do you consider online cybering adultery? Well... technically, yes.... but on the heirarchy of cheating, its right there near the bottom.... but as I always say, the best way to not get your partner to cheat is make sure she/he is always happy in every aspect, sexually, emotionally, so on...

5. Do you prefer masturbation over real sex? no... but it works when you can't get as much as ya want...

6. Do you want sex more times a day than your partner? Oh yeah... easy... thats why its partners, not partner

7. Do you get offended when you partner openly flirts with others or are you okay with it? Depends on how flirty they are... everyone flirts a little... but theres a point where it gets to be a bit too much...

8. Do you think you're flirty by nature? Oh yeah... very, very flirty.. pretty good at it too...


5 comments:

The White Rabbit said...

What about a set of cuffs you could get out of if the need arose?

I'm sorry to hear about your experience- and bondage is such fun too! ^^

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

Wait, wait. . . What is this 80's Asian porn you speak of and where can I get me some?

Landon said...

Rabbit,
I'm cool with some light bondage, and from now on if I'm being handcuffed they better be the kinda handcuffs that you can escape from by yourself... not the first time I ended up naked with a bunch of women in an embarrassing situation.. still kinda difficult to explain why I was a stranger, naked in someone's bed the next morning... apparently it wasn't the first time that it happened to the house owner

Ms. I,
Yeah, I got it at some skeezy porn shop with a fake ID when I was like 16 or 17... along with, if I remember correctly, $80-$100 worth of other porn that day... it was some bootleg collection of porn on a cheap VHS tape... only cost like $2 so i got it... lots of weird crap on that tape... also a scene of a "business man" at a japanese restaurant getting a BJ from a hooker while he eats ramen noodles the whole time... which I figure happens every day in Japan

My expressions LIVE said...

Great answers, I can not imagine being the subject of a prank like that. Did the homeowner make it worth your while? Happy TMI.

Landon said...

Expressions,
*sigh* sadly no... the homeowner didn't give me any extra help other than grabbing the key from the nightstand and uncuffing me... although i would have been more than happy to stay handcuffed and have her take advantage of me... but hey, i was happy enough to just be liberated