Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness #55

1.) What are your least favorite sounds? fingernails on chalk board, popping of balloons, dogs barking in the morning (any other time i find it to be funny, speshly when dogs freak out and start barking at something stupid, but not when i'm sleeping pooches), the sound of a dentist's drill on a tooth

2.) Do you enjoy reading infidelity blogs? Why? If you don't, is there any reason why you don't? Sure... reading about married women getting a little on the side is hot... cheating husbands, not so cool...

3.) If you could make one frivolous purchase right now without expense being an option, what one thing would you go buy? Lifetime supply of condoms? there'd need to be a lot... wait... which is worse, a little bit of unprotected sex, or a hell of a lot of protected sex?

4.) Have you ever gotten drunk and then gotten behind the wheel to drive? Nope... i usually end up walking home if i'm smashed, sometimes naked if the people i'm drinking with convince me that i need to be naked.. which is rather simple when i'm hammered...

5.) As an adult, have you ever been caught having sex by someone you didn't ever want to catch you in the act? Oh yeah... all the time... by my mother, all 4 of my sisters, the mothers/fathers/kids/brothers/sisters of the girl i'm with, angry husbands/fiances/boyfriends, the list could go on and on... i don't have very good walk-in-radar... here's a great example of such an embarassing moment

6.) If your current significant other wound up in jail for no less than 5 years but didn't kill or physically harm anyone, would you wait for them or move on? Probably move on... thats too long to wait, even if I did have an SO

7.) If you had to participate, would you rather be in a mud wrestling competition or a JellO wrestling competition? Jell-o... because if you get a mouth full of that, no big deal



1 comment:

onangelwings said...

Your mom caught you?! OMG I can't even imagine. Thankfully my boy is only 6 but I don't know what I would do if I caught one of my kids having sex.

I want them to enjoy their sex life but I don't want to see it.