1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why? Well... I can actually reach my penis with my mouth... ahem... don't ask me how I found out... got bored one day... but there's far more discomfort than there is any kind of pleasure in it... so unless I'm getting paid a great deal of money, I don't even attempt it...
2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there? see... I didn't realize there was more to that question *reads all other questions before continuing...* like I said in question 1, its not as much fun as one would think... so... not long or often at all..
3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before? Thats implying I've never not been game for something... one thing I wanna do is hook up with identical twin sisters, both at the same time... probably not likely though...
4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor? First of all... I'd never get rid of one of my oversized church pianos... I have a nice collection going... oh wait... wrong organ... um... i guess I don't need both my kidneys... I was thinking about one of my testicles, but I dunno what a member of the opposite sex would want with a free testicle...
5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours? Well if I woke up as the most beautiful person I have no idea what I'd do as Antonio Banderas for the next day... but If I woke up as Megan Fox or my mom's friend Marcy, I'd probably go to New York and look for this guy named Landon to have 24 hours worth of sex with...
Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words. Me, a set of hot identical twins, a few sexy older women, leather, gunfights, ninjas and of course Antonio Banderas!
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Monday, February 22, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
TMI Tuesday #226 - Deadly Sins Edition
First of all, if you haven't read it already check out this blog: My SuperBowl Sunday. Its about how I spent the SuperBowl... Its worth it for the laughs... and if nothing else its a good warning against making stupid bets on Football games...
1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for? Considering I have no SO, I'm lusting after a lotta girls lol... as you could probably tell if you read my blog... As far as girls I can't (or probably won't for whatever reason) sleep with I'd have to say Marcy, one of my mom's friends... perfect example of super hot older woman... but sadly she's married and faithful... but there are some bloggers and twitterers that if they lived closer I might try to hook up with
2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton? Pizza and any italian food.... I try to eat healthy but once my mom makes some home made ravioli, the hell with diets...
3. GREED: What are you greedy for? See question 1...
4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth? Movies and a warm blanket or air conditioning if its summer.... maybe someone stopping by to give me a handjob... I figure a handjob is the slothiest way to get off...
5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone. I'm not really someone who gets in a lot of fights... not when i was a teenager nor now... The last time I got in a fight was when I was 18 or 19 with a guy in his 40s because he caught me hooking up with his wife, not sure who won the fight... but his wife wasn't happy with either of us lol
6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why? I don't really envy anyone, no point in wasting your life wishing you had what someone else has
7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of? I'm sure I had to swallow my pride many times... no funny, sexy, or embarrassing anecdotes come to mind though.... as far as what I'm proud of... aren't all guys proud of their package? I mean, if ya got nice equipment, why not be proud of it?
1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for? Considering I have no SO, I'm lusting after a lotta girls lol... as you could probably tell if you read my blog... As far as girls I can't (or probably won't for whatever reason) sleep with I'd have to say Marcy, one of my mom's friends... perfect example of super hot older woman... but sadly she's married and faithful... but there are some bloggers and twitterers that if they lived closer I might try to hook up with
2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton? Pizza and any italian food.... I try to eat healthy but once my mom makes some home made ravioli, the hell with diets...
3. GREED: What are you greedy for? See question 1...
4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth? Movies and a warm blanket or air conditioning if its summer.... maybe someone stopping by to give me a handjob... I figure a handjob is the slothiest way to get off...
5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone. I'm not really someone who gets in a lot of fights... not when i was a teenager nor now... The last time I got in a fight was when I was 18 or 19 with a guy in his 40s because he caught me hooking up with his wife, not sure who won the fight... but his wife wasn't happy with either of us lol
6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why? I don't really envy anyone, no point in wasting your life wishing you had what someone else has
7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of? I'm sure I had to swallow my pride many times... no funny, sexy, or embarrassing anecdotes come to mind though.... as far as what I'm proud of... aren't all guys proud of their package? I mean, if ya got nice equipment, why not be proud of it?
My SuperBowl Sunday
As I mentioned a few times on my blog I lost a bet on the Vikings-Saints game a couple weeks back... Me and my sister each picked a team, the loser would have to attend our entire SuperBowl party naked... I honestly thought it was Brett Favre's year... But it wasn't...
So, yesterday, I was naked during the SuperBowl... fun fun fun
First off I helped my mom and my sisters get all the food and junk ready, luckily I was clothed... but had to disrobe once everything was set... and as a stipulation of the bet I had to greet everyone at the door... naked... So there were roughly 25-30 people that came by... my friends, my sister's friends, my mom's friends, and my oldest sister came by with her husband.... Most of them have already seen me naked in one way or another, not that it made things any less awkward...
Then there's Marcy, one of my mom's friends who I've been trying to sleep with since I was 17 with no luck.. A sexy, big breasted, 40-something red head... She's never seen me naked (that I know of) so she was kinda shocked when I opened the door with my wangus flopping around.... She stared at me, I stared at her, and even though I was doing good up until then I instantly got hard... So, an awkward situation just got more awkward...
After I let another 10 or so people in the apartment with a hard-on the game started... I sat on the couch with 3 girls: my sister and a few of my friends.. Its a couch with enough room for 3 asses, but there were 4 so it was pretty cramped... I had to settle my ball bag on my lap so the sack twins wouldn't get crushed on my lap, not that trying to hide anything made any sense any more...
During the end of the first quarter one of the girls sitting next to me reached for a handful of chips and as she was settling back down her elbow brushed my dick, she screamed out an apology and my sister Ana's husband said "Like Landon needs to be teased at a time like this"
Needless to say I has hard and horny the entire first half... sometime in the second quarter I, by instinct apparently, grabbed my dick and started to play with it without even knowing... My sister Arianna pointed out that I shouldn't be jerking off during the superbowl...
I tried to explain that I didn't really notice I was doing it... like that helped
Near the end of the first half, Helen, one of my mom's friend, noticing the precum on my dick, said I should go run into the bathroom during halftime and take care of the problem... My sister Arianna, who I lost the bet to, told me I had to suffer through the game because I lost a bet... Then a debate between me and my sister and 8 or 9 other party goers started about whether I should or shouldn't be allowed to masturbate... Half were on my side, showing me some mercy, the other half on her side saying that the halftime show was still part of the SuperBowl...
Not sure who won the debate, but as the first half ended I stood up and said "The real halftime show starts in my room... Anyone want to join in?" I said it as a joke, but hey, if I could get laid or even an HJ I figured it was worth a shot... People laughed but My mom's friends Helen, Jenn, and Maria, Arianna's friend Patricia, My friends Alexia and Shawna all wanted to watch...
So I was on my bed, masturbating while six women watched... Alexia told the others to stand back because I cum a lot... I never hooked up with any of my mom's friends that watched but the other three already knew that my orgasms are rather messy....
Being watched turned me on more and before long I was coming... And as any guy knows its hard to control anything while your having an orgasm... my sheets were covered, and Helen should have taken the warning because a glob of cum got on her hands and pants... me and Helen got cleaned up and rejoined the party just as the second half was getting underway... I got some cheers when I walked back in the room... Even Helen got me a cup of water saying I must be dehydrated lol
It wasn't long into the second half that I got hard again, with the movement on the couch when people's teams were winning, the glances I got from the girls, specifically Marcy, and just being naked around a buncha clothed people....
But mercifully the game ended and people started leaving... A few joked that I needed to have some more alone time in my room as they were leaving... Alexia squeezed my dick as she was leaving... I pointed out the white stain on Helen's pants, and told her she better clean that up before her husband noticed... she said "My husband's a dumbass, he won't even know what it is..."
Patricia, my sister's friend, stayed to help with the clean up... I helped too after putting on a pair of loose sweatpants... It didn't hide my erection very well, but it was a helluva lot warmer...
So after the clean up I went to my room to change my soiled sheets... Patricia came in and noticed the precum soaking through my light gray sweatpants... She told me that she was just as horny as me during the superbowl and was planning on sleeping with me during halftime but there were too many people around... I pointed out there were barely anyone else left in the house now...
She came over and pulled my sweatpants down and took as much of me in her mouth as she could... I took her clothes off and we went at it for about an hour before I ruined another set of clean sheets...
A rather embarassing superbowl party with a couple enjoyable moments nonetheless
Oh... Its worth mentioning that I made another bet with 3 girls on the Superbowl, I picked the Saints, they picked the Colts, so I finally won a football bet... thank god... and lets just say, my birthday next month is gonna be memorable!
So, yesterday, I was naked during the SuperBowl... fun fun fun
First off I helped my mom and my sisters get all the food and junk ready, luckily I was clothed... but had to disrobe once everything was set... and as a stipulation of the bet I had to greet everyone at the door... naked... So there were roughly 25-30 people that came by... my friends, my sister's friends, my mom's friends, and my oldest sister came by with her husband.... Most of them have already seen me naked in one way or another, not that it made things any less awkward...
Then there's Marcy, one of my mom's friends who I've been trying to sleep with since I was 17 with no luck.. A sexy, big breasted, 40-something red head... She's never seen me naked (that I know of) so she was kinda shocked when I opened the door with my wangus flopping around.... She stared at me, I stared at her, and even though I was doing good up until then I instantly got hard... So, an awkward situation just got more awkward...
After I let another 10 or so people in the apartment with a hard-on the game started... I sat on the couch with 3 girls: my sister and a few of my friends.. Its a couch with enough room for 3 asses, but there were 4 so it was pretty cramped... I had to settle my ball bag on my lap so the sack twins wouldn't get crushed on my lap, not that trying to hide anything made any sense any more...
During the end of the first quarter one of the girls sitting next to me reached for a handful of chips and as she was settling back down her elbow brushed my dick, she screamed out an apology and my sister Ana's husband said "Like Landon needs to be teased at a time like this"
Needless to say I has hard and horny the entire first half... sometime in the second quarter I, by instinct apparently, grabbed my dick and started to play with it without even knowing... My sister Arianna pointed out that I shouldn't be jerking off during the superbowl...
I tried to explain that I didn't really notice I was doing it... like that helped
Near the end of the first half, Helen, one of my mom's friend, noticing the precum on my dick, said I should go run into the bathroom during halftime and take care of the problem... My sister Arianna, who I lost the bet to, told me I had to suffer through the game because I lost a bet... Then a debate between me and my sister and 8 or 9 other party goers started about whether I should or shouldn't be allowed to masturbate... Half were on my side, showing me some mercy, the other half on her side saying that the halftime show was still part of the SuperBowl...
Not sure who won the debate, but as the first half ended I stood up and said "The real halftime show starts in my room... Anyone want to join in?" I said it as a joke, but hey, if I could get laid or even an HJ I figured it was worth a shot... People laughed but My mom's friends Helen, Jenn, and Maria, Arianna's friend Patricia, My friends Alexia and Shawna all wanted to watch...
So I was on my bed, masturbating while six women watched... Alexia told the others to stand back because I cum a lot... I never hooked up with any of my mom's friends that watched but the other three already knew that my orgasms are rather messy....
Being watched turned me on more and before long I was coming... And as any guy knows its hard to control anything while your having an orgasm... my sheets were covered, and Helen should have taken the warning because a glob of cum got on her hands and pants... me and Helen got cleaned up and rejoined the party just as the second half was getting underway... I got some cheers when I walked back in the room... Even Helen got me a cup of water saying I must be dehydrated lol
It wasn't long into the second half that I got hard again, with the movement on the couch when people's teams were winning, the glances I got from the girls, specifically Marcy, and just being naked around a buncha clothed people....
But mercifully the game ended and people started leaving... A few joked that I needed to have some more alone time in my room as they were leaving... Alexia squeezed my dick as she was leaving... I pointed out the white stain on Helen's pants, and told her she better clean that up before her husband noticed... she said "My husband's a dumbass, he won't even know what it is..."
Patricia, my sister's friend, stayed to help with the clean up... I helped too after putting on a pair of loose sweatpants... It didn't hide my erection very well, but it was a helluva lot warmer...
So after the clean up I went to my room to change my soiled sheets... Patricia came in and noticed the precum soaking through my light gray sweatpants... She told me that she was just as horny as me during the superbowl and was planning on sleeping with me during halftime but there were too many people around... I pointed out there were barely anyone else left in the house now...
She came over and pulled my sweatpants down and took as much of me in her mouth as she could... I took her clothes off and we went at it for about an hour before I ruined another set of clean sheets...
A rather embarassing superbowl party with a couple enjoyable moments nonetheless
Oh... Its worth mentioning that I made another bet with 3 girls on the Superbowl, I picked the Saints, they picked the Colts, so I finally won a football bet... thank god... and lets just say, my birthday next month is gonna be memorable!
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