1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why? Well... I can actually reach my penis with my mouth... ahem... don't ask me how I found out... got bored one day... but there's far more discomfort than there is any kind of pleasure in it... so unless I'm getting paid a great deal of money, I don't even attempt it...
2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there? see... I didn't realize there was more to that question *reads all other questions before continuing...* like I said in question 1, its not as much fun as one would think... so... not long or often at all..
3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before? Thats implying I've never not been game for something... one thing I wanna do is hook up with identical twin sisters, both at the same time... probably not likely though...
4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor? First of all... I'd never get rid of one of my oversized church pianos... I have a nice collection going... oh wait... wrong organ... um... i guess I don't need both my kidneys... I was thinking about one of my testicles, but I dunno what a member of the opposite sex would want with a free testicle...
5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours? Well if I woke up as the most beautiful person I have no idea what I'd do as Antonio Banderas for the next day... but If I woke up as Megan Fox or my mom's friend Marcy, I'd probably go to New York and look for this guy named Landon to have 24 hours worth of sex with...
Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words. Me, a set of hot identical twins, a few sexy older women, leather, gunfights, ninjas and of course Antonio Banderas!
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Monday, February 22, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
TMI Tuesday #227 - Fat Tuesday Edition
1. Have you had sex with another person in 2010? Have you passed on an opportunity to sex with another person in 2010? Yep... I couldn't go a month and a half with no sexins, I did turn down sex a couple times for whatever reason...
2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.) Well i did have a phone convo with my mom during sex (read that here) and this awkward walked-in-on situation people find humorous (read that here)... both are worth a read and a few belly laughs
3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex? age (I like older women) and as far as a body part goes its usually the stomach-waist-hips area of a girl... I love the shape of a woman, and the way they move when they walk...
4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you? Well... a little back story... i went to a bar a few days after turning 21, got pretty drunk and since it was one of the first times i was at this bar and didn't know the regulars i walked up to a girl, and in my drunken honesty said "Haven't I not seen you here before" she thought it was funny... didn't get laid... but worth the try...
5. Where is the most unique you have ever had sex? I figure you mean "place"... you're leaving out important keywords Mr. Question, anyway, plenty of places: in the middle of a party, on the roof of a building (a flat one, not slanted), back of a car with other people driving, in a creek, in high school... plenty of places... still wanna do it on a plane and a boat... and allbeit unlikely: a submarine and a space ship... maybe just to see me come and watch the sperm float around in no gravity
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower? no, there is no "p" in shower... oh wait... read that wrong... still no...
2. What is the funniest thing you have ever said or done during sex? (Orgasmic facial expressions do not count.) Well i did have a phone convo with my mom during sex (read that here) and this awkward walked-in-on situation people find humorous (read that here)... both are worth a read and a few belly laughs
3. What is the first thing you notice about a member of the opposite sex? age (I like older women) and as far as a body part goes its usually the stomach-waist-hips area of a girl... I love the shape of a woman, and the way they move when they walk...
4. What is the best pick-up line you have ever heard? Every used? Ever been used on you? Well... a little back story... i went to a bar a few days after turning 21, got pretty drunk and since it was one of the first times i was at this bar and didn't know the regulars i walked up to a girl, and in my drunken honesty said "Haven't I not seen you here before" she thought it was funny... didn't get laid... but worth the try...
5. Where is the most unique you have ever had sex? I figure you mean "place"... you're leaving out important keywords Mr. Question, anyway, plenty of places: in the middle of a party, on the roof of a building (a flat one, not slanted), back of a car with other people driving, in a creek, in high school... plenty of places... still wanna do it on a plane and a boat... and allbeit unlikely: a submarine and a space ship... maybe just to see me come and watch the sperm float around in no gravity
Bonus (as in optional): Do you pee in the shower? If so, has any SO known that you pee in the shower? Has any SO peed in the shower? no, there is no "p" in shower... oh wait... read that wrong... still no...
Monday, February 8, 2010
TMI Tuesday #226 - Deadly Sins Edition
First of all, if you haven't read it already check out this blog: My SuperBowl Sunday. Its about how I spent the SuperBowl... Its worth it for the laughs... and if nothing else its a good warning against making stupid bets on Football games...
1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for? Considering I have no SO, I'm lusting after a lotta girls lol... as you could probably tell if you read my blog... As far as girls I can't (or probably won't for whatever reason) sleep with I'd have to say Marcy, one of my mom's friends... perfect example of super hot older woman... but sadly she's married and faithful... but there are some bloggers and twitterers that if they lived closer I might try to hook up with
2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton? Pizza and any italian food.... I try to eat healthy but once my mom makes some home made ravioli, the hell with diets...
3. GREED: What are you greedy for? See question 1...
4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth? Movies and a warm blanket or air conditioning if its summer.... maybe someone stopping by to give me a handjob... I figure a handjob is the slothiest way to get off...
5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone. I'm not really someone who gets in a lot of fights... not when i was a teenager nor now... The last time I got in a fight was when I was 18 or 19 with a guy in his 40s because he caught me hooking up with his wife, not sure who won the fight... but his wife wasn't happy with either of us lol
6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why? I don't really envy anyone, no point in wasting your life wishing you had what someone else has
7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of? I'm sure I had to swallow my pride many times... no funny, sexy, or embarrassing anecdotes come to mind though.... as far as what I'm proud of... aren't all guys proud of their package? I mean, if ya got nice equipment, why not be proud of it?
1. LUST: Besides your current Significant Other who do you lust for or have you lusted for? Considering I have no SO, I'm lusting after a lotta girls lol... as you could probably tell if you read my blog... As far as girls I can't (or probably won't for whatever reason) sleep with I'd have to say Marcy, one of my mom's friends... perfect example of super hot older woman... but sadly she's married and faithful... but there are some bloggers and twitterers that if they lived closer I might try to hook up with
2. GLUTTONY: What food brings out your inner glutton? Pizza and any italian food.... I try to eat healthy but once my mom makes some home made ravioli, the hell with diets...
3. GREED: What are you greedy for? See question 1...
4. SLOTH: What is your plan for an ideal day of sloth? Movies and a warm blanket or air conditioning if its summer.... maybe someone stopping by to give me a handjob... I figure a handjob is the slothiest way to get off...
5. WRATH: Describe a time that you let out a can of whoop ass on someone. I'm not really someone who gets in a lot of fights... not when i was a teenager nor now... The last time I got in a fight was when I was 18 or 19 with a guy in his 40s because he caught me hooking up with his wife, not sure who won the fight... but his wife wasn't happy with either of us lol
6. ENVY: Who or what do you envy? Why? I don't really envy anyone, no point in wasting your life wishing you had what someone else has
7. PRIDE: Have you ever had to swallow your pride? What are you proud of? I'm sure I had to swallow my pride many times... no funny, sexy, or embarrassing anecdotes come to mind though.... as far as what I'm proud of... aren't all guys proud of their package? I mean, if ya got nice equipment, why not be proud of it?
Monday, February 1, 2010
TMI Tuesday #225 - Six Degrees Edition
1. What famous people share your birthday? Any the same year as well as day?
Jackie Joyner-Kersee and Jessica Biel are the only names I noticed... The only person I know that was born the same day & year was some soccer player I've never heard of...
2. Have you ever shared an address (before, during or after) with anyone famous? Nope not that I know of... But I used to live not that far from the lead singer of Halestorm when I was in york, PA
3. Who else has your name? (Google yourself and see who else shows up) Bobby Brown's oldest son has the same first and last name as me...
4. Test the Six Degrees theory. Do you know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who knows President Obama? How about, say Dolly Parton? Um... Neither... But I know a guy who knows a guy that is friends with Tom Cruise... I didn't bother asking my friend if it was Tom Cruise the actor, or Tom Cruise the Bakery owner, yes, I know a Tom Cruise who owns a bakery...
5. Try the sexual version. Have you had sex with someone who might have . . . anyone famous? (e.g. I slept with a woman who had slept with a Hollywood stuntman, who might have....) Yes, some celebs are Alissa White-Gluz (of rock band The Agonist), Jenna Haze (Porn Star), & Dustin Keller (NFL Player).. read more details on that here
Jackie Joyner-Kersee and Jessica Biel are the only names I noticed... The only person I know that was born the same day & year was some soccer player I've never heard of...
2. Have you ever shared an address (before, during or after) with anyone famous? Nope not that I know of... But I used to live not that far from the lead singer of Halestorm when I was in york, PA
3. Who else has your name? (Google yourself and see who else shows up) Bobby Brown's oldest son has the same first and last name as me...
4. Test the Six Degrees theory. Do you know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who might know someone who knows President Obama? How about, say Dolly Parton? Um... Neither... But I know a guy who knows a guy that is friends with Tom Cruise... I didn't bother asking my friend if it was Tom Cruise the actor, or Tom Cruise the Bakery owner, yes, I know a Tom Cruise who owns a bakery...
5. Try the sexual version. Have you had sex with someone who might have . . . anyone famous? (e.g. I slept with a woman who had slept with a Hollywood stuntman, who might have....) Yes, some celebs are Alissa White-Gluz (of rock band The Agonist), Jenna Haze (Porn Star), & Dustin Keller (NFL Player).. read more details on that here
Monday, January 25, 2010
TMI Tuesday #223 - Masturbation Edition
1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? Depends on how stimulated I was to begin with... Usually I clear out a half hour to 45 minutes of my schedule.... sometimes it might be an hour and once in a while it just keeps going and going and I either give up or spend 2 hours just trying to get off and determined that its gonna happen... I'm not a quitter lol... I typically watch porn, read erotic stories or think about having sex with someone, typically its either a woman in her mid-late 30s, married and we're doing it while her husband is out, or about some girl I actually had sex with and the experience we had...
2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating? Christ... all the time.... too many times... its not so bad if I have a sheet handy that I can quickly cover up with, but thats not always the case... I live in a tiny apartment and share a bedroom with 2 sisters... so I get walked in on a lot... Hard to get off when someone is telling you to "put it away" or, even worse, getting off just as someone walks in the room... hard to keep a straight face (and stay clean) during a time like that... here's a past blog about such a situation...
3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure? Well, thats where a lot of porn is... so it only makes sense if I jerksterbated there... But don't worry... If you took a black light to my mouse and keyboard it'd be all clean...
4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed? Not a party where everyone was masturbating.... but I've masturbated at a party a couple times... most recently at a new years eve party... When I'm drunk its easy to convince me to do something like that... This one time I stood on a table, dropped trou, and went at it with like 20-30 people watching... When I came I just about fell off a table... also, if you tried it you know, masturbating while standing up is really really difficult... like rubik's cube difficult...
5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or? I keep going... no need to stop... I lighten up a little just so I don't shoot all over the room...
6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now? No... someone had a camera phone at one of the parties I jerked off at.... not sure where that went... check red tube and youporn... might be there...
Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. Depends on your definition of casual... I'd say somewhere between rarely & occasionally... maybe.... fuck if I know
2. Have you ever been "caught" masturbating? Christ... all the time.... too many times... its not so bad if I have a sheet handy that I can quickly cover up with, but thats not always the case... I live in a tiny apartment and share a bedroom with 2 sisters... so I get walked in on a lot... Hard to get off when someone is telling you to "put it away" or, even worse, getting off just as someone walks in the room... hard to keep a straight face (and stay clean) during a time like that... here's a past blog about such a situation...
3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure? Well, thats where a lot of porn is... so it only makes sense if I jerksterbated there... But don't worry... If you took a black light to my mouse and keyboard it'd be all clean...
4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed? Not a party where everyone was masturbating.... but I've masturbated at a party a couple times... most recently at a new years eve party... When I'm drunk its easy to convince me to do something like that... This one time I stood on a table, dropped trou, and went at it with like 20-30 people watching... When I came I just about fell off a table... also, if you tried it you know, masturbating while standing up is really really difficult... like rubik's cube difficult...
5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or? I keep going... no need to stop... I lighten up a little just so I don't shoot all over the room...
6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now? No... someone had a camera phone at one of the parties I jerked off at.... not sure where that went... check red tube and youporn... might be there...
Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. Depends on your definition of casual... I'd say somewhere between rarely & occasionally... maybe.... fuck if I know
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
TMI Tuesday #222
1. Ideal amount of sex per week? Ideally... several times everyday, but since thats not very likely, 7-10 times would do... I'd need a very energetic girlfriend... I did do it seven times in a day last year, but there was more than one girl involved and I was still horny later that day
2. Ever had an online affair? No... but i did have cyber sex (and actual sex) with a married woman if that counts... I never liked cybersex.. its more work than anything... I'm not very good typing with just my left hand
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Sadly no... but then I don't like flying too much
4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people? No... well.. maybe Nazis.... its cool to not like Nazis right? Zombies too... never been a fan
5. What constitutes bad sex? A lack of sex... lucky for guys theres very little that makes sex bad... other than if you're caught by your partner's husband
Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate? Well... yeah, not the same way guys do it, different plumbing and all
2. Ever had an online affair? No... but i did have cyber sex (and actual sex) with a married woman if that counts... I never liked cybersex.. its more work than anything... I'm not very good typing with just my left hand
3. Are you a member of the mile high club? Sadly no... but then I don't like flying too much
4. Are you predjudice against any particular group of people? No... well.. maybe Nazis.... its cool to not like Nazis right? Zombies too... never been a fan
5. What constitutes bad sex? A lack of sex... lucky for guys theres very little that makes sex bad... other than if you're caught by your partner's husband
Bonus (as in optional): Can females ejaculate? Well... yeah, not the same way guys do it, different plumbing and all
Monday, December 14, 2009
TMI Tuesday 217
1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago? Mooned, yes, in high school to a rival school's bus full of their football team... Flashed... well... is it actually considered flashing if they asked to see my wangus in the first place??
2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality. A tiger... no wait... a portuguese man-o-war... a man-o-war is a jellyfish-like creature that is actually a colony of thousands of tiny creatures... not saying that I'm a frankenstein, but a lot of different life experiences made me who I am...
3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list? Nope... My mom does to her family and friends... she sends out like 100 every year... kinda over the top...
4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)? Meh... not often... I just pick out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt to wear.... If I look good in it, then its a plus...
5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult? Tasted... no... but I had an older female friend who used to hang out with me and other kids in college... She had a newborn at the time and I talked her into using one of those self-milkers (probably not the name of the device) to get breast milk and put it in another female friend's milk jug as an april fools day prank... hard to keep a straight face while I watched her eat her cereal that morning...
Bonus: Do you like "talking" when you have sex? Don't mind it... As long as its about sex.... If its about curtains, or what she's making for dinner then I'm either not doing my job, she's a lesbian, or I need to leave...
Double Bonus: If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost? Vixen (Which I'm assuming would have to be the one female reindeer) tells him where to go... either that or auto pilot... or Rudolph has GPS... or maybe he's just not real... haha, I just killed Christmas...
2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality. A tiger... no wait... a portuguese man-o-war... a man-o-war is a jellyfish-like creature that is actually a colony of thousands of tiny creatures... not saying that I'm a frankenstein, but a lot of different life experiences made me who I am...
3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list? Nope... My mom does to her family and friends... she sends out like 100 every year... kinda over the top...
4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)? Meh... not often... I just pick out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt to wear.... If I look good in it, then its a plus...
5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult? Tasted... no... but I had an older female friend who used to hang out with me and other kids in college... She had a newborn at the time and I talked her into using one of those self-milkers (probably not the name of the device) to get breast milk and put it in another female friend's milk jug as an april fools day prank... hard to keep a straight face while I watched her eat her cereal that morning...
Bonus: Do you like "talking" when you have sex? Don't mind it... As long as its about sex.... If its about curtains, or what she's making for dinner then I'm either not doing my job, she's a lesbian, or I need to leave...
Double Bonus: If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost? Vixen (Which I'm assuming would have to be the one female reindeer) tells him where to go... either that or auto pilot... or Rudolph has GPS... or maybe he's just not real... haha, I just killed Christmas...
Monday, November 30, 2009
TMI Tuesday #215
1. What are your feelings about traditional bachelor/bachelorette parties? Nothing wrong with them... But the whole "hire a stripper" thing is getting old... there needs to be a new idea... not sure exactly what that would be... but strippers can be a bad thing... ever see the movie Very Bad Things?
2. Do you wear (or not wear) something special to bed/dress differently when you want to have sex? No... either way I'm naked...
3. Do you ever fake orgasms? I actually have once... Ugly girl, sympathy shag, and another time where I just couldn't seem to get off... as opposed to trying for 2 or 3 hours I pretended to come...
4. Do you own any leather or rubber clothing? nope... well... leather shoes, and a pair of leather pants from a halloween costume from last year, but I don't wear them...
5. On a scale from 1-10, how willing are you to do something in bed you don't want to just because you are asked? If its something my partner liked, or wanted to try, and as long as its nothing illegal, i'd say 9... more than anything its about making sure my partner is having a good time...
Bonus: Can men and women be "just friends?" Technically, yes... but typically one of the 2 (usually the male) has other feelings in mind... I know I have problems with keeping friendships just friendly
2. Do you wear (or not wear) something special to bed/dress differently when you want to have sex? No... either way I'm naked...
3. Do you ever fake orgasms? I actually have once... Ugly girl, sympathy shag, and another time where I just couldn't seem to get off... as opposed to trying for 2 or 3 hours I pretended to come...
4. Do you own any leather or rubber clothing? nope... well... leather shoes, and a pair of leather pants from a halloween costume from last year, but I don't wear them...
5. On a scale from 1-10, how willing are you to do something in bed you don't want to just because you are asked? If its something my partner liked, or wanted to try, and as long as its nothing illegal, i'd say 9... more than anything its about making sure my partner is having a good time...
Bonus: Can men and women be "just friends?" Technically, yes... but typically one of the 2 (usually the male) has other feelings in mind... I know I have problems with keeping friendships just friendly
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
TMI Tuesday #214
1. Is there an entertaining story attached to (women) your first bra / (men) your first jockstrap? My first jock strap? I've never owned, nor as far as I can remember worn, a jock strap... i wish I had an entertaining jock strap story for ya... I've had jock itch... does that count?
2. Is there a story to (women) your first try at bralessness /(men) your first encounter with bralessness? Ah yes... good old Mrs. McCoy... super hot 30 something neighbor of mine back when i was 15 or so.. never wore a bra, she wasn't huge, b-cup or so, but she seemed to have permanently hard nipples...
3. How about your first time going commando? Well my first commando experience went without a hitch... except for maybe a pubic hair caught in my zipper... but there have been times where my fly was down... accidental free show...
4. Or your first discovery of lack-of-underpants in another? 8th grade in school... another student decided to wear a tiny skirt and no underwear... I got to see everything... I tried so hard to sleep w/ her... all i got was an HJ the following summer
5. Any other good underwear-related tales to tell? Yeah... this long ass story... has a lot to do with me in a thong
2. Is there a story to (women) your first try at bralessness /(men) your first encounter with bralessness? Ah yes... good old Mrs. McCoy... super hot 30 something neighbor of mine back when i was 15 or so.. never wore a bra, she wasn't huge, b-cup or so, but she seemed to have permanently hard nipples...
3. How about your first time going commando? Well my first commando experience went without a hitch... except for maybe a pubic hair caught in my zipper... but there have been times where my fly was down... accidental free show...
4. Or your first discovery of lack-of-underpants in another? 8th grade in school... another student decided to wear a tiny skirt and no underwear... I got to see everything... I tried so hard to sleep w/ her... all i got was an HJ the following summer
5. Any other good underwear-related tales to tell? Yeah... this long ass story... has a lot to do with me in a thong
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
TMI Tuesday #212
1. I lost my virginity at 18, in the back of a car, on prom night. Where and when did you lose yours? I was 13 at the time, at my neighbor's house back when I lived in PA... rather unforgettable moment...
2. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. What is yours? Um... do guys have many other sexual features besides their dicks??? Even if there is, mine's still my dick... 9.5" erect and rather thick, seems to get the job done...
3. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall. Do you have a recurring fantasy or a theme to your fantasies? Now that I think about it, not really... my fantasies follow a broad horizon, one time it could be about a more exerienced, older woman, other times its about virgins, or public sex sometimes... I can be a show off
4. I love watching guys masturbate. Do you enjoy watching others (a partner or a stranger) masturbate? I don't have a specific kink about it, but I wouldn't mind it... i like being watched though...
5. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum. Do you like you partners quiet? Are you quiet? No to both... I'm not screaming but I'm definitely not quiet either... and as long as its not over the top (like in porn) I want them to vocalize their pleasure too...
6. I love playing with nipples. Do you having your nipples played with? Again, I don't have a specific kink about it, there are other parts I'd rather have played with...
7. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25. What is your 'number'? if this is the number I'm thinking of, then probably 150 - 200 (rough guess)... if other things are included in this number, then add another 50 or so...
2. I think my ass is my best sexual feature. What is yours? Um... do guys have many other sexual features besides their dicks??? Even if there is, mine's still my dick... 9.5" erect and rather thick, seems to get the job done...
3. A recurring theme in my fantasies is being slammed up against the wall. Do you have a recurring fantasy or a theme to your fantasies? Now that I think about it, not really... my fantasies follow a broad horizon, one time it could be about a more exerienced, older woman, other times its about virgins, or public sex sometimes... I can be a show off
4. I love watching guys masturbate. Do you enjoy watching others (a partner or a stranger) masturbate? I don't have a specific kink about it, but I wouldn't mind it... i like being watched though...
5. I hate when guys are quiet in bed. I like to hear you moaning as you cum. Do you like you partners quiet? Are you quiet? No to both... I'm not screaming but I'm definitely not quiet either... and as long as its not over the top (like in porn) I want them to vocalize their pleasure too...
6. I love playing with nipples. Do you having your nipples played with? Again, I don't have a specific kink about it, there are other parts I'd rather have played with...
7. My ‘number’ is between 15 and 25. What is your 'number'? if this is the number I'm thinking of, then probably 150 - 200 (rough guess)... if other things are included in this number, then add another 50 or so...
Monday, October 12, 2009
TMI Tuesday #208 (Happy 4 years!!)
Before I get to the questions, I'd like to tell you about an anniversary of mine coming up since TMI Tuesday is having one... Well... technically its not an anniversary, but it is my 100th blog coming up... I'll have something special planned for it... should be happening later this month... keep an eye out for it...
1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life? 9... its great, still some places for improvement...
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life? 10... well... maybe 9.5... if I could get laid 3 times a day, every day, then it'd be a 10
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? Good question... I have a thing for older women.... So being with an older woman usually does it... I was with my friend Coretta last thursday, she's 45 and married, well seperated I guess... last month her husband caught us in the act... saying "It's not what it looks like" when your dick is in someone's wife while doing it doggy style doesn't help I found out... but back to the question... virgins also get me off easier for obvious reasons...
3. what are 3 inevitable things about you? hmm... I'm eternally horny, obviously... when I'm drunk I'm very easy to convince that I should be naked... aaaaand... hmmm... I'm a man-whore i guess
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one) I'd say cowgirl.... easy for me and fun to watch...
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position? Doggy style... its easy, sure, but not a lot of closeness going on...
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? The whole stomach-waist-hips area... the shape of a woman's body, especially her hips, is sexy...
6. Would you rather have you[r] significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? (You have to pick one.) Probably have sex with someone else... only because if we don't break up over it, I could probably use that fact to get a freebie (another sex partner for me) or possible threesome...
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? Down, I think... during toe curling orgasms the last part of my body I'm thinking about is my toes...
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: lets see it
b) make you squirm: (I'm taking "squirm" as in a bad thing, something that makes your skin crawl) Insert the catheter
c) make you laugh: damn near killed'er
Bonus (as in optional): What is you[r] most embarrassing sexual moment? I posted it a while back... read it here... seriously, its hilarious, ya know, unless it happens to you = (
1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life? 9... its great, still some places for improvement...
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life? 10... well... maybe 9.5... if I could get laid 3 times a day, every day, then it'd be a 10
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? Good question... I have a thing for older women.... So being with an older woman usually does it... I was with my friend Coretta last thursday, she's 45 and married, well seperated I guess... last month her husband caught us in the act... saying "It's not what it looks like" when your dick is in someone's wife while doing it doggy style doesn't help I found out... but back to the question... virgins also get me off easier for obvious reasons...
3. what are 3 inevitable things about you? hmm... I'm eternally horny, obviously... when I'm drunk I'm very easy to convince that I should be naked... aaaaand... hmmm... I'm a man-whore i guess
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one) I'd say cowgirl.... easy for me and fun to watch...
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position? Doggy style... its easy, sure, but not a lot of closeness going on...
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? The whole stomach-waist-hips area... the shape of a woman's body, especially her hips, is sexy...
6. Would you rather have you[r] significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? (You have to pick one.) Probably have sex with someone else... only because if we don't break up over it, I could probably use that fact to get a freebie (another sex partner for me) or possible threesome...
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? Down, I think... during toe curling orgasms the last part of my body I'm thinking about is my toes...
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: lets see it
b) make you squirm: (I'm taking "squirm" as in a bad thing, something that makes your skin crawl) Insert the catheter
c) make you laugh: damn near killed'er
Bonus (as in optional): What is you[r] most embarrassing sexual moment? I posted it a while back... read it here... seriously, its hilarious, ya know, unless it happens to you = (
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
TMI Tuesday #207
1. What is your underwear "style" of choce? I wear boxer-breifs most of the time... commando the rest of the time
2. How old were you when you had your first sexual experience? 13... it was great... I'm just glad I had someone experienced during my first time... I could just lay back and enjoy
3. What about a potential partner turns you on? Alot of things... body, looks, sexuality to be general
4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe? Oh yeah... and I've been naked because of that a lot too... I lost a superbowl bet a couple years ago and had to go to a friends house every sunday of the following year to watch football naked
5. Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity? received yes... thats why I stay away from goth chicks now... still have scratch and bite scars on me
Bonus: How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period? 10 or 11 maybe... had some all day sex marathons before... good times
2. How old were you when you had your first sexual experience? 13... it was great... I'm just glad I had someone experienced during my first time... I could just lay back and enjoy
3. What about a potential partner turns you on? Alot of things... body, looks, sexuality to be general
4. Have you ever played a game which may require you or others to disrobe? Oh yeah... and I've been naked because of that a lot too... I lost a superbowl bet a couple years ago and had to go to a friends house every sunday of the following year to watch football naked
5. Given or received finger scratch marks during sexual activity? received yes... thats why I stay away from goth chicks now... still have scratch and bite scars on me
Bonus: How many times is the most you have ever had sex in a 24 hour period? 10 or 11 maybe... had some all day sex marathons before... good times
Monday, September 14, 2009
TMI Tuesday #204
1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the without anything steamy happening? (Opposite sex for breeders, same sex for homosexuals). Yeah... but I try not to make a habit out of it... wheres the fun in that?
2. Have you eve streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people? Many times... after high school graduation, after prom, a few times in college... Whenever I drink I'm very easy to convince that I need to be naked at a party... And it doesn't take much convincing when I'm sober for that matter... I also had to walk like three miles home completely naked after a group of girls stole my clothes...
3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions? Yeah... I've had sex with 4 different girls in the same night (4th of July)... Good times...
4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater? I've gotten head and a couple HJs before... despite it being dark, theres still just so much you can get away with...
5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching? Yeah... had a threesome with 2 girls at a party on July 4th with plenty of people watching us... we were in a bedroom, but other people kept coming in and eventually decided closing the door would be pointless, so me and 2 sexy chicks gave some party goers a show... they started telling other people about the goings on and eventually we had an audience of 15-20 people...
2. Have you eve streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people? Many times... after high school graduation, after prom, a few times in college... Whenever I drink I'm very easy to convince that I need to be naked at a party... And it doesn't take much convincing when I'm sober for that matter... I also had to walk like three miles home completely naked after a group of girls stole my clothes...
3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions? Yeah... I've had sex with 4 different girls in the same night (4th of July)... Good times...
4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater? I've gotten head and a couple HJs before... despite it being dark, theres still just so much you can get away with...
5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching? Yeah... had a threesome with 2 girls at a party on July 4th with plenty of people watching us... we were in a bedroom, but other people kept coming in and eventually decided closing the door would be pointless, so me and 2 sexy chicks gave some party goers a show... they started telling other people about the goings on and eventually we had an audience of 15-20 people...
Monday, September 7, 2009
TMI Tuesday #203
1) If you were to only live until the age of 50, how would you live your life differently? I'd just be happy to live a half-century... I have as much fun as possible now, just in case I might not make it to 50... That gets me thinking... If every girl I've slept with shows up at my funeral, it better be a big ass funeral home...
2) Are you settling in your job/career? Nope... My tech support call routing job is not my life-long career goal... always looking for something better... gonna finish college first and see where that takes me...
3) Are you settling with your significant other? No... I have no SO... maybe I'm settling on having no SO... but if the right girl comes along I won't turn her down... and as they say, in the meantime I'm having fun with all the wrong ones
4) How important is your family? Very... I'm close with all my fanily (save a few annoying cousins)... I have to be... theres 7 of us in a 3 bedroom apartment... we've seen more of each other than most families would care for... since nothing goes on here would really shock any of us, sibling blackmail is a useless weapon... We've walked in on each other doing things that Penthouse letters would publish with out thinking twice
5) If you caught a neighbor peeping in at you while you were naked or having sex, would you close the blinds? (assuming you live in a city and can see into other buildings). Well, I do live in a city... And considering most of the people in this building are female, and considering my exhibitionist streak, I'd leave my blinds wide open... If having sex in the middle of a party full of people isn't gonna stop me... why should a curious neighbor stop the fun?
2) Are you settling in your job/career? Nope... My tech support call routing job is not my life-long career goal... always looking for something better... gonna finish college first and see where that takes me...
3) Are you settling with your significant other? No... I have no SO... maybe I'm settling on having no SO... but if the right girl comes along I won't turn her down... and as they say, in the meantime I'm having fun with all the wrong ones
4) How important is your family? Very... I'm close with all my fanily (save a few annoying cousins)... I have to be... theres 7 of us in a 3 bedroom apartment... we've seen more of each other than most families would care for... since nothing goes on here would really shock any of us, sibling blackmail is a useless weapon... We've walked in on each other doing things that Penthouse letters would publish with out thinking twice
5) If you caught a neighbor peeping in at you while you were naked or having sex, would you close the blinds? (assuming you live in a city and can see into other buildings). Well, I do live in a city... And considering most of the people in this building are female, and considering my exhibitionist streak, I'd leave my blinds wide open... If having sex in the middle of a party full of people isn't gonna stop me... why should a curious neighbor stop the fun?
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
TMI Tuesday #202 (Location, Location, Location)
1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln's lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)? The Eiffel Tower, Leaning tower of piza, or someother really phallic monument. In high school I had sex with a girl in the front court of the school at night in front of a statue of the guy the school was named after. The girl (while on top of me) used his statuey arm as support, so it kinda counts as a threesome... right?
2. Have you ever "played" with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny's, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)? Had sex in the bathroom of a fast food restaurant. And a hand job in the break room of a restaurant I worked at (for like all of 2 weeks, the job, not the hand job) as a teen.
3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)? I had sex and oral while driving, went down on a girl while she was driving (more difficult than you think), and had sex in the back seat of a car while someone else was driving. Still not a member of the mile high club, although its on the to do list.
4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss's office)? Churches no... Work, lots of times...
5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman's Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)? Yeah, had sex in public at night many times... Even had sex in the middle of a yard in broad day light... not so many stars out that day though...
Bonus: What's your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)? I like public places in general... not too many women (that I know at least) that are up for it though... or having sex while losts of people are watching... had sex in the middle of a party once with plenty of people watching... the exhibitionist in me I suppose
2. Have you ever "played" with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny's, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)? Had sex in the bathroom of a fast food restaurant. And a hand job in the break room of a restaurant I worked at (for like all of 2 weeks, the job, not the hand job) as a teen.
3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)? I had sex and oral while driving, went down on a girl while she was driving (more difficult than you think), and had sex in the back seat of a car while someone else was driving. Still not a member of the mile high club, although its on the to do list.
4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss's office)? Churches no... Work, lots of times...
5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman's Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)? Yeah, had sex in public at night many times... Even had sex in the middle of a yard in broad day light... not so many stars out that day though...
Bonus: What's your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)? I like public places in general... not too many women (that I know at least) that are up for it though... or having sex while losts of people are watching... had sex in the middle of a party once with plenty of people watching... the exhibitionist in me I suppose
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
TMI Tuesday 201
1. Do you have "your" side of the bed? Which side? all of the bed actually... but if i am sleeping with someone, i'll take which ever side they don't want...
2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in? funny you should ask... I bought new pillows on saturday... they are in good condition and oh so fluffy
3. What is your favorite position to sleep in? stomach or on my side
4. How often do you change your sheets? weekly.. maybe more often if they get... "dirty"
5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes? watching TV, pain reliever/sleep aids, sex
6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized? more sleepy than energized... unless the point is to keep going after I went, then i ignore the sleepiness...
7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day. 3 hours (and lotsa coffee)
Bonus (as in optional):Describe your most vivid dream. Hmmm... i had one in high school where a giant ape was chasing me with a knife, trying to kill me, and I was running as fast as I could and I woke up and pulled a muscle in my leg.... I had another dream where me and friends were being chased by some zombies that formed into a giant zombie ball like they do in the Critters movie... and of course all the dreams I have about sex, those are vivid too and thankfully have less serial killer apes and zombie balls...
2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in? funny you should ask... I bought new pillows on saturday... they are in good condition and oh so fluffy
3. What is your favorite position to sleep in? stomach or on my side
4. How often do you change your sheets? weekly.. maybe more often if they get... "dirty"
5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes? watching TV, pain reliever/sleep aids, sex
6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized? more sleepy than energized... unless the point is to keep going after I went, then i ignore the sleepiness...
7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day. 3 hours (and lotsa coffee)
Bonus (as in optional):Describe your most vivid dream. Hmmm... i had one in high school where a giant ape was chasing me with a knife, trying to kill me, and I was running as fast as I could and I woke up and pulled a muscle in my leg.... I had another dream where me and friends were being chased by some zombies that formed into a giant zombie ball like they do in the Critters movie... and of course all the dreams I have about sex, those are vivid too and thankfully have less serial killer apes and zombie balls...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Wednesday Weirdness #57
1.) How easily are you insulted? Not very... Less easily than the average person.... but it happens I suppose
2.) How often do you perform oral sex on your SO? Don't have an SO, but I love going down on girls... I'd do it all day if I could... I'd even be happy if they didn't return the favor... I don't as many BJs as I'd like but then I'm rather large, so If they can even fit me in their mouth there are either teeth painfully in the way, or their jaw starts hurting not long into it... I only know a few girls that could give me a really good BJ...
3.) What brand of shoes do you find to be most comfortable? Hmmm... I know that sandals/mandals are very much not comfortable.... I had a pair of sneakers when I was a kid that I had for 5 or 6 years... they were so comfortable... I wore them when they started falling apart, fixed with duct tape, I wore them even when they were too small because they were still really comfortable... I think I actually cried when I had to finally throw them away lol... can't remember the brand name though...
4.) What are 3 to 5 items you NEVER leave the house without? Condoms (Never know... its usually just wishful thinking, but they come in handy once in a while), My wallet, um... cell phone... I guess I'll do the bare minimum... well... obvious things too, like clothes...
5.) Who did you look up to as you were growing up? Who do you look up to now? Growing up... who ever was the popular Baseball or Basketball player was at the time... Frank Thomas and Michael Jordan I think... Now... my family and friends o'course...
6.) If you've ever been a strip club of any type, what was one of your most memorable moments? Yeah... Most memorable moment at a strip club with female strippers was actually getting to have sex with one (didn't pay for it mind you)... I've been to a club with male strippers (Lost a Superbowl bet, went there with a female friend) they do some crazy stuff at male strip clubs... seriously... if you're a guy and want to get laid, hand jobs, BJs, several times a night... be a male stripper
7.) Should prostituation be legal? Why or why not? (I'm guessing it means prostitution) Sure... as long as they keep it in brothels, do strict STD tests, and hire a lotta security... Its the oldest profession after all... And its a good money making job too... Guys are always want to get laid, there are always gonna be desperate virgins, so why not make a little money doing something easy like that, It'd be one job that a woman would be more successful at than men... But I'd be a male prostitute if I could...
TMI Tuesday #188 - Rambling Edition
1. Before the industrial revolution, most people never traveled more than 30 miles from their home. How far from your birth place do you now live? First of all... a lot of people traveled more than 30 miles during the gold rush in california... so get your facts right, question 1. I feel like a grumpy old history teacher now... anyway... I was born in southern PA, now live in NY, so I'd say about 250-300 milesish...
2. What is the fartherest distancet from home you have you have ever had sex or an orgasm? What is there farthest distance you have travelled from your home to have a sexual encounter? Oh man... orgasms is hard to tell, because masturbation would count for that... actual sex... I had lots of sex that one year on spring break... So Florida was a far way away... but I've driven over 300 miles specifically to have sex... but it was worth it... had sex with a hot older lady and her daughter (not at the same time) so considering gas was a little cheaper back then, it was worth it...
3. How many states (or Canadian provences or your country's geopolitical division) and counties have you had sex and/or an orgasms in? States: 8 (Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Ohio, Florida, California, Colorado), Provinces: 1 (Ontario), Counties: Lots, Countries 2 (USA, Canada)
4. Have you ever had sex in a vehicle? While the vehicle was moving? Yes and yes... I've done the typical parked-in-a-dark-area-back-seat-romance several times in high school... Had sex and oral while driving, gave oral to a woman while she drove, and had sex in the backseat while other people were driving
5. Do you have any travel related fantasy? If so, share, please. Not really... well maybe joining the mile high club, one of the few things I haven't done yet (Along with a set of twins at the same time)... and I've been on a plane with a few flight attendants that I wanted to bang...
Bonus: On holidays that honor our military do you tend to rememeber those currently serving or veterans of military service? Definitely, I have a couple cousins in the service and personally know a lot of other ones...
2. What is the fartherest distancet from home you have you have ever had sex or an orgasm? What is there farthest distance you have travelled from your home to have a sexual encounter? Oh man... orgasms is hard to tell, because masturbation would count for that... actual sex... I had lots of sex that one year on spring break... So Florida was a far way away... but I've driven over 300 miles specifically to have sex... but it was worth it... had sex with a hot older lady and her daughter (not at the same time) so considering gas was a little cheaper back then, it was worth it...
3. How many states (or Canadian provences or your country's geopolitical division) and counties have you had sex and/or an orgasms in? States: 8 (Pennsylvania, New York, New Jersey, Maryland, Ohio, Florida, California, Colorado), Provinces: 1 (Ontario), Counties: Lots, Countries 2 (USA, Canada)
4. Have you ever had sex in a vehicle? While the vehicle was moving? Yes and yes... I've done the typical parked-in-a-dark-area-back-seat-romance several times in high school... Had sex and oral while driving, gave oral to a woman while she drove, and had sex in the backseat while other people were driving
5. Do you have any travel related fantasy? If so, share, please. Not really... well maybe joining the mile high club, one of the few things I haven't done yet (Along with a set of twins at the same time)... and I've been on a plane with a few flight attendants that I wanted to bang...
Bonus: On holidays that honor our military do you tend to rememeber those currently serving or veterans of military service? Definitely, I have a couple cousins in the service and personally know a lot of other ones...
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Wednesday Weirdness #55
1.) What are your least favorite sounds? fingernails on chalk board, popping of balloons, dogs barking in the morning (any other time i find it to be funny, speshly when dogs freak out and start barking at something stupid, but not when i'm sleeping pooches), the sound of a dentist's drill on a tooth
2.) Do you enjoy reading infidelity blogs? Why? If you don't, is there any reason why you don't? Sure... reading about married women getting a little on the side is hot... cheating husbands, not so cool...
3.) If you could make one frivolous purchase right now without expense being an option, what one thing would you go buy? Lifetime supply of condoms? there'd need to be a lot... wait... which is worse, a little bit of unprotected sex, or a hell of a lot of protected sex?
4.) Have you ever gotten drunk and then gotten behind the wheel to drive? Nope... i usually end up walking home if i'm smashed, sometimes naked if the people i'm drinking with convince me that i need to be naked.. which is rather simple when i'm hammered...
5.) As an adult, have you ever been caught having sex by someone you didn't ever want to catch you in the act? Oh yeah... all the time... by my mother, all 4 of my sisters, the mothers/fathers/kids/brothers/sisters of the girl i'm with, angry husbands/fiances/boyfriends, the list could go on and on... i don't have very good walk-in-radar... here's a great example of such an embarassing moment
6.) If your current significant other wound up in jail for no less than 5 years but didn't kill or physically harm anyone, would you wait for them or move on? Probably move on... thats too long to wait, even if I did have an SO
7.) If you had to participate, would you rather be in a mud wrestling competition or a JellO wrestling competition? Jell-o... because if you get a mouth full of that, no big deal
2.) Do you enjoy reading infidelity blogs? Why? If you don't, is there any reason why you don't? Sure... reading about married women getting a little on the side is hot... cheating husbands, not so cool...
3.) If you could make one frivolous purchase right now without expense being an option, what one thing would you go buy? Lifetime supply of condoms? there'd need to be a lot... wait... which is worse, a little bit of unprotected sex, or a hell of a lot of protected sex?
4.) Have you ever gotten drunk and then gotten behind the wheel to drive? Nope... i usually end up walking home if i'm smashed, sometimes naked if the people i'm drinking with convince me that i need to be naked.. which is rather simple when i'm hammered...
5.) As an adult, have you ever been caught having sex by someone you didn't ever want to catch you in the act? Oh yeah... all the time... by my mother, all 4 of my sisters, the mothers/fathers/kids/brothers/sisters of the girl i'm with, angry husbands/fiances/boyfriends, the list could go on and on... i don't have very good walk-in-radar... here's a great example of such an embarassing moment
6.) If your current significant other wound up in jail for no less than 5 years but didn't kill or physically harm anyone, would you wait for them or move on? Probably move on... thats too long to wait, even if I did have an SO
7.) If you had to participate, would you rather be in a mud wrestling competition or a JellO wrestling competition? Jell-o... because if you get a mouth full of that, no big deal
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
TMI Tuesday #185
1. Have you ever bought a membership to a porn site? If yes, what is the most recent one and did you like it? Yup... I got a membership to Naughty America, the makers of "My Friend's Hot Mom" and "My First Sex Teacher." My sister Anna used it just as much, if not more than me... I still prefer DVDs to website subscriptions... I have most of the MFHM & MFST dvds anyway... so it was rather worthless...
2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why? Either movie or story.... In a movie you have the story, sound, and visuals all right there for ya, ready to go, but, you gotta deal with whatever they give ya... But with a story you can basically do anything, its up to the author. You can tweek the story more in your imagination... it depends on whether or not I feel like thinking at the time...
3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood? Yeesh... what doesn't turn me on? I always like it when a girl either directly, or indirectly, mentions that I have the biggest dick they've ever seen/had.. male ego and all... thats why, even though I'm perfect for them, I stay away from size queens. Since they go after the larger guys anyway, they are less impressed... its like "Can't you just pretend like you've never seen one this big?" *sigh* To be Jonah Falcon... When I'm hard he's just as big when he's flaccid (9.5"... He's 13.5" when erect)
4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex? Too much... I'm more than comfortable talking about it... I probably lost chances with a few girls because of that... I'll talk to anyone about it, my friends, My sisters and bros, my mom... just not my grandma... as far as she knows I've never even seen a vagina... speaking of talking... if ya wanna chat, and have AIM, add me, my sn is landonsezlol
5. What are the last 5 things you search for on Google (or another search engine)? In no particular order: Jonah Falcon (had to see if the rumors were true, they are), Forecast for my town, Netvideohunter (an addon for firefox that downloads video), Victoria Justice (To see if she was legal or not, she's not... bummer), and Stella Maxwell (Lead singer of the band Cruiserweight)
Bonus: Have you ever had a fantasy that you were ashamed of? No not really... Unless you count fantasies about friend's girlfriends, married women, or things of that nature... but then I wouldn't say I'm ashamed of them...
2. Would you rather watch a erotic/porn movie, read a story, or listen to an audio? Why? Either movie or story.... In a movie you have the story, sound, and visuals all right there for ya, ready to go, but, you gotta deal with whatever they give ya... But with a story you can basically do anything, its up to the author. You can tweek the story more in your imagination... it depends on whether or not I feel like thinking at the time...
3. If you have a significant other what do you do for each other to get in the mood? If you don't what would you kind of thing could a future potential long term partner do to get you in the mood? Yeesh... what doesn't turn me on? I always like it when a girl either directly, or indirectly, mentions that I have the biggest dick they've ever seen/had.. male ego and all... thats why, even though I'm perfect for them, I stay away from size queens. Since they go after the larger guys anyway, they are less impressed... its like "Can't you just pretend like you've never seen one this big?" *sigh* To be Jonah Falcon... When I'm hard he's just as big when he's flaccid (9.5"... He's 13.5" when erect)
4. When it comes to sex, how much do you talk about it with others? How comfortable are you talking about sex? Too much... I'm more than comfortable talking about it... I probably lost chances with a few girls because of that... I'll talk to anyone about it, my friends, My sisters and bros, my mom... just not my grandma... as far as she knows I've never even seen a vagina... speaking of talking... if ya wanna chat, and have AIM, add me, my sn is landonsezlol
5. What are the last 5 things you search for on Google (or another search engine)? In no particular order: Jonah Falcon (had to see if the rumors were true, they are), Forecast for my town, Netvideohunter (an addon for firefox that downloads video), Victoria Justice (To see if she was legal or not, she's not... bummer), and Stella Maxwell (Lead singer of the band Cruiserweight)
Bonus: Have you ever had a fantasy that you were ashamed of? No not really... Unless you count fantasies about friend's girlfriends, married women, or things of that nature... but then I wouldn't say I'm ashamed of them...
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