A guys' penis is his best friend and worst enemy all rolled into one fleshy package. It seems like I'm locked into Duality between me and my penis. I am rather large (9.5 inches), but not the largest out there. With my big penis there is a large list of pros and cons. Having a big dick isn't always as great as people may think, sometimes I do wish I had an average sized dick. So as part two of Landon's Penis Paradox, I'll list the good, the bad, and the ugly (my penis is pretty, in case you were wondering lol) about my trials and tribulations of large penis ownership.
Pro: Girth
Men (and women) talk a lot about length. I'm 9 1/2 inches long, that alone would make many men jealous, and make women's ears perk up. But it comes down too how thick it is. A 12 inch penis that's as skinny as a hot dog is not gonna do much for women. The same goes for a really short, but really thick penis. Honestly, most women don't need anything more than 6 or 7 inches. Any woman who has had a dick ram into her cervix in the middle of sex will most likely agree. I know I've hit a few cervixes in my day, and the girls were not happy about it. But thankfully, most penises stay in ratio, the longer, the thicker. I'm also really thick, thankfully,
Con: Priapism
Boners, at the right times, are good things. However, mine don't work on a schedule. Young guys 14-18 get hard ons all the time, there doesn't even need to be a reason. After a few sex sessions and time they start becoming less common. It doesn't work that way for me however. Some call it priapism, I call it annoying. I'm glad that I'll never need to invest in viagra, at least not anytime soon. But the fact that I'm hard 80% of the time that I'm awake (and thats a very good estimate) makes it difficult to do anything. I could have sex 12 hours a day (hypothetically, I'll need a nap and a sandwich) and 3 out of the other 4 hours that I'll be awake during that day I'll have a hard on. Imagine how hard it is to hide a 9.5 inch hardon at school or at a party, store, on my morning jog, anywhere for that matter. It can be quite embarassing.
Pro: Self Confidence
Most (experienced) women could careless how big their man's penis is (implying he knows what he's doing). But the one thing all women hate is a guy complaining about his small penis. Even at 9 1/2 inches, I think about how much more women I could get if I was 10 or 11 inches, or if I was a little bit more thicker. But the thing is, I don't complain about what I got. No one wants to hear a guy cry about how his dick will never please a woman. 80% of pleasure is being good at what you do. But us guys with bigger penises are more self confident, our egos figure, hey, if Girl A doesn't like me Girl B will. We stop worrying about what we're gonna do if we get a girl. That gives us more confidence with women in general. We talk/flirt with them better, which helps us get to the next level with girls better. You can tell what guys have bigger dicks, or are at least confident of what they do have, because they know how to talk to women without seeming like a douchebag or a scared little bunny.
Cons: Virgins
Put two girls next to each other, who look 100% identical, and the only difference between the two is that one is a virgin and the other is not. Now, tell a guy he can sleep with one of them, which ever he wants, 9 times out of 10 he'll pick the virgin. Most men love virgins. However, most women have been in pain while losing their virginity to a smaller or average sized guy, I can only imagine how it must feel to lose it to me. I have hooked up with a few troopers though, but for the most part, virgins are off limits for me.
Pro: Always ready for round 2, 3, 4, 5...
Like I've said before, I have a hard-on about 80% of the time that I'm awake. I also have, and keep a hardon after I cum during sex or when I masturbate. Most men slowly go down after they wave their white surrender flag. Me, I stay just as hard for a half hour later, if not longer, or harder. I can usually talk a girl into a round 2. But its not always easy, round one usually lasts 45-60 minutes, and round two can last up to an hour and a half, round 3 maybe 2 hours, so on. Once is all I really need, but I do like playing marathon man when the girl I'm with has the time, energy, and/or patience.
Con: Bulge
A nice bluge in your jeans is not always a good thing. For me, I have a few pair of jeans that show my bulge off a little too well. Sometimes it looks like I'm walking around with a (average sized) hard-on. That would put me in the perverted group in many women's eyes. Not only that, but I have had comments from people that go a little like this. "Why do you stuff socks in your pants to make it look like you have a bigger dick?" I have to explain to them that its all me, whether they believe me or not its still not the response I was hoping for.
Pro and Con: How You Use It
Even with giant dicks, you gotta know what you're doing with it. The old saying is true "It's not the size, its how you use it." That proves true for larger penises too. However, in all honesty, the size makes up for a lot of lack of knowledge. "How you use it" pertaining to larger penises is more about not hurting the girl than hitting the right spots. There are still certain targets you've gotta hit, but its a lot easier when you're using a bigger cannon. When I was younger, as is similar with most men, I just poked and probed as fast and as wildly as I could (luckily I got some lessons from an older woman). Doing that will more than likely leave the girl you're with unsatisfied, if not scared shitless. The bigger men need to take it much easier than the smaller ones. Vaginas aren't the most fragile things in the world, some women like it rough, but it's rather easy to hurt a women if you have a larger penis.
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Sunday, August 17, 2008
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Landon's Penis Paradox
A guys' penis is his best friend and worst enemy all rolled into one fleshy package. It seems like I'm locked into Duality between me and my penis. I am rather large (9.5 inches), but not the largest out there. With my big penis there is a large list of pros and cons. Having a big dick isn't always as great as people may think, sometimes I do wish I had an average sized dick. So as part one of Landon's Penis Paradox, I'll list the good, the bad, and the ugly (my penis is pretty, in case you were wondering lol) about the trials and tribulations of large penis ownership and all that comes with it.
Pro: Curiosity
All women have heard "bigger is better." Whether it's talking to their friends or something on TV they've heard it plenty of times. It depends on the girl (and sometimes the guy) whether or not bigger actually is better or not. But when women hear it all the time they get curious. I can't count the number of times my female friends ask if its true. I of course tell them it depends on a lot of factors. But they are still curious. If a girl sees a giant dick, they wonder what it'll be like. I've gotten laid many, many times thanks to a female's curiosity. I've taken it easy on them too, so those women who want to know if bigger really is better, have found out from me, that it is, sorry smaller guys.
Con: Self-Absorbedness
A lot of people think that guys with big dicks are self-absorbed or have egos big enough to plug up the hole in the ozone. Thats true to a point. I'm sure that I'm more confident that the majority of men, and sometimes my ego does get the better of me, but I don't walk around with a shirt that says "I'm better than you cuz I have a big cock" although that would be a great t-shirt idea... anyway... I don't go to parties or bars or whatever and expect to have sex with the first girl I see. I know it requires a lot more work than that. I also found out that self-deprecating humor works a lot better than bragging. And yes, I do brag about my endowment sometimes, which does turn a lotta girls off, but, like everyone, I'm not perfect. I am working on that aspect of my personality, trying to lower the ego, but at the same time keep the self-confidence, and like always there is a thin line between the two. I'd Say I'm tight-roping on that line and there's a strong wind blowing towards the cocky (no pun intended) side.
Pro: Flaccid Size
From what I'm told from female friends is that women really like looking at flaccid penises. Not as much as men like looking at tits, but still a lot. I know three girls who have been more interested in my flaccid penis than the erect version. A lot of women say that a man standing naked with a flaccid penis is sexier than a man standing naked with a hard on. They like the look of it, they like to play with it and watch/feel it get hard. This situation is great for us larger men. Smaller flaccid penises aren't as sexy to women, but it all comes down to how big you are hard, no woman is gonna want to have sex with a floppy wang no matter how big it is.
Con: Semen
Another one of my physical aspects is the amount of cum I release during orgasm. Its a lot. If I've had sex a lot that week, or that day, it'll be less since it needs time to replenish, but most of the time its way too much. If you've ever seen a Peter North cum shot, think of that, plus 20%. Thats usually the amount that comes out. There are times where I felt dehydrated after I came, no kidding. The problem with that is, if you ask any guy what they'd most like to do with their sperm at the end of a session they'll say facial or cumming in a girl's mouth. The amount I cum can easily turn a girl off, hence the problem when I try to get them to let me cum on their face or in their mouth, which I find wildly sexy.
Pro: Bulge
All women, whether they admit it or not, are crotch watchers. Some do it often, some very rarely. The more skilled and experienced crotch watchers can glance at a guy's bulge, or lack thereof, for a split second and accurately judge how big their dick is and usually come within a 1/2 inch of the actual size (my mom is one of those experienced crotch watchers, weird). I have a very nice bulge, and I have caught many women taking a look. I can't be angry, after all, I've been caught looking at cleavage. But, I don't dress in bulge-highlighting jeans for it to not be noticed, just like (most) women don't dress in cleavage & breast enhancing tops and bras for them not to be noticed. The best thing about it, is when a woman notices a nice bulge, the thoughts that guys want them to think start running through their head. Advantage: me.
Con: Condoms
Condoms are expensive. Or at least can be if you go through 5-10 of them per week like me.Even more expensive are the extra large condoms. I have a big penis, so obviously I'm gonna use it as much as I can. The problem is that it puts a serious, serious dent in my paycheck every week. But then, I'm sure a child or STD vaccine would also put a serious dent in someone's wallet.
Pro & Con: The Verbal Response
When a girl sees a giant dick in front of her there is one of three basic responses. The first is the con, the "There is no way you're putting that in me!" response. (Contrary to popular belief) The average penis length, erect, is 5 1/2 inches. Most women when talking about their past lovers, and men talking about themselves, round it up to 6 inches through embarassment or not being an expert on length estimates. The rule of thumb is give or take a half inch unless you actually get a ruler out and measure. The "There is no way you're putting that in me!" response is used by two types of women in my experiences, the ones who have been with larger guys and know that it hurts and the women who've never been with anyone over 5 inches and are relitively scared that the giant penis would rip them apart. When I get responses like this, I'm lucky to get a handjob out of the deal.
Then there's the "Isn't that about average?" response. That response comes from women who have never seen a penis before, have only seen larger ones, or only know pornstar penises.
FInally the "Oh my god, gimmie gimmie!" response. More common than the second response, but less common than the first. This response usually comes from the size queens or girls who know they're gonna have a good time.
I've gotten a rather even amount of both the first and third responses.
Pro: Curiosity
All women have heard "bigger is better." Whether it's talking to their friends or something on TV they've heard it plenty of times. It depends on the girl (and sometimes the guy) whether or not bigger actually is better or not. But when women hear it all the time they get curious. I can't count the number of times my female friends ask if its true. I of course tell them it depends on a lot of factors. But they are still curious. If a girl sees a giant dick, they wonder what it'll be like. I've gotten laid many, many times thanks to a female's curiosity. I've taken it easy on them too, so those women who want to know if bigger really is better, have found out from me, that it is, sorry smaller guys.
Con: Self-Absorbedness
A lot of people think that guys with big dicks are self-absorbed or have egos big enough to plug up the hole in the ozone. Thats true to a point. I'm sure that I'm more confident that the majority of men, and sometimes my ego does get the better of me, but I don't walk around with a shirt that says "I'm better than you cuz I have a big cock" although that would be a great t-shirt idea... anyway... I don't go to parties or bars or whatever and expect to have sex with the first girl I see. I know it requires a lot more work than that. I also found out that self-deprecating humor works a lot better than bragging. And yes, I do brag about my endowment sometimes, which does turn a lotta girls off, but, like everyone, I'm not perfect. I am working on that aspect of my personality, trying to lower the ego, but at the same time keep the self-confidence, and like always there is a thin line between the two. I'd Say I'm tight-roping on that line and there's a strong wind blowing towards the cocky (no pun intended) side.
Pro: Flaccid Size
From what I'm told from female friends is that women really like looking at flaccid penises. Not as much as men like looking at tits, but still a lot. I know three girls who have been more interested in my flaccid penis than the erect version. A lot of women say that a man standing naked with a flaccid penis is sexier than a man standing naked with a hard on. They like the look of it, they like to play with it and watch/feel it get hard. This situation is great for us larger men. Smaller flaccid penises aren't as sexy to women, but it all comes down to how big you are hard, no woman is gonna want to have sex with a floppy wang no matter how big it is.
Con: Semen
Another one of my physical aspects is the amount of cum I release during orgasm. Its a lot. If I've had sex a lot that week, or that day, it'll be less since it needs time to replenish, but most of the time its way too much. If you've ever seen a Peter North cum shot, think of that, plus 20%. Thats usually the amount that comes out. There are times where I felt dehydrated after I came, no kidding. The problem with that is, if you ask any guy what they'd most like to do with their sperm at the end of a session they'll say facial or cumming in a girl's mouth. The amount I cum can easily turn a girl off, hence the problem when I try to get them to let me cum on their face or in their mouth, which I find wildly sexy.
Pro: Bulge
All women, whether they admit it or not, are crotch watchers. Some do it often, some very rarely. The more skilled and experienced crotch watchers can glance at a guy's bulge, or lack thereof, for a split second and accurately judge how big their dick is and usually come within a 1/2 inch of the actual size (my mom is one of those experienced crotch watchers, weird). I have a very nice bulge, and I have caught many women taking a look. I can't be angry, after all, I've been caught looking at cleavage. But, I don't dress in bulge-highlighting jeans for it to not be noticed, just like (most) women don't dress in cleavage & breast enhancing tops and bras for them not to be noticed. The best thing about it, is when a woman notices a nice bulge, the thoughts that guys want them to think start running through their head. Advantage: me.
Con: Condoms
Condoms are expensive. Or at least can be if you go through 5-10 of them per week like me.Even more expensive are the extra large condoms. I have a big penis, so obviously I'm gonna use it as much as I can. The problem is that it puts a serious, serious dent in my paycheck every week. But then, I'm sure a child or STD vaccine would also put a serious dent in someone's wallet.
Pro & Con: The Verbal Response
When a girl sees a giant dick in front of her there is one of three basic responses. The first is the con, the "There is no way you're putting that in me!" response. (Contrary to popular belief) The average penis length, erect, is 5 1/2 inches. Most women when talking about their past lovers, and men talking about themselves, round it up to 6 inches through embarassment or not being an expert on length estimates. The rule of thumb is give or take a half inch unless you actually get a ruler out and measure. The "There is no way you're putting that in me!" response is used by two types of women in my experiences, the ones who have been with larger guys and know that it hurts and the women who've never been with anyone over 5 inches and are relitively scared that the giant penis would rip them apart. When I get responses like this, I'm lucky to get a handjob out of the deal.
Then there's the "Isn't that about average?" response. That response comes from women who have never seen a penis before, have only seen larger ones, or only know pornstar penises.
FInally the "Oh my god, gimmie gimmie!" response. More common than the second response, but less common than the first. This response usually comes from the size queens or girls who know they're gonna have a good time.
I've gotten a rather even amount of both the first and third responses.
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