Wednesday tends to be the day of the week when everything seems to shut down. For most people its the middle of their work week. Which means its closer to, but still far away from, their weekend. But the best thing about "Hump Day" is when its named literally.
I hooked up with a friend of mine Violet for the first time. It was something that I hadn't been trying to do (for once). In fact, it was more of a sympathy shag.
Thats not saying that Violet isn't a nice girl. She's definitely cool. But she's not what most guys consider drop dead sexy. That might sound mean, and and few if not none of the girls I hooked up with in the past were considered supermodels, but its true.
Violet had a crush on me for a while, since the first day she started working where I do. She attempted to date me. She actually went above and beyond the term "attempted." I told her that its not something I wanted at the time, I didn't press the issue by saying "I'm not ready for a relationship, but if you wanna bang, call me." Basically said no thanks and moved on. And I suppose when a guy makes it seem like he doesn't want you it makes a girl want him more.
Luckily she didn't turn into a stalker. There were a couple times where she tip toed the line between stalker and a very very interested person, but she never really made me feel uncomfortable. We talked almost everyday at work, usually just a "Hi Landon, hi Vi" sorta thing. She also got my AIM screen name from someone (not sure who) and we talked on there from time to time. She kept trying to get into a relationship with me, I kept rejecting, mainly because there wasn't much physical attraction.
Eventually I suppose she took the hint. We didn't chat half as often as typical or even say hello at work. There was about three or four weeks that we didn't even talk. Then, out of the blue I get an IM from her saying something to the extent of "I'm done trying with you." At first I was creeped out, but then she went on to apologize about nagging me tgo be her boyfriend, that she's glad I'm at least her friend. Then she says that if I'm not wanting a relationship she wanted to at least sleep with me. Again, the lack of attraction made me pass up the offer until she started to nearly beg me.
I finally gave in on Wednesday, Hump Day.
So, I invited her over after work and kicked my sisters out of the room I share with them. Arianna looked at me, then at Violet, rolled her eyes and walked out. We had sex for about an hour. She was glowing after, happy as can be and actually thanked me. Its kind of awkward when someone thanks you after sex. Do you say, "No, thank you!" "You're Welcome!" or just stay quiet. If that never happened to you, consider yourself lucky. She also stroked my ego by saying I was the best she ever had. Granted, from what she told me she was only ever with one guy, one time, in high school, for like 10 minutes. But still, always good to hear.
For a minute I felt like someone would feel after cleaning up a town park that was previously trashed and turned it into some place people would take their kids. Kinda like I did a good deed. Like I deserved a pat on the back. But Violet was happy, I got laid, so I was happy, and as of today, we're just regular friends again.
After Violet left my apartment I was walking (naked) to the bathroom for a post-coitus shower and my mom stopped me and asked me who the girl was. I was about to answer, but from the other side of the hall I heard "Lan's new sympathy shag!" from my sister Arianna from the other bedroom. And as mean as that sounds, its kinda true. But everyone has to give or get a sympathy shag once in a while, right?
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Friday, April 9, 2010
Monday, April 5, 2010
Take my wife, please...
Everyone gets into those late week slumps... especially me... You worked all week, you seem to wake up, get ready, leave, and arrive to work later and later everyday... the worst is Thursdays, it seems like the longest day ever... I didn't expect it to go well, but I did get a proposition I couldn't refuse...
I work in a call routing office with around 100 other people, mostly women... Besides me there are maybe 10 other guys that do the same job I do, 5 of which are gay. I spend most of the day flirting with girls and often having it pay off for me... Well, sometimes paying off for me... I rarely even talk to other guys there unless I need to speak with one of the "big wigs."
On Thursday a guy sat next to me in our 4 seat cubicles. His name is Jacob, he's in his late 30's, early 40's. After lunch he wrote me a note. As soon as he put it in front of me I let out a mental sigh. "Oh, great, I have a gay stalker now." Normally if a gay guy hits on me, which they have in the past, I'm flattered but decline any activities they have in mind. But this was a much older guy, so it was kinda creepy.
I read the note, all it said was "I have a proposition for you." Instead of writing something back I turn to him and tell him "Thanks, but I don't go that way, but there are other guys here that might be interested." He started laughing, telling me that it wasn't meant like that. He writes me another note asking me if I'd sleep with his wife.
Then my mind goes in different directions with several different questions...
A) Is he just a creeper trying to lure me into his basement?
B) If I do sleep with his wife is he gonna kill me and eat me afterward?
C) What's his wife look like if he's trying to get other people to sleep with her?
D) Is he just some kinda swinger?
He writes back, telling me that his wife's biggest fantasy is being gang banged by several young guys. He says that he has plans for the weekend and wants me to be a part of them...
So Saturday comes by and there I and naked with seven other naked guys. It seemed like I was the oldest of the bunch. Most were 18 or 19, and there was only one other guy that seemed like he was of legal drinking age. There was even one guy who was hung more than me, a black dude who had to be about a foot long. For the first time I felt ashamed of my 9 1/2 inches.
Jacob walked in the bedroom and told us what he wanted to happen. He wanted us to go one at a time, bang his wife and come on her face. He said this like it wasn't the first time he set this up for his wife. One of the guys started handing out condoms, magnum condoms for me and Mr. Five Dollar Foot Long. As he was handing them out he said that Jacob's wife is sexy, so apparently this wasn't the first time.
We all lined up in the bedroom as Jacob sat on a chair next to the bed. His wife was pretty good looking, she was 32ish, blonde, slim with nice tits.
I was second to last in the line up, with the black guy standing a foot and a half behind me, thankfully. By the time that it was my turn, Mrs. Jacob (I later found out her name is Patricia) was already covered in splooge. I had my turn, ripped off the condom and came on her face. Both Jacob and Patricia were shocked by how much I came. Jacob saying "Are you cumming on her or pissing on her?"
After Five Dollar Foot Long had his turn, which was all of 7 or 8 minutes (I guess you can't have itg all), Jacob thanked us and told us he'll get in contact with us for next Saturday. Apparently this is something they do all the time. I'm probably gonna decline when/if he calls. It was fun, I've been in gang bangs before, the most being 6 guys in total, but not something I'd do again. I just didn't have any other plans for Saturday.
I work in a call routing office with around 100 other people, mostly women... Besides me there are maybe 10 other guys that do the same job I do, 5 of which are gay. I spend most of the day flirting with girls and often having it pay off for me... Well, sometimes paying off for me... I rarely even talk to other guys there unless I need to speak with one of the "big wigs."
On Thursday a guy sat next to me in our 4 seat cubicles. His name is Jacob, he's in his late 30's, early 40's. After lunch he wrote me a note. As soon as he put it in front of me I let out a mental sigh. "Oh, great, I have a gay stalker now." Normally if a gay guy hits on me, which they have in the past, I'm flattered but decline any activities they have in mind. But this was a much older guy, so it was kinda creepy.
I read the note, all it said was "I have a proposition for you." Instead of writing something back I turn to him and tell him "Thanks, but I don't go that way, but there are other guys here that might be interested." He started laughing, telling me that it wasn't meant like that. He writes me another note asking me if I'd sleep with his wife.
Then my mind goes in different directions with several different questions...
A) Is he just a creeper trying to lure me into his basement?
B) If I do sleep with his wife is he gonna kill me and eat me afterward?
C) What's his wife look like if he's trying to get other people to sleep with her?
D) Is he just some kinda swinger?
He writes back, telling me that his wife's biggest fantasy is being gang banged by several young guys. He says that he has plans for the weekend and wants me to be a part of them...
So Saturday comes by and there I and naked with seven other naked guys. It seemed like I was the oldest of the bunch. Most were 18 or 19, and there was only one other guy that seemed like he was of legal drinking age. There was even one guy who was hung more than me, a black dude who had to be about a foot long. For the first time I felt ashamed of my 9 1/2 inches.
Jacob walked in the bedroom and told us what he wanted to happen. He wanted us to go one at a time, bang his wife and come on her face. He said this like it wasn't the first time he set this up for his wife. One of the guys started handing out condoms, magnum condoms for me and Mr. Five Dollar Foot Long. As he was handing them out he said that Jacob's wife is sexy, so apparently this wasn't the first time.
We all lined up in the bedroom as Jacob sat on a chair next to the bed. His wife was pretty good looking, she was 32ish, blonde, slim with nice tits.
I was second to last in the line up, with the black guy standing a foot and a half behind me, thankfully. By the time that it was my turn, Mrs. Jacob (I later found out her name is Patricia) was already covered in splooge. I had my turn, ripped off the condom and came on her face. Both Jacob and Patricia were shocked by how much I came. Jacob saying "Are you cumming on her or pissing on her?"
After Five Dollar Foot Long had his turn, which was all of 7 or 8 minutes (I guess you can't have itg all), Jacob thanked us and told us he'll get in contact with us for next Saturday. Apparently this is something they do all the time. I'm probably gonna decline when/if he calls. It was fun, I've been in gang bangs before, the most being 6 guys in total, but not something I'd do again. I just didn't have any other plans for Saturday.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
6 Rounds for my Birthday
No... not rounds as in rounds of shots.... My birthday was more tiring, like I went 6 rounds in a boxing match... except I was boxing with my dick and my opponents were 3 girls, not a professional boxer, thankfully.
At the SuperBowl I won a bet (after losing 2 bets, yes, I'm still bitter)... I made a bet with my friends Shawna, Lucia, and Allison that if the Saints won the Superbowl they'd have to give me a birthday to remember... and they definitely did...
It was easy to convince Shawna and Lucia, since I've had sex with them numerous times. Allison was the difficult one to convince. She has a boyfriend, who she is very loyal to, but Shawna and Lucia talked her into it.
So, march 7th came, my 23rd birthday and after a little family lunch Shawna, Lucia, and Allison came over. My mom and a couple sisters were home, they knew what was up, but I didn't care. I was about to have a hell of a birthday party on my bed.
First round - Foursome
As soon as they got in my room Shawna said "Lets get this started!" I always expect Shawna to be into girls just as much as guys, so she was more than eager to get it started, Lucia just loves fucking me, and I think Allison was a little turned on by being bad while her boyfriend was away. So we disrobed, Allison was surprised at my size, and she explained that'll have to take it easy on her since her boyfriend is a little on the small side. So I started with Lucia, while Shawna tried making out with Allison, then to Shawna, then to Allison. Allison felt like a virgin. Apparently her boyfriend really is small. I went back through the line again before cumming on Allison's back. All four of us took a break as our post-orgasmic bliss subsided. Then Shawna said she wanted some more.
Second Round - Shawna
While Allison cleaned up, me and Shawna went at it. She came and after about half an hour so did I. Shawna's always ok with me coming on her face, she knows I love it and lets me do it.
Third Round - Lucia
I still had a hard on and Lucia wanted more too. I only lasted about 15 minutes because I was watching Allison masturbate while watching us. I came inside of Lucia (I hope she's on the pill) and then I basically collapsed.
Fourth Round - Allison
I was exhausted by this time. And figured the girls would leave. Allison got a call from her boyfriend, asking her where she was. She lied and told him that she was at her mom's house, and that she'd be on her way back home soon. I was about to say goodbye until she grabbed my dick and started jerking me off. She said that she already cheated on her boyfriend and figured she'd better have a little more fun before she goes back to him. So once she got me hard she straddled me. We switched positions until I was close to cumming. I pretty much begged to come on her face. She explained that she doesn't even let her boyfriend do that. But after a little convincing from me and the other girls i was straddling her with a knee under each shoulder, my dick pointed at her face cumming like crazy. She cleaned up and left to go back with her boyfriend.
Fifth Round - Shawna, part 2
I was watching Shawna going down on Lucia. I didn't think I could get hard again but I did. I got behind Shawna and went at it with her while Lucia was having her first orgasm given to her by a girl. I'm not sure if that counts as a threesome or not. But after cumming Shawna took a shower.
Sixth Round - Lucia, part 2
While Shawna was in the shower Lucia started playing with my dick. My sister Zoe walked in and let out an annoyed sigh before turning around to leave. After Shawna got out of the shower and left me and Lucia went in to get cleaned up. We ended up hooking up one more time before actually cleaning up.
I think I better take a few days off from any sexual activity since my dick is literally sore. But needless to say, it was a decent birthday.
At the SuperBowl I won a bet (after losing 2 bets, yes, I'm still bitter)... I made a bet with my friends Shawna, Lucia, and Allison that if the Saints won the Superbowl they'd have to give me a birthday to remember... and they definitely did...
It was easy to convince Shawna and Lucia, since I've had sex with them numerous times. Allison was the difficult one to convince. She has a boyfriend, who she is very loyal to, but Shawna and Lucia talked her into it.
So, march 7th came, my 23rd birthday and after a little family lunch Shawna, Lucia, and Allison came over. My mom and a couple sisters were home, they knew what was up, but I didn't care. I was about to have a hell of a birthday party on my bed.
First round - Foursome
As soon as they got in my room Shawna said "Lets get this started!" I always expect Shawna to be into girls just as much as guys, so she was more than eager to get it started, Lucia just loves fucking me, and I think Allison was a little turned on by being bad while her boyfriend was away. So we disrobed, Allison was surprised at my size, and she explained that'll have to take it easy on her since her boyfriend is a little on the small side. So I started with Lucia, while Shawna tried making out with Allison, then to Shawna, then to Allison. Allison felt like a virgin. Apparently her boyfriend really is small. I went back through the line again before cumming on Allison's back. All four of us took a break as our post-orgasmic bliss subsided. Then Shawna said she wanted some more.
Second Round - Shawna
While Allison cleaned up, me and Shawna went at it. She came and after about half an hour so did I. Shawna's always ok with me coming on her face, she knows I love it and lets me do it.
Third Round - Lucia
I still had a hard on and Lucia wanted more too. I only lasted about 15 minutes because I was watching Allison masturbate while watching us. I came inside of Lucia (I hope she's on the pill) and then I basically collapsed.
Fourth Round - Allison
I was exhausted by this time. And figured the girls would leave. Allison got a call from her boyfriend, asking her where she was. She lied and told him that she was at her mom's house, and that she'd be on her way back home soon. I was about to say goodbye until she grabbed my dick and started jerking me off. She said that she already cheated on her boyfriend and figured she'd better have a little more fun before she goes back to him. So once she got me hard she straddled me. We switched positions until I was close to cumming. I pretty much begged to come on her face. She explained that she doesn't even let her boyfriend do that. But after a little convincing from me and the other girls i was straddling her with a knee under each shoulder, my dick pointed at her face cumming like crazy. She cleaned up and left to go back with her boyfriend.
Fifth Round - Shawna, part 2
I was watching Shawna going down on Lucia. I didn't think I could get hard again but I did. I got behind Shawna and went at it with her while Lucia was having her first orgasm given to her by a girl. I'm not sure if that counts as a threesome or not. But after cumming Shawna took a shower.
Sixth Round - Lucia, part 2
While Shawna was in the shower Lucia started playing with my dick. My sister Zoe walked in and let out an annoyed sigh before turning around to leave. After Shawna got out of the shower and left me and Lucia went in to get cleaned up. We ended up hooking up one more time before actually cleaning up.
I think I better take a few days off from any sexual activity since my dick is literally sore. But needless to say, it was a decent birthday.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
A Dehydrating Weekend
I'm a typical guy in most aspects (with a few exceptions) so if an opportunity to get laid presents itself, I don't tend to pass it up. Thats gotten me in trouble more than a few times. Whether it was because I hooked up with a married woman, a mother of a friend of mine, a friend's girlfriend, so on, so forth...
One strange combination that has yet to get me into trouble is the mother-daughter team of Susan and Julia Beardon. Well, granted, about a year ago I got chased out of Susan's house by her husband. But I've been much more discreet since that time with her and her daughter.
I started hooking up with Susan more than a year ago, since I've been coming over her daughter Julia started having a crush on me. A few months after Julia turned 18 me and her started hooking up.
I decided to run the risk of ruining my 2 new friends with benefits a few months ago by letting them know I was fucking both of them, surprisingly, they didn't care. Then I pressed my luck by mentioning a possible threesome, which they quickly turned down. I figured I'd try. And I know, its a risky situation, one that will probably end badly, but if you're thinking of the end you're not enjoying the present.
They are, however, more than happy to share, even letting me go from one to the other in the same day.
That brings me to my long weekend...
Thursday Afternoon
I went out on break at work around one o'clock and checked my cell phone... I got about 6 messages, 1 from my mom, a couple from people I don't know (damn recycled cell phone numbers), and another from my friend Alexia (who I lost a superbowl bet too) saying "its time 2 pay up stud" I sighed and headed to her place, I "paid up" which according to the terms of the bet I lost, meant I had to go down on her. She came and I left and had to get back to work. I was a little (30 minutes) late from break and heard it from my supervisor. I've been chewed out before (Inglourious Basterds reference, 10 points) but since I was trying to hide a hard-on the entire time it was rather awkward. Needless to say I was sitting at my desk the rest of the shift. The girl next to me noticed, at least I figure, her face was red and she was giggling the rest of the shift but was too shy to say anything.
Thursday Evening
It was about 9 or 10 PM when I got a text from Susan and she said she needed to see me. It took me all of about 4 seconds for me to get ready to head over to her house. Since my car is not in working condition right now, it was a terrible walk over there. First it was cold, secondly my dick knew it was getting laid so it pointed me right to Sue's house. When I got there Sue lead me right to her room. We fucked until like 2 in the morning. From the built up sexual frustration from going down on a girl and not getting anything in return I came like a volcano, and just about passed out immediately after.
Friday Morning
I woke up groggy watching Susan getting ready for work. It was about 8 am. I laid in Sue's bed watching her get changed. She told me I better get up and going since I had to be at work at 10 AM. I grabbed my phone and called in sick, I didn't feel like working that day. Sue told me I can stay here for a while since her husband was away for most of the weekend. He was pulling a long shift out of town and would only be home for a little while Friday night. She left, and I enjoyed the comfort of her king sized bed. Then Julia walked in. She jumped in bed with me and said she wasn't going to school since me and her mom kept her awake most of the night. We cuddled (me naked, her in pajamas) and as they say, spooning leads to forking. Me and her went at it for a few hours and I collapsed again.
Friday Afternoon
I got semi-awoken by a text from Susan, it read "How about a quickie? Im going on break." I didn't deny her and she was over about 10 minutes later. Julia got up and took a shower as me and her mom went at it for about 30 minutes. Before she left, she told me to be out of the house by 7pm since her husband would be home for the night. And the last time He saw me in his house I had my dick in my hand cumming all over his wife's face, so needless to say, he wouldn't be happy seeing me here. But before I got ready, I decided I needed a nap. Well... I feel asleep, wasn't much deciding that happened.
Friday Evening
I woke up with Susan shaking me and yelling at me in a whisper. When you're instantly woken up from a nice slumber your brain only catches a few things. All I heard from Susan was "Husband, home, kill us." I'm guessing what was said was "My husband's home, if he catches you here he'll kill us." I looked at the clock and it was 7:32. Susan got me up and tried hiding me, we went out into the hall way and she told me to hide in Julia's bedroom until her husband goes to bed. Now, I'm still naked at this point. I get pushed into Julia's room and she's on her computer webcamming with someone. Not sure who she was webcamming with but he or she got an eyeful. She closed her laptop and I tried explaining the situation. She let mey stay in there for a while. It was 9 pm or so and after Julia came back in her room after dinner and her dad went to bed with her mom we laid together on her bed. I explained that I didn't have any clothes to wear home since they were still in Susan's room, so I stayed with her all night. While we were laying there we heard her mom and dad start to go at it. Hearing that got me turned on. I'm not sure if it was them screwing, or knowing that I was with his wife not that long ago that turned me on. Julia got on top of me, straddling me like a cow girl and we went at it like that, trying to be as quiet as possible before I pulled out, got up and came on her face. While she was cleaning up I felt dehydrated. Something you know about when your a guy and you came too many times in a short time period. I passed out again.
Saturday Morning
I woke up around 8 or 9 AM again, this time in Julia's bed with her stroking my morning wood. She was like "It's about time you woke up, my arm was getting tired." So decided to take the burden off her and jerked off while she watched. It seemed to take forever until we started french kissing. It didn't take long to get me off after that.
Saturday Afternoon
I stayed in Julia's room, making out with her for a few hours until we couldn't take it and both needed to get off again. I fucked her doggystyle to 3 or 4 orgasms. During one of her orgasms her mom walked in. She started to say "Hey, Julia, your dad is leaving." Julia moaned out that she'll "be down in a minute." I tried to hurry up and came all over her back. She tried to get cleaned up, put some clothes on and ran down to say goodbye to her dad with that euphoric look on her face that can only come from several orgasms.
More Saturday Afternoon
Not 30 minutes after sexing up Julia for the 3rd time in 2 days, I watched Mr Beardon leave to go back to work. I stumbled to Susan's bedroom to get my clothes, which were hidden under the bed. I just zipped up my jeans when Susan walked in and said "Oh, there you are. Not leaving already are ya?" I tried to explain that I was kinda tired and if I come one more time its just gonna be white dust coming out. But before I knew it she was on her knees with my dick in her mouth. I tried to put it back in my pants but I just didn't have the energy at the time. I, somehow, got hard again and started going at it with Susan. About an hour and a half into our fun I started to go soft. For about a half hour it was like shoving cooked spaghetti into a straw. But I got hard again and shortly after getting her off for the 4th time I came on her face. It wasn't powder, but definitely not as much as typically comes out. But still, there's something hot about cum all over a 42 year old woman's face. She let me leave after that. Finally.
Late Saturday Afternoon/Early Saturday Evening
I have no clue what time I actually got home. All I know is that my mom asked me where I was all weekend and I mumbled something to her, not sure if it was actual words or not. I drank about a gallon of gatorade and slept the rest of Saturday.
One strange combination that has yet to get me into trouble is the mother-daughter team of Susan and Julia Beardon. Well, granted, about a year ago I got chased out of Susan's house by her husband. But I've been much more discreet since that time with her and her daughter.
I started hooking up with Susan more than a year ago, since I've been coming over her daughter Julia started having a crush on me. A few months after Julia turned 18 me and her started hooking up.
I decided to run the risk of ruining my 2 new friends with benefits a few months ago by letting them know I was fucking both of them, surprisingly, they didn't care. Then I pressed my luck by mentioning a possible threesome, which they quickly turned down. I figured I'd try. And I know, its a risky situation, one that will probably end badly, but if you're thinking of the end you're not enjoying the present.
They are, however, more than happy to share, even letting me go from one to the other in the same day.
That brings me to my long weekend...
Thursday Afternoon
I went out on break at work around one o'clock and checked my cell phone... I got about 6 messages, 1 from my mom, a couple from people I don't know (damn recycled cell phone numbers), and another from my friend Alexia (who I lost a superbowl bet too) saying "its time 2 pay up stud" I sighed and headed to her place, I "paid up" which according to the terms of the bet I lost, meant I had to go down on her. She came and I left and had to get back to work. I was a little (30 minutes) late from break and heard it from my supervisor. I've been chewed out before (Inglourious Basterds reference, 10 points) but since I was trying to hide a hard-on the entire time it was rather awkward. Needless to say I was sitting at my desk the rest of the shift. The girl next to me noticed, at least I figure, her face was red and she was giggling the rest of the shift but was too shy to say anything.
Thursday Evening
It was about 9 or 10 PM when I got a text from Susan and she said she needed to see me. It took me all of about 4 seconds for me to get ready to head over to her house. Since my car is not in working condition right now, it was a terrible walk over there. First it was cold, secondly my dick knew it was getting laid so it pointed me right to Sue's house. When I got there Sue lead me right to her room. We fucked until like 2 in the morning. From the built up sexual frustration from going down on a girl and not getting anything in return I came like a volcano, and just about passed out immediately after.
Friday Morning
I woke up groggy watching Susan getting ready for work. It was about 8 am. I laid in Sue's bed watching her get changed. She told me I better get up and going since I had to be at work at 10 AM. I grabbed my phone and called in sick, I didn't feel like working that day. Sue told me I can stay here for a while since her husband was away for most of the weekend. He was pulling a long shift out of town and would only be home for a little while Friday night. She left, and I enjoyed the comfort of her king sized bed. Then Julia walked in. She jumped in bed with me and said she wasn't going to school since me and her mom kept her awake most of the night. We cuddled (me naked, her in pajamas) and as they say, spooning leads to forking. Me and her went at it for a few hours and I collapsed again.
Friday Afternoon
I got semi-awoken by a text from Susan, it read "How about a quickie? Im going on break." I didn't deny her and she was over about 10 minutes later. Julia got up and took a shower as me and her mom went at it for about 30 minutes. Before she left, she told me to be out of the house by 7pm since her husband would be home for the night. And the last time He saw me in his house I had my dick in my hand cumming all over his wife's face, so needless to say, he wouldn't be happy seeing me here. But before I got ready, I decided I needed a nap. Well... I feel asleep, wasn't much deciding that happened.
Friday Evening
I woke up with Susan shaking me and yelling at me in a whisper. When you're instantly woken up from a nice slumber your brain only catches a few things. All I heard from Susan was "Husband, home, kill us." I'm guessing what was said was "My husband's home, if he catches you here he'll kill us." I looked at the clock and it was 7:32. Susan got me up and tried hiding me, we went out into the hall way and she told me to hide in Julia's bedroom until her husband goes to bed. Now, I'm still naked at this point. I get pushed into Julia's room and she's on her computer webcamming with someone. Not sure who she was webcamming with but he or she got an eyeful. She closed her laptop and I tried explaining the situation. She let mey stay in there for a while. It was 9 pm or so and after Julia came back in her room after dinner and her dad went to bed with her mom we laid together on her bed. I explained that I didn't have any clothes to wear home since they were still in Susan's room, so I stayed with her all night. While we were laying there we heard her mom and dad start to go at it. Hearing that got me turned on. I'm not sure if it was them screwing, or knowing that I was with his wife not that long ago that turned me on. Julia got on top of me, straddling me like a cow girl and we went at it like that, trying to be as quiet as possible before I pulled out, got up and came on her face. While she was cleaning up I felt dehydrated. Something you know about when your a guy and you came too many times in a short time period. I passed out again.
Saturday Morning
I woke up around 8 or 9 AM again, this time in Julia's bed with her stroking my morning wood. She was like "It's about time you woke up, my arm was getting tired." So decided to take the burden off her and jerked off while she watched. It seemed to take forever until we started french kissing. It didn't take long to get me off after that.
Saturday Afternoon
I stayed in Julia's room, making out with her for a few hours until we couldn't take it and both needed to get off again. I fucked her doggystyle to 3 or 4 orgasms. During one of her orgasms her mom walked in. She started to say "Hey, Julia, your dad is leaving." Julia moaned out that she'll "be down in a minute." I tried to hurry up and came all over her back. She tried to get cleaned up, put some clothes on and ran down to say goodbye to her dad with that euphoric look on her face that can only come from several orgasms.
More Saturday Afternoon
Not 30 minutes after sexing up Julia for the 3rd time in 2 days, I watched Mr Beardon leave to go back to work. I stumbled to Susan's bedroom to get my clothes, which were hidden under the bed. I just zipped up my jeans when Susan walked in and said "Oh, there you are. Not leaving already are ya?" I tried to explain that I was kinda tired and if I come one more time its just gonna be white dust coming out. But before I knew it she was on her knees with my dick in her mouth. I tried to put it back in my pants but I just didn't have the energy at the time. I, somehow, got hard again and started going at it with Susan. About an hour and a half into our fun I started to go soft. For about a half hour it was like shoving cooked spaghetti into a straw. But I got hard again and shortly after getting her off for the 4th time I came on her face. It wasn't powder, but definitely not as much as typically comes out. But still, there's something hot about cum all over a 42 year old woman's face. She let me leave after that. Finally.
Late Saturday Afternoon/Early Saturday Evening
I have no clue what time I actually got home. All I know is that my mom asked me where I was all weekend and I mumbled something to her, not sure if it was actual words or not. I drank about a gallon of gatorade and slept the rest of Saturday.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Her birthday, but I got the present
Last Monday I went to my friend, Alexia's birthday party... The same Alexia that won a football bet from me and now has the power to call me anytime (sorry, some Blondie slipped out) and have me come over and go down on her without complaints or any expectations of her returning the favor...
As one would expect I leave her apartment rather horny/sexually frustrated at times, but considering how much I enjoy going down on women, it was probably the best bet I ever lost...
At her party she had only about 10 friends over since her apartment is actually smaller than the sardine can I'm packed into with my family. But it was a nice little get together, there were more girls than guys which is always a plus, in fact the only other guys there were he brother and some gay guy...
So we had some drinks, watched the birthday girl open her presents. I got her a $200 visa gift card and...
Did you just scoff at my present?
You did, didn't you? I know its not the most personalized present... But I have a hard time buying people presents, a guy thing I guess... But she was happy with it...
So, after the presents there was drinking and dancing and more drinking, and phone calls from other apartment patrons about the noise... But we were still having fun... I got to dance with the birthday girl who was rather sloshed at the time... She whispered in my ear that she was horny so I figured this is where she cashed in the football bet... I got my tongue limbered up... But instead she started to undo my jeans
We were both pretty wasted by this time and having sex in the middle of the party seemed like a pretty good idea...
So, in whatever time it takes the booze to let me realize I'm naked in a room full of others I realize I'm having sex in a room full of other people.. There's something about having the room spin, hearing a girl have her third orgasm, and watching other peoples reactions that turns me on... The other girls were watching me, gay friend was checking me out, and Alexia's brother was the only one not having a good time, he was stuck there with no ride home so he had to watch the show with the rest...
Before I knew it Alexia was having her fourth orgasm and I was pulling out, ripping the condom off and having an orgasm too... And judging by the stains I left on her couch, clothes, carpet, and her friend Samantha's shoes, its really hard to aim a porn quality money shot when you're drunk...
It definitely beat leaving a party with just a belly full of Ice cream and cake...
As one would expect I leave her apartment rather horny/sexually frustrated at times, but considering how much I enjoy going down on women, it was probably the best bet I ever lost...
At her party she had only about 10 friends over since her apartment is actually smaller than the sardine can I'm packed into with my family. But it was a nice little get together, there were more girls than guys which is always a plus, in fact the only other guys there were he brother and some gay guy...
So we had some drinks, watched the birthday girl open her presents. I got her a $200 visa gift card and...
Did you just scoff at my present?
You did, didn't you? I know its not the most personalized present... But I have a hard time buying people presents, a guy thing I guess... But she was happy with it...
So, after the presents there was drinking and dancing and more drinking, and phone calls from other apartment patrons about the noise... But we were still having fun... I got to dance with the birthday girl who was rather sloshed at the time... She whispered in my ear that she was horny so I figured this is where she cashed in the football bet... I got my tongue limbered up... But instead she started to undo my jeans
We were both pretty wasted by this time and having sex in the middle of the party seemed like a pretty good idea...
So, in whatever time it takes the booze to let me realize I'm naked in a room full of others I realize I'm having sex in a room full of other people.. There's something about having the room spin, hearing a girl have her third orgasm, and watching other peoples reactions that turns me on... The other girls were watching me, gay friend was checking me out, and Alexia's brother was the only one not having a good time, he was stuck there with no ride home so he had to watch the show with the rest...
Before I knew it Alexia was having her fourth orgasm and I was pulling out, ripping the condom off and having an orgasm too... And judging by the stains I left on her couch, clothes, carpet, and her friend Samantha's shoes, its really hard to aim a porn quality money shot when you're drunk...
It definitely beat leaving a party with just a belly full of Ice cream and cake...
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Paramour: Julia Beardon
Oh man... heaven is gonna hold this against me...
I've always figured I'd be going to hell when I die... I'm not a terrible person, the only 2 sins I'm guilty of is Lust and Pride... but the instances of the lust one is a list a mile long... but I have a feeling that when Saint Peter (or whoever's job it is) looks through my "book of life" and sees this little tidbit. My chances are slim to none on getting in... Its not like I did anything illegal though... but Jesus wouldn't approve...
Here's the story... me and a friend of mine, Susan, have been having sex for the better part of the year (not non-stop, once every month or so, sometimes more)... She's older (42), know what she's doing, and can go for hours if need be... so she keeps me happy... she knows that I'm with a lotta girls, she doesn't care, as long as I don't catch herpes or something... but there is one girl that she might not be too happy about me sleeping with, her 18 year old daughter, Julia...
When me and Susan first got together and I'd be over at her house, Julia always seemed to have a bit of a crush on me, granted she was too young at the time... she had her 18th birthday a couple months ago.... Me and Susan had to sneak around behind Julia's back because she knew her daughter had a crush on me... so we did, and it was a lot of fun sneaking too...
Then came saturday....
Me and Susan made plans like a week before to meet at her house and spend most of saturday night, and some of sunday morning in bed... but when I got to her house on saturday, she wasn't there... Julia was.... She told me her mom is visiting a relative in the hospital a few towns away... That put a damper on my plans... so I thought...
I was about to turn and leave when Julia made me wait, we talked/flirted for a while, she admitted she thought I was hot, and that she had a crush on me for the past year... I let her know that I wasn't looking for a girlfriend... and then, as if the only brain that I had was in my now hard penis I said "But there's other things we can do..." I knew it was gonna get me in trouble as soon as I said it...
We started making out, and her tight little body had me hornier than hell... and as I found out later, she was a virgin at the time... after a night of amazing sex, i was left happy that Susan had to cancel at the last moment.
Now... here's a problem... Do I let Susan know about me and Julia or not?
Either way... I'm sure God shaking his head at me right now...
I've always figured I'd be going to hell when I die... I'm not a terrible person, the only 2 sins I'm guilty of is Lust and Pride... but the instances of the lust one is a list a mile long... but I have a feeling that when Saint Peter (or whoever's job it is) looks through my "book of life" and sees this little tidbit. My chances are slim to none on getting in... Its not like I did anything illegal though... but Jesus wouldn't approve...
Here's the story... me and a friend of mine, Susan, have been having sex for the better part of the year (not non-stop, once every month or so, sometimes more)... She's older (42), know what she's doing, and can go for hours if need be... so she keeps me happy... she knows that I'm with a lotta girls, she doesn't care, as long as I don't catch herpes or something... but there is one girl that she might not be too happy about me sleeping with, her 18 year old daughter, Julia...
When me and Susan first got together and I'd be over at her house, Julia always seemed to have a bit of a crush on me, granted she was too young at the time... she had her 18th birthday a couple months ago.... Me and Susan had to sneak around behind Julia's back because she knew her daughter had a crush on me... so we did, and it was a lot of fun sneaking too...
Then came saturday....
Me and Susan made plans like a week before to meet at her house and spend most of saturday night, and some of sunday morning in bed... but when I got to her house on saturday, she wasn't there... Julia was.... She told me her mom is visiting a relative in the hospital a few towns away... That put a damper on my plans... so I thought...
I was about to turn and leave when Julia made me wait, we talked/flirted for a while, she admitted she thought I was hot, and that she had a crush on me for the past year... I let her know that I wasn't looking for a girlfriend... and then, as if the only brain that I had was in my now hard penis I said "But there's other things we can do..." I knew it was gonna get me in trouble as soon as I said it...
We started making out, and her tight little body had me hornier than hell... and as I found out later, she was a virgin at the time... after a night of amazing sex, i was left happy that Susan had to cancel at the last moment.
Now... here's a problem... Do I let Susan know about me and Julia or not?
Either way... I'm sure God shaking his head at me right now...
Monday, September 14, 2009
TMI Tuesday #204
1. Have you ever shared sleeping accommodations with someone of the without anything steamy happening? (Opposite sex for breeders, same sex for homosexuals). Yeah... but I try not to make a habit out of it... wheres the fun in that?
2. Have you eve streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people? Many times... after high school graduation, after prom, a few times in college... Whenever I drink I'm very easy to convince that I need to be naked at a party... And it doesn't take much convincing when I'm sober for that matter... I also had to walk like three miles home completely naked after a group of girls stole my clothes...
3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions? Yeah... I've had sex with 4 different girls in the same night (4th of July)... Good times...
4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater? I've gotten head and a couple HJs before... despite it being dark, theres still just so much you can get away with...
5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching? Yeah... had a threesome with 2 girls at a party on July 4th with plenty of people watching us... we were in a bedroom, but other people kept coming in and eventually decided closing the door would be pointless, so me and 2 sexy chicks gave some party goers a show... they started telling other people about the goings on and eventually we had an audience of 15-20 people...
2. Have you eve streaked, flashed, or otherwise partially or totally exposed yourself in public before (or after) an informal, unofficial gathering of people? Many times... after high school graduation, after prom, a few times in college... Whenever I drink I'm very easy to convince that I need to be naked at a party... And it doesn't take much convincing when I'm sober for that matter... I also had to walk like three miles home completely naked after a group of girls stole my clothes...
3. Have you had dates with multiple people in the same weekend (or consecutive nights or the same night) while not all of your dates were aware of your actions? Yeah... I've had sex with 4 different girls in the same night (4th of July)... Good times...
4. What is the most "romantic" you have ever gotten in a movie theater? I've gotten head and a couple HJs before... despite it being dark, theres still just so much you can get away with...
5. Have you ever had sex when you knew a non-participating adult was watching? Yeah... had a threesome with 2 girls at a party on July 4th with plenty of people watching us... we were in a bedroom, but other people kept coming in and eventually decided closing the door would be pointless, so me and 2 sexy chicks gave some party goers a show... they started telling other people about the goings on and eventually we had an audience of 15-20 people...
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Shana to the Rescue
Shana Richards is my sexual rescue ranger... I really should stop comparing sex to a group of chipmunks... its on my to-do list.... but me and Shana have known each other for a long, long time... I know I can always depend on her, whether it comes to sex or for other things that don't include my penis in or on her in anyway....
But this is more about the sex...
Shana lives about 20 minutes from me... yesterday morning I woke up pitching a 9.5" tent with my bed sheets (Big enough for a chipmunk perhaps... shit, there I go again.)... so I gave her a call and see if she wanted to come over and help out... She was busy and had a date later that night.... I was bummed out but figured she couldn't be there every time I had a hard-on... She'd have no life if that were the case...
So I moved on to other possibilities. There was Trudi, but she was working over time. I then sexted (text message booty call) an older lady friend of mine Coretta, but she was busy with her husband and family. I ended up jerking off after my failed attempts.
Later that day my mom's friend Marcy came over. Picture Farrah Fawcett (alive) with huge tits, Angelina Jolie's lips, and a beautiful ass. I've tried hooking up with Marcy a hundred times, and failed a hundred and one times. But its hard (literally) to be around her and not get turned on.
After she left, and after my 102nd failed attempt, I ran to my cell phone to call Shana, to see if she had an hour to spare. No such luck. I texted another friend, Michelle, she too was busy. So I took care of it myself. Again.
Then around 8 pm last night I got a text from Shana telling me to meet her at her apartment. I did so, she told me her date got sick from some sushi and ended the date early. Shana apparently planned for something else to fill up her evening. And I had no problem filling her time. Which was a 20 minute drive and a 2 hour session in bed.
Turns out Shana is getting really involved with this dude she's dating. So this might be the last time we get to hook up if they start getting serious. So I may be out of a fuck buddy that I've had for the past 3 or 4 years.
Maybe I should find a chipmunk.
But this is more about the sex...
Shana lives about 20 minutes from me... yesterday morning I woke up pitching a 9.5" tent with my bed sheets (Big enough for a chipmunk perhaps... shit, there I go again.)... so I gave her a call and see if she wanted to come over and help out... She was busy and had a date later that night.... I was bummed out but figured she couldn't be there every time I had a hard-on... She'd have no life if that were the case...
So I moved on to other possibilities. There was Trudi, but she was working over time. I then sexted (text message booty call) an older lady friend of mine Coretta, but she was busy with her husband and family. I ended up jerking off after my failed attempts.
Later that day my mom's friend Marcy came over. Picture Farrah Fawcett (alive) with huge tits, Angelina Jolie's lips, and a beautiful ass. I've tried hooking up with Marcy a hundred times, and failed a hundred and one times. But its hard (literally) to be around her and not get turned on.
After she left, and after my 102nd failed attempt, I ran to my cell phone to call Shana, to see if she had an hour to spare. No such luck. I texted another friend, Michelle, she too was busy. So I took care of it myself. Again.
Then around 8 pm last night I got a text from Shana telling me to meet her at her apartment. I did so, she told me her date got sick from some sushi and ended the date early. Shana apparently planned for something else to fill up her evening. And I had no problem filling her time. Which was a 20 minute drive and a 2 hour session in bed.
Turns out Shana is getting really involved with this dude she's dating. So this might be the last time we get to hook up if they start getting serious. So I may be out of a fuck buddy that I've had for the past 3 or 4 years.
Maybe I should find a chipmunk.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
TMI Tuesday #202 (Location, Location, Location)
1. If you could have monumental sex where would it be (i.e. on Lincoln's lap, the stairwell of the Statute of Liberty)? The Eiffel Tower, Leaning tower of piza, or someother really phallic monument. In high school I had sex with a girl in the front court of the school at night in front of a statue of the guy the school was named after. The girl (while on top of me) used his statuey arm as support, so it kinda counts as a threesome... right?
2. Have you ever "played" with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny's, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)? Had sex in the bathroom of a fast food restaurant. And a hand job in the break room of a restaurant I worked at (for like all of 2 weeks, the job, not the hand job) as a teen.
3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)? I had sex and oral while driving, went down on a girl while she was driving (more difficult than you think), and had sex in the back seat of a car while someone else was driving. Still not a member of the mile high club, although its on the to do list.
4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss's office)? Churches no... Work, lots of times...
5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman's Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)? Yeah, had sex in public at night many times... Even had sex in the middle of a yard in broad day light... not so many stars out that day though...
Bonus: What's your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)? I like public places in general... not too many women (that I know at least) that are up for it though... or having sex while losts of people are watching... had sex in the middle of a party once with plenty of people watching... the exhibitionist in me I suppose
2. Have you ever "played" with your food (i.e. a blowjob under booth #9 at Denny's, finger banging by candlelight at Spago)? Had sex in the bathroom of a fast food restaurant. And a hand job in the break room of a restaurant I worked at (for like all of 2 weeks, the job, not the hand job) as a teen.
3. Have you ever had sex in motion (i.e. the lavatory on Virgin Air, the back seat of your Chevy Suburban)? I had sex and oral while driving, went down on a girl while she was driving (more difficult than you think), and had sex in the back seat of a car while someone else was driving. Still not a member of the mile high club, although its on the to do list.
4. Have you ever had sex worthy of a confessional (i.e. a stall in the church bathroom, on the desk in your boss's office)? Churches no... Work, lots of times...
5. Have you ever had sex under the stars (i.e. in the alley behind Scores Gentleman's Club, the roof of your South Beach condo)? Yeah, had sex in public at night many times... Even had sex in the middle of a yard in broad day light... not so many stars out that day though...
Bonus: What's your favorite place (of all places) to have sex (i.e. The Bunny Ranch, Las Vegas)? I like public places in general... not too many women (that I know at least) that are up for it though... or having sex while losts of people are watching... had sex in the middle of a party once with plenty of people watching... the exhibitionist in me I suppose
Monday, August 24, 2009
Paramour: Margie Ruffin
I used to live in a suburban area of Southern Pennsylvania (SoPenn as the hip kids probably called it) when me and the fam moved to New York my sister Zoe took it the hardest at first. She was probably the most popular girl in her grade, tons of friends and all.
Zoe was always socially mature, allbeit not so mature in other areas, but she often hung out with kids a few years older than her.
When we moved we all eventually got in our typical social groups. I hung out with the jocks, partiers, and skaters. My oldest brother with the businessy entrepreneurs, Arianna with the cheerleaders, but not Zoe. for the first year or so she didn't get along with much of anyone.
That's when she met Margie Ruffin. She was held back in school a couple of years thanks to a sickness she had in her childhood. Smart girl, conservative, not into mainstream pop culture, and three years older than my sister.
They became friends. I, being the eternally-horny guy that I am (and more so considering I was battling with teenage hormones at the time) I tried to hook-up with her several times, and failed several times.
Margie came off way too much as a conservative person, so it took me about a month to figure out that I wasn't gonna get anywhere with her (plus at this time she was over 18, and I was under 18). So, to me, she became my sister's friend, off limits and worthless to my penis. She ended up being like a occasionally-present sister. My attraction to her died off (not that she's ugly).
As it turns out she was one of the few female friends of my sisters that haven't seen my penis in one way or another. Until we fast forward a few years.
Last month I was in our apartment, seemingly alone and started masturbating.
As I've mentioned before, my family is pretty open with each other, 7 people in a 3 bedroom apartment, the only door is the one on the bathroom, our rooms that me and my brothers & sisters share have no doors thanks to our land lady. So privacy while you're having sex or masturbating is non-existent. We've grown to seeing one of us in action when we walk into our rooms or down the hallway rather normal. As normal as possible anyway.
And our apartment is rather quiet. Considering how much it costs us in rent, you'd think there would be a lotta creaky floor boards, but they are rather silent, as is the door to the apartment apparently.
So I'm there, naked (that's how I sleep), masturbating. I'm watching a porn DVD on mute. Sometimes the retardedly over-the-top constant orgasms that porn women have from the moment a penis gets jabbed in them to the money shot are rather unsettling to the ear (I'm talking to you Jessica Drake).
I'm getting rather into the visuals as I'm oblivious to the set of feet walking across the thick carpet to my room. Or I'm just so used to being walked in on that I don't care. One or the other.
In walks my sister Zoe with a "Hey Lan!" while some lucky guy on the TV finishes off on Jessica Drake's face. To which my sister replies "Mrrmmm" with a disapproving shiver to the pop shot.
I'm about to ask her what she's doing here. Not as in "what are you doing home" more like "Can you leave so I can finish jerking off." But before I could get that part of my brain off stroking my penis so I can form words she interrupts me with "I'm in my room, Marge."
At this point I'm trying to figure out who she's talking on her cell phone.
"Lan! Put your dick away until we're gone," she says grabbing the remote and turning the TV off.
I'm confused because I didn't notice anyone else in the room. But then, knowing Zoe, she may have developed a second personality. Then I look up at her and see that she's not on her cell, she doesn't even have it out.
Before the blood had enough time to leave my dick and go back to my brain so I could think clearly, in walks Margie.
I turn my head and look at her in all her deer-in-headlights glory and think, oh, she wasn't talking on her phone, she was talking to Margie who just happens to also be in the room with us. I get it.
Then I realize I'm naked, on top of my sheets, with my hand around the base of my dick, holding it straight up like a 9.5" flesh sword.
Surprisingly, my first thought isn't "cover up" or "Hey Margie, wanna help out with this" but its "How many times has Margie seen my dick?" If she's seen it a lot, then its no big deal. But that's not the case.
"Christ, Landon, cover up," Zoe tells me. I figure that its not a bad idea. I cover up with a sheet and mutter "Sorry," to Margie.
Margie immediately turns beet red, and turns her head and doesn't make eye contact for the few minutes (which seem like a lot more) that they're still in the room.
They leave and on the way out of the apartment I hear one of them, probably Marge, say "Oh my god, I can't believe it" It trails off as I turn back on the TV and use Margie's expression more than the porn as fuel to get off.
A couple days later, 4th of July, I step out of the shower, out of the bathroom and to my room, naked, drying my hair off with a towel. I remove the towel from my head and there's my sister Zoe with Margie on Zoe's bed. I wrap the towel around my waist while Margie looks away from my crotch. Zoe says "About damn time" referring to how long I was in the bathroom. She stops painting her toe nails and heel-walks to the bathroom. Me and Margie alone in the room.
"You've been seeing an awful lot of me lately, haven't you?" I ask. She goes red but lets out a nervous laugh and says "Yeah, I guess so."
Awkward silence.
I opened my mouth to speak but she beats me to it. "Sorry about the other day, I didn't know you were... you know... doing that. If I did I would've waited in the living room."
"It's cool," I say. "Its not the first time I was walked in on. It didn't embarrass me or anything."
She, apparently without thinking, immediately replies "Well you definitely don't have anything to feel ashamed or embarrassed about."
I smile at the compliment. Looking out of the corner of my eye I see her cringe like she wished she wouldn't have said that.
Awkward silence again.
I change the topic. "So what are you plans for the Fourth of July?" It was something to that extent, I was too much enthralled by the penis compliment she gave me.
She mentioned that she and Zoe were hanging out. I told her about the wild party I was going to later that night while I was grabbing clothes to change into. I start to unwrap the towel off of my waist to get dressed.
"If you don't wanna see me naked again you can leave or turn around while I get dressed." I tell her.
"No, it's OK," She says, her voice gently trembling. "Its not like I haven't seen it twice already."
"You sure? Don't want to make ya feel weird."
She just nods as I drop the towel. I see her staring at my dick.
She asks me how big I was out of nowhere.
I give her my normal response to that question "9.5 inches when hard, 9 3/4 inches on a good day, 6 and a half or so when flaccid. But when its cold out, I'm hung like a hamster."
She laughs as I think I've finally broken the naked ice.
"Sorry," she says "I've just never seen one that big."
Ah, my male ego's favorite phrase. And apparently my penis' as I can feel it throbbing and hardening. I quickly put some underwear on to try to hide it. But its too late, I'm at full mast in a matter of seconds as Margie easily notices and laughs.
"Don't put it away," she says as she bites her bottom lip. "I wanna see it!"
I pull my underwear down and turn around, pointing an accusing penis at her.
She reaches out and grabs it, saying something about its size, or hardness, or something. My brain shut off a minute ago, she could be saying something about how the color matches the curtains in her house for all I know.
Wasn't long until Zoe walks in.
She let out a sigh, as she reminds Margie that she came over to hang out with her not my penis.
Margie apologizes but doesn't take her hand of my dick which she is starting to jerk off.
Zoe's arms are crossed as she sighs again and tells us she has to go to the store and she'll be back in about an hour. She also tells us that we can do whatever we want, but they are leaving once she gets back.
That's apparently all the motivation that Margie needed as she takes the head of my dick in her mouth.
She's having trouble giving me a blow job but she's giving it her best shot. She turns to sucking my balls and stroking my dick.
It didn't take long until she got up, took her shirt, jeans and panties off. She keeps her bra on for some reason. Not like I'm gonna ruin the moment for an explanation as to why.
She lays down on Zoe's bed and tells me she always thought I was sexy, just too young to fool around with in high school.
I don't need much more motivation at this point as I kneel in between her legs, I grab a condom and slide it on right before entering her.
She was tight, I was thinking she was a virgin but remembered her and my sister talking about her boyfriend. I wonder if they're still together?
She shivers and moans from her orgasm after about 10 minutes, then again after about 25 minutes, and again during what must've been the 45 or 50 minute mark. One of the things you get to notice after watching a lot of porn, how many minutes in that a girl comes.
I'm about to get off when Zoe walks back in the room.
"Not on my bed assholes!" She screams.
Margie wraps her arms around my neck and I carry her over 6 or 7 feet to my bed.
Zoe stomps out of the room, yelling something about me hurrying up cuz they gotta go.
Even Margie starts rushing me. Telling me she doesn't wanna leave without getting me off, but they need to get going.
So I "hurry" as fast as I can and come as Zoe yells at us from the kitchen.
My head's still spinning as Margie grabs her clothes and gives me a kiss on the lips.
She dresses, smiles and waves good bye as I'm sitting there sweating, and hating the fact that I gotta take another shower soon.
A week later me and Margie get together at her apartment. This time without a time limit or nagging sisters.
I found out after our second get together that she does have a boyfriend. Or at least that's what the pictures on the nightstand next to her bed would lead me to believe.
Zoe was always socially mature, allbeit not so mature in other areas, but she often hung out with kids a few years older than her.
When we moved we all eventually got in our typical social groups. I hung out with the jocks, partiers, and skaters. My oldest brother with the businessy entrepreneurs, Arianna with the cheerleaders, but not Zoe. for the first year or so she didn't get along with much of anyone.
That's when she met Margie Ruffin. She was held back in school a couple of years thanks to a sickness she had in her childhood. Smart girl, conservative, not into mainstream pop culture, and three years older than my sister.
They became friends. I, being the eternally-horny guy that I am (and more so considering I was battling with teenage hormones at the time) I tried to hook-up with her several times, and failed several times.
Margie came off way too much as a conservative person, so it took me about a month to figure out that I wasn't gonna get anywhere with her (plus at this time she was over 18, and I was under 18). So, to me, she became my sister's friend, off limits and worthless to my penis. She ended up being like a occasionally-present sister. My attraction to her died off (not that she's ugly).
As it turns out she was one of the few female friends of my sisters that haven't seen my penis in one way or another. Until we fast forward a few years.
Last month I was in our apartment, seemingly alone and started masturbating.
As I've mentioned before, my family is pretty open with each other, 7 people in a 3 bedroom apartment, the only door is the one on the bathroom, our rooms that me and my brothers & sisters share have no doors thanks to our land lady. So privacy while you're having sex or masturbating is non-existent. We've grown to seeing one of us in action when we walk into our rooms or down the hallway rather normal. As normal as possible anyway.
And our apartment is rather quiet. Considering how much it costs us in rent, you'd think there would be a lotta creaky floor boards, but they are rather silent, as is the door to the apartment apparently.
So I'm there, naked (that's how I sleep), masturbating. I'm watching a porn DVD on mute. Sometimes the retardedly over-the-top constant orgasms that porn women have from the moment a penis gets jabbed in them to the money shot are rather unsettling to the ear (I'm talking to you Jessica Drake).
I'm getting rather into the visuals as I'm oblivious to the set of feet walking across the thick carpet to my room. Or I'm just so used to being walked in on that I don't care. One or the other.
In walks my sister Zoe with a "Hey Lan!" while some lucky guy on the TV finishes off on Jessica Drake's face. To which my sister replies "Mrrmmm" with a disapproving shiver to the pop shot.
I'm about to ask her what she's doing here. Not as in "what are you doing home" more like "Can you leave so I can finish jerking off." But before I could get that part of my brain off stroking my penis so I can form words she interrupts me with "I'm in my room, Marge."
At this point I'm trying to figure out who she's talking on her cell phone.
"Lan! Put your dick away until we're gone," she says grabbing the remote and turning the TV off.
I'm confused because I didn't notice anyone else in the room. But then, knowing Zoe, she may have developed a second personality. Then I look up at her and see that she's not on her cell, she doesn't even have it out.
Before the blood had enough time to leave my dick and go back to my brain so I could think clearly, in walks Margie.
I turn my head and look at her in all her deer-in-headlights glory and think, oh, she wasn't talking on her phone, she was talking to Margie who just happens to also be in the room with us. I get it.
Then I realize I'm naked, on top of my sheets, with my hand around the base of my dick, holding it straight up like a 9.5" flesh sword.
Surprisingly, my first thought isn't "cover up" or "Hey Margie, wanna help out with this" but its "How many times has Margie seen my dick?" If she's seen it a lot, then its no big deal. But that's not the case.
"Christ, Landon, cover up," Zoe tells me. I figure that its not a bad idea. I cover up with a sheet and mutter "Sorry," to Margie.
Margie immediately turns beet red, and turns her head and doesn't make eye contact for the few minutes (which seem like a lot more) that they're still in the room.
They leave and on the way out of the apartment I hear one of them, probably Marge, say "Oh my god, I can't believe it" It trails off as I turn back on the TV and use Margie's expression more than the porn as fuel to get off.
A couple days later, 4th of July, I step out of the shower, out of the bathroom and to my room, naked, drying my hair off with a towel. I remove the towel from my head and there's my sister Zoe with Margie on Zoe's bed. I wrap the towel around my waist while Margie looks away from my crotch. Zoe says "About damn time" referring to how long I was in the bathroom. She stops painting her toe nails and heel-walks to the bathroom. Me and Margie alone in the room.
"You've been seeing an awful lot of me lately, haven't you?" I ask. She goes red but lets out a nervous laugh and says "Yeah, I guess so."
Awkward silence.
I opened my mouth to speak but she beats me to it. "Sorry about the other day, I didn't know you were... you know... doing that. If I did I would've waited in the living room."
"It's cool," I say. "Its not the first time I was walked in on. It didn't embarrass me or anything."
She, apparently without thinking, immediately replies "Well you definitely don't have anything to feel ashamed or embarrassed about."
I smile at the compliment. Looking out of the corner of my eye I see her cringe like she wished she wouldn't have said that.
Awkward silence again.
I change the topic. "So what are you plans for the Fourth of July?" It was something to that extent, I was too much enthralled by the penis compliment she gave me.
She mentioned that she and Zoe were hanging out. I told her about the wild party I was going to later that night while I was grabbing clothes to change into. I start to unwrap the towel off of my waist to get dressed.
"If you don't wanna see me naked again you can leave or turn around while I get dressed." I tell her.
"No, it's OK," She says, her voice gently trembling. "Its not like I haven't seen it twice already."
"You sure? Don't want to make ya feel weird."
She just nods as I drop the towel. I see her staring at my dick.
She asks me how big I was out of nowhere.
I give her my normal response to that question "9.5 inches when hard, 9 3/4 inches on a good day, 6 and a half or so when flaccid. But when its cold out, I'm hung like a hamster."
She laughs as I think I've finally broken the naked ice.
"Sorry," she says "I've just never seen one that big."
Ah, my male ego's favorite phrase. And apparently my penis' as I can feel it throbbing and hardening. I quickly put some underwear on to try to hide it. But its too late, I'm at full mast in a matter of seconds as Margie easily notices and laughs.
"Don't put it away," she says as she bites her bottom lip. "I wanna see it!"
I pull my underwear down and turn around, pointing an accusing penis at her.
She reaches out and grabs it, saying something about its size, or hardness, or something. My brain shut off a minute ago, she could be saying something about how the color matches the curtains in her house for all I know.
Wasn't long until Zoe walks in.
She let out a sigh, as she reminds Margie that she came over to hang out with her not my penis.
Margie apologizes but doesn't take her hand of my dick which she is starting to jerk off.
Zoe's arms are crossed as she sighs again and tells us she has to go to the store and she'll be back in about an hour. She also tells us that we can do whatever we want, but they are leaving once she gets back.
That's apparently all the motivation that Margie needed as she takes the head of my dick in her mouth.
She's having trouble giving me a blow job but she's giving it her best shot. She turns to sucking my balls and stroking my dick.
It didn't take long until she got up, took her shirt, jeans and panties off. She keeps her bra on for some reason. Not like I'm gonna ruin the moment for an explanation as to why.
She lays down on Zoe's bed and tells me she always thought I was sexy, just too young to fool around with in high school.
I don't need much more motivation at this point as I kneel in between her legs, I grab a condom and slide it on right before entering her.
She was tight, I was thinking she was a virgin but remembered her and my sister talking about her boyfriend. I wonder if they're still together?
She shivers and moans from her orgasm after about 10 minutes, then again after about 25 minutes, and again during what must've been the 45 or 50 minute mark. One of the things you get to notice after watching a lot of porn, how many minutes in that a girl comes.
I'm about to get off when Zoe walks back in the room.
"Not on my bed assholes!" She screams.
Margie wraps her arms around my neck and I carry her over 6 or 7 feet to my bed.
Zoe stomps out of the room, yelling something about me hurrying up cuz they gotta go.
Even Margie starts rushing me. Telling me she doesn't wanna leave without getting me off, but they need to get going.
So I "hurry" as fast as I can and come as Zoe yells at us from the kitchen.
My head's still spinning as Margie grabs her clothes and gives me a kiss on the lips.
She dresses, smiles and waves good bye as I'm sitting there sweating, and hating the fact that I gotta take another shower soon.
A week later me and Margie get together at her apartment. This time without a time limit or nagging sisters.
I found out after our second get together that she does have a boyfriend. Or at least that's what the pictures on the nightstand next to her bed would lead me to believe.
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
How many times can one guy get walked in on?
I had the day off work yesterday. I normally work 8 hour shifts Monday-Thursday and a 4 hour shift on Friday. I work in a computer tech help call center, all I do is forward calls to the right places. Not an exciting job, but pays nice. But a lot of the time its rather slow. 3 or 4 days a week we'll either get sent home early or get called off all together.
My cell phone woke me up at 7 AM in the morning. It was the sexy receptionist Sue telling me I didn't have to come into work. Good deal. I was horny as hell, like I am most mornings, but yesterday more so since all I got the night before was a half-assed blow job from my friend Morgan. I tore the sheets off, closed my eyes and started jacking off.
Now I should tell you about the apartment I live in. There are 3 bedrooms for 7 people. My mom has one to herself. My youngest sister McKenzie and the twins Dominic & Donovan share one with me, my sisters Zoe and Arianna share the third. To make matters worse, there are no doors on any of them. We tried getting doors but our landlord doesn't want them. So anything that goes on in the bedrooms can be seen from almost anywhere in the apartment. We've had to learn to be pretty open with each other here as you may have guessed. Between me, my mom, and Don & Dom, someone is almost always having sex or masturbating.
So I'm laying there, eyes closed, dick-in-hand, getting closer to coming then I hear "Oh, you are awake." I stop, open my eyes and theres my mom. "Yeah," I said with my dick in my hand "I don't have to work today." She says "Oh good, by the way breakfast is ready." She leaves and I try to get off real quick. After five or ten minutes of masturbation I get close again. Then my mom pokes her head in the door again. "Hurry up Landon, breakfast will get cold." I keep masturbating and grunt out "Be out in a minute." But my mom doesn't take no for an answer. "You can finish that after breakfast," she said. If she knew how horny I was she'd know this was top priorty right now. I reluctantly get up, put on a pair of sweatpants on, wash my hands and walk out to the table with a more than obvious hard on. Sweatpants and 9.5" erections don't work together. I ate breakfast and grumpily did some chores.
Then around 1 pm I got a quick jerk off session in the bathroom, wasn't much but it counts. The afternoon dragged on. I spent most of it in my room watching TV. my bros and sisters went out, or to work and my mom went shopping. I took my pants off and decided that if i had nothing else better to do I'd jerk off again. So I'm going at it, almost there again, and i hear the front door open. I try to get off before they come into my room. Didn't happen. My mom came in with a couple shopping bags. She sat on the edge of the bed, me still slowly stroking myself, and told me she got me some new shirts and I should try them on. I sighed, put my pants back on and tried on my new shirts.
I tried jerking off again later that day only to be interupted by my sister Zoe. Who had to come in to get clothes before she went out that night.
Then I tried to start all over again after she left. Only to be walked in on again, this time it was my sister telling me to get dressed because we were going out for dinner. By this time I'm getting rather frustrated.
After getting home from eating i go straight to my room. I was determined to get off. Like those times, for both men and women, you masturbate but just can't seem to get off. But you keep going because you refuse to to give up. I was feeling like that, times a hundred.
I get in bed and tell myself I'm gonna jerk off and not stop until I get off, no matter what. It was gonna take a meteor shower or my apartment catching on fire to stop me. So I'm going at it and Zoe walks in and goes to bed. I figure I can still do it even though she's in a bed not far from me. I continue until she says "Landon! Knock it off I'm trying to sleep." I grunt "Almost done."
It was like seeing the finish line of a marathon. I finally came, finally had a decent, complete, masturbation session.
Way to much work to get one masturbation session in.
My cell phone woke me up at 7 AM in the morning. It was the sexy receptionist Sue telling me I didn't have to come into work. Good deal. I was horny as hell, like I am most mornings, but yesterday more so since all I got the night before was a half-assed blow job from my friend Morgan. I tore the sheets off, closed my eyes and started jacking off.
Now I should tell you about the apartment I live in. There are 3 bedrooms for 7 people. My mom has one to herself. My youngest sister McKenzie and the twins Dominic & Donovan share one with me, my sisters Zoe and Arianna share the third. To make matters worse, there are no doors on any of them. We tried getting doors but our landlord doesn't want them. So anything that goes on in the bedrooms can be seen from almost anywhere in the apartment. We've had to learn to be pretty open with each other here as you may have guessed. Between me, my mom, and Don & Dom, someone is almost always having sex or masturbating.
So I'm laying there, eyes closed, dick-in-hand, getting closer to coming then I hear "Oh, you are awake." I stop, open my eyes and theres my mom. "Yeah," I said with my dick in my hand "I don't have to work today." She says "Oh good, by the way breakfast is ready." She leaves and I try to get off real quick. After five or ten minutes of masturbation I get close again. Then my mom pokes her head in the door again. "Hurry up Landon, breakfast will get cold." I keep masturbating and grunt out "Be out in a minute." But my mom doesn't take no for an answer. "You can finish that after breakfast," she said. If she knew how horny I was she'd know this was top priorty right now. I reluctantly get up, put on a pair of sweatpants on, wash my hands and walk out to the table with a more than obvious hard on. Sweatpants and 9.5" erections don't work together. I ate breakfast and grumpily did some chores.
Then around 1 pm I got a quick jerk off session in the bathroom, wasn't much but it counts. The afternoon dragged on. I spent most of it in my room watching TV. my bros and sisters went out, or to work and my mom went shopping. I took my pants off and decided that if i had nothing else better to do I'd jerk off again. So I'm going at it, almost there again, and i hear the front door open. I try to get off before they come into my room. Didn't happen. My mom came in with a couple shopping bags. She sat on the edge of the bed, me still slowly stroking myself, and told me she got me some new shirts and I should try them on. I sighed, put my pants back on and tried on my new shirts.
I tried jerking off again later that day only to be interupted by my sister Zoe. Who had to come in to get clothes before she went out that night.
Then I tried to start all over again after she left. Only to be walked in on again, this time it was my sister telling me to get dressed because we were going out for dinner. By this time I'm getting rather frustrated.
After getting home from eating i go straight to my room. I was determined to get off. Like those times, for both men and women, you masturbate but just can't seem to get off. But you keep going because you refuse to to give up. I was feeling like that, times a hundred.
I get in bed and tell myself I'm gonna jerk off and not stop until I get off, no matter what. It was gonna take a meteor shower or my apartment catching on fire to stop me. So I'm going at it and Zoe walks in and goes to bed. I figure I can still do it even though she's in a bed not far from me. I continue until she says "Landon! Knock it off I'm trying to sleep." I grunt "Almost done."
It was like seeing the finish line of a marathon. I finally came, finally had a decent, complete, masturbation session.
Way to much work to get one masturbation session in.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Landon's Sex Calendar - February '09
One of my New Year's Resolutions was to actually keep track of how many times I have sex and masturbate, just to see how often I do what with who in a year. Here's January's. Took me a while to type February's... sorry about the delay, have been lazy and/or busy lately. I changed the layout a bit. The ones in red are days when I didn't get anything (not even from me) and its still in order, just without specific times of the day... but here it is...
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Monday, February 2nd: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 3rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Wednesday, February 4th
Thursday, February 5th
Friday, February 6th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Friday, February 6th: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
- Told her I'd return the favor after work.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (gave) with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- Returned the favor.
Monday, February 9th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Tuesday, February 10th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
Wednesday, February 11th
Thursday, February 12th: Masturbation in apartment.
Thursday, February 12th: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My sister Zoe walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 15th: Sex with Susan B (41) at her house.
- Caught and chased out of the house by her husband.
Monday, February 16th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 16th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 17th
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Tyler A (18) in her parents house.
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Judith O (32) at her house.
Thursday, February 19th: Oral sex (received) with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shawna L (20) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 23rd: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
Monday, February 23rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Tuesday, February 24th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
- Ashley R (23) watched.
Wednesday, February 25th: Sex with Ashley R (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Thursday, February 26th
Friday, February 27th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 27th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 28th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
February Totals
Masturbated - 17 times
Had sex - 25 times
Sex with Shana R - 12 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 6 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 10 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (5 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 4 (3 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (6 Times)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 40 times
Had sex - 49 times
Sex with Shana R - 25 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 13 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (7 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 5 (3 Masturbation, 1 Oral, 1 Sex)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (10 Times)
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Monday, February 2nd: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 3rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Wednesday, February 4th
Thursday, February 5th
Friday, February 6th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Friday, February 6th: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
- Told her I'd return the favor after work.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (gave) with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- Returned the favor.
Monday, February 9th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Tuesday, February 10th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
Wednesday, February 11th
Thursday, February 12th: Masturbation in apartment.
Thursday, February 12th: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My sister Zoe walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 15th: Sex with Susan B (41) at her house.
- Caught and chased out of the house by her husband.
Monday, February 16th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 16th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 17th
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Tyler A (18) in her parents house.
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Judith O (32) at her house.
Thursday, February 19th: Oral sex (received) with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shawna L (20) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 23rd: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
Monday, February 23rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Tuesday, February 24th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
- Ashley R (23) watched.
Wednesday, February 25th: Sex with Ashley R (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Thursday, February 26th
Friday, February 27th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 27th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 28th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
February Totals
Masturbated - 17 times
Had sex - 25 times
Sex with Shana R - 12 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 6 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 10 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (5 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 4 (3 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (6 Times)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 40 times
Had sex - 49 times
Sex with Shana R - 25 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 13 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (7 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 5 (3 Masturbation, 1 Oral, 1 Sex)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (10 Times)
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Landon's Sex Calendar - January '09
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Think Peter North, on a good day
I'm kinda bored right now... so I decided to tell you all a little, embarassing story... what's worse than getting caught having sex by the parents of the girl you're having sex with? Well... you're about to find out...
This was back in high school, tenth grade if I remember correctly, me and Sarah, a female friend of mine, were in history class writing notes back and forth... I eventually turn our light flirting into a serious written discussion about sex... I get a hard-on under the desk, she notices and does that "Ohmigawd its a penis" girl-giggle... I remind her that we could skip our last class of the day, which was after history, and go to her house which is in a stone's throw distance (well... if a jacked up major league pitcher's throwing the stone) from the school. She agrees and once the bell rings, ending that class, we dart out of the school, and are at the doorstep before the bell rings to start the next class.
We go in and start making out on the couch in the living room. We leave the door open because it was a rather warm day out and we were both too horny to care about shutting it. She tells me that her mom won't be home for a few hours, so we got the afternoon to ourselves... You can imagine it didn't take me long to get our clothes off.
We are going at it for the better part of an hour, and her orgasm pushes me close to the edge.
Now, this isn't bragging (its a hinderance more than anything) but I come a lot. Like, seriously, its abnormal... Think Peter North on a good day. Good for porn, not so great for turning on actual girls... But there are a few who like it, or at least don't mind (My oldest sister thinks I'm a sideshow freak, story for another time lol).... But as I slowly reach orgasm I notice that we're on a very expensive couch, in a room with very expensive carpet and furniture. Would hate to ruin that.
Anyway... me and Sarah are on the couch she just came and I'm almost there. I didn't want to come inside of her, since i was condomless at the time, so I asked her if I could pull out and come on her stomach/tits... She said she didn't care... I told her about the amount that I ejaculate, but she still didn't care.... So I'm right their and as soon as the first squirt is about to come out I notice a shadow move around by the door, but I was at the point of no return when I hear a scream...
Sarah sits up real fast, the first glob of come flies out and hits her in the chin... I turn around and Sarah's mom is standing at the door, with a look of shock on her face. My first instinct at that time was grab my clothes and run, not so easy when you're having an orgasm.... I get off the couch, still coming, and grab a handful of clothes. Another big glob of jizz splatters on the side of the black couch and drips to the carpet... i start heading for the door, where Sarah's mom is still at, as another wad splatters on the carpet. Sarah's mom yells and tells me to stop, like I can just turn it off... after the second or third squirt the guy's ejaculation hits its peak, where more per squirt comes out... I'm on my way out, a couple feet from Sarah's mom and she, out of save-the-carpet instinct she puts her hands down, trying to block the jizz from hitting the floor, but luckily she pulled her hands back at the last second. I try to squeeze between the side of the door and Sarah's mom with a nine inch hard on and a squirt splatters across the bottom of Sarah's mom's blouse and the top of her pants, she screamed again but I was already halfway down the lawn, still coming, still naked, her mom still screaming the entire time...
Needless to say it was embarrassing... even more so when her mom called my mom to tell her about it... My mom knew I was sexually active, and didn't really care... I've had sex and left my fair shar of stains in our house at the time... so it wasn't a shock to her... she did, however think it was the funniest thing in the entire world...
It got a whole lot less funny when she made me go back to Sarah's mom's house, apologize to her an clean the couch and carpet.... kind of awkward cleaning up your own cum stains while the mom of the girl you had sex with watches ya... one of life's lessons? Not sure what that exact lesson would be to tell ya the truth...
This was back in high school, tenth grade if I remember correctly, me and Sarah, a female friend of mine, were in history class writing notes back and forth... I eventually turn our light flirting into a serious written discussion about sex... I get a hard-on under the desk, she notices and does that "Ohmigawd its a penis" girl-giggle... I remind her that we could skip our last class of the day, which was after history, and go to her house which is in a stone's throw distance (well... if a jacked up major league pitcher's throwing the stone) from the school. She agrees and once the bell rings, ending that class, we dart out of the school, and are at the doorstep before the bell rings to start the next class.
We go in and start making out on the couch in the living room. We leave the door open because it was a rather warm day out and we were both too horny to care about shutting it. She tells me that her mom won't be home for a few hours, so we got the afternoon to ourselves... You can imagine it didn't take me long to get our clothes off.
We are going at it for the better part of an hour, and her orgasm pushes me close to the edge.
Now, this isn't bragging (its a hinderance more than anything) but I come a lot. Like, seriously, its abnormal... Think Peter North on a good day. Good for porn, not so great for turning on actual girls... But there are a few who like it, or at least don't mind (My oldest sister thinks I'm a sideshow freak, story for another time lol).... But as I slowly reach orgasm I notice that we're on a very expensive couch, in a room with very expensive carpet and furniture. Would hate to ruin that.
Anyway... me and Sarah are on the couch she just came and I'm almost there. I didn't want to come inside of her, since i was condomless at the time, so I asked her if I could pull out and come on her stomach/tits... She said she didn't care... I told her about the amount that I ejaculate, but she still didn't care.... So I'm right their and as soon as the first squirt is about to come out I notice a shadow move around by the door, but I was at the point of no return when I hear a scream...
Sarah sits up real fast, the first glob of come flies out and hits her in the chin... I turn around and Sarah's mom is standing at the door, with a look of shock on her face. My first instinct at that time was grab my clothes and run, not so easy when you're having an orgasm.... I get off the couch, still coming, and grab a handful of clothes. Another big glob of jizz splatters on the side of the black couch and drips to the carpet... i start heading for the door, where Sarah's mom is still at, as another wad splatters on the carpet. Sarah's mom yells and tells me to stop, like I can just turn it off... after the second or third squirt the guy's ejaculation hits its peak, where more per squirt comes out... I'm on my way out, a couple feet from Sarah's mom and she, out of save-the-carpet instinct she puts her hands down, trying to block the jizz from hitting the floor, but luckily she pulled her hands back at the last second. I try to squeeze between the side of the door and Sarah's mom with a nine inch hard on and a squirt splatters across the bottom of Sarah's mom's blouse and the top of her pants, she screamed again but I was already halfway down the lawn, still coming, still naked, her mom still screaming the entire time...
Needless to say it was embarrassing... even more so when her mom called my mom to tell her about it... My mom knew I was sexually active, and didn't really care... I've had sex and left my fair shar of stains in our house at the time... so it wasn't a shock to her... she did, however think it was the funniest thing in the entire world...
It got a whole lot less funny when she made me go back to Sarah's mom's house, apologize to her an clean the couch and carpet.... kind of awkward cleaning up your own cum stains while the mom of the girl you had sex with watches ya... one of life's lessons? Not sure what that exact lesson would be to tell ya the truth...
Monday, September 15, 2008
The Bathroom Break From Heaven
I had an interesting day at work yesterday... I work at a tech support center for a computer company.... I work in the call routing area with about 100 other people... basically, I get paid $10 an hour to answer a phone, and send it to another person, browse the internet in between calls, and flirt with the girls there..
We don't have assigned seats, basically just sit where ever ya want, on a first come first serve basis. But I do go out of my way to sit next to the good looking girls there...
We work in half-cubicles, you can still see the people next to you, we aren't completely walled in. So I'm sitting there, reading baseball scores from the day before, and this piece of folded paper drops in on my desk from the girl, lets call her Amy, next to me. I read it: "You, me, boys bathroom, now"
Amy and me have flirted a lot, she's in her late 20s, married, with two kids, so I figured flirting was as far as it would go with us. I was wrong, and I couldn't be happier.
So I got up, looked at Amy on my way to the bathroom, she was looking over her shoulder slightly with her big brown eyes, very sexy. I went to the bathroom and did a quick recon to make sure nobody was in there. We were in the clear. I opened the door and Amy was there waiting, I told her to come in and we walked into the furthest stall.
We locked the stall door as she lifted her shirt over her tits and started working on my belt... at the risk of ruining the moment I said "I thought you were married." She pulled my pants down, got all wide eyed when she saw my dick, and started working on her pants and said "Yeah... well I warned my husband to not get me so worked up and horny right before work." She then turned around with my dick in her hand and bent over in front of the toilet.
When we go to the bathroom at work our computer times the duration we are away, so we had to make it quick or else we'll get bitched at by the supervisor...
We're banging away for about five minutes when the bathroom door opens and we hear a guy using the urinal. Amy apparently gets off on the thought of being caught because she came as soon as the guy came in, and did her best to muffle her moans.
About 2 or 3 minutes later I came. I pulled out, reached around her leg and jerked off into the toilet. Then were put our clothes back on and went back to work.
Later, at lunch I went out to get some fresh air. I looked in the parking lot and saw Amy getting in her husband's truck, something they always do, go to lunch together. If only her husband new what she was up to a few hours ago.
This is not the first time I've slept with a married woman (I've been with way too many come to think of it) and not the first time I got some at work (usually just a blowjob or handjob) but it was still a story worth sharing.
We don't have assigned seats, basically just sit where ever ya want, on a first come first serve basis. But I do go out of my way to sit next to the good looking girls there...
We work in half-cubicles, you can still see the people next to you, we aren't completely walled in. So I'm sitting there, reading baseball scores from the day before, and this piece of folded paper drops in on my desk from the girl, lets call her Amy, next to me. I read it: "You, me, boys bathroom, now"
Amy and me have flirted a lot, she's in her late 20s, married, with two kids, so I figured flirting was as far as it would go with us. I was wrong, and I couldn't be happier.
So I got up, looked at Amy on my way to the bathroom, she was looking over her shoulder slightly with her big brown eyes, very sexy. I went to the bathroom and did a quick recon to make sure nobody was in there. We were in the clear. I opened the door and Amy was there waiting, I told her to come in and we walked into the furthest stall.
We locked the stall door as she lifted her shirt over her tits and started working on my belt... at the risk of ruining the moment I said "I thought you were married." She pulled my pants down, got all wide eyed when she saw my dick, and started working on her pants and said "Yeah... well I warned my husband to not get me so worked up and horny right before work." She then turned around with my dick in her hand and bent over in front of the toilet.
When we go to the bathroom at work our computer times the duration we are away, so we had to make it quick or else we'll get bitched at by the supervisor...
We're banging away for about five minutes when the bathroom door opens and we hear a guy using the urinal. Amy apparently gets off on the thought of being caught because she came as soon as the guy came in, and did her best to muffle her moans.
About 2 or 3 minutes later I came. I pulled out, reached around her leg and jerked off into the toilet. Then were put our clothes back on and went back to work.
Later, at lunch I went out to get some fresh air. I looked in the parking lot and saw Amy getting in her husband's truck, something they always do, go to lunch together. If only her husband new what she was up to a few hours ago.
This is not the first time I've slept with a married woman (I've been with way too many come to think of it) and not the first time I got some at work (usually just a blowjob or handjob) but it was still a story worth sharing.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Guys can do it too...
I mentioned in one of my previous blogs that I have faked orgasms before... It's far more difficult for men than for women, but it is possible... here's one of my fake orgasm stories...
I don't know about most guys, but I sometimes find myself having sex and thinking "I'm never gonna cum, am I?" It's those moments that either your penis is numb (because of marathon man sessions, going too fast & hard), you drank way too much, you can't feel much with a condom on, or your really preoccupied with something else
The first orgasm I faked was a few years ago... I was 18 at the time, sleeping with a sorority girl (21 or 22) like 3 weeks after getting into college... She gave me some of the best head I've had for like 20 minutes before we had sex... going from a really good blowjob, to condom sex isn't the way to go... believe me.... we were doggy stylin' it for about an hour and I was like "Fuck... I can't cum with this damn condom on..." she made it clear that I either wear the condom or don't have sex at all... So I'm there, pounding away, just trying to get some kind of feeling of friction that could usher in an orgasm, but no luck...
Eventually I was like, screw it, Girls can fake orgasms, why can guys? She already had 3 big ones (selfish girl), the third one I thought she was dying during... so I figured I held up my end of the bargain, so there'd be no hurt feelings if i faked one.... I did the moans and such, faked the throbbing typical of a orgasming penis, collapsed on the bed as if exhausted, cuddled and left...
If you're a guy and want to fake an orgasm, make sure you're wearing a condom, unless you have a sports bottle of warm, white, gooey liquid on hand... or if you have a stand-in orgasmer...
Me and that sorority girl hooked up again the next night with a far better ending for me, and a messier ending for her...
I don't know about most guys, but I sometimes find myself having sex and thinking "I'm never gonna cum, am I?" It's those moments that either your penis is numb (because of marathon man sessions, going too fast & hard), you drank way too much, you can't feel much with a condom on, or your really preoccupied with something else
The first orgasm I faked was a few years ago... I was 18 at the time, sleeping with a sorority girl (21 or 22) like 3 weeks after getting into college... She gave me some of the best head I've had for like 20 minutes before we had sex... going from a really good blowjob, to condom sex isn't the way to go... believe me.... we were doggy stylin' it for about an hour and I was like "Fuck... I can't cum with this damn condom on..." she made it clear that I either wear the condom or don't have sex at all... So I'm there, pounding away, just trying to get some kind of feeling of friction that could usher in an orgasm, but no luck...
Eventually I was like, screw it, Girls can fake orgasms, why can guys? She already had 3 big ones (selfish girl), the third one I thought she was dying during... so I figured I held up my end of the bargain, so there'd be no hurt feelings if i faked one.... I did the moans and such, faked the throbbing typical of a orgasming penis, collapsed on the bed as if exhausted, cuddled and left...
If you're a guy and want to fake an orgasm, make sure you're wearing a condom, unless you have a sports bottle of warm, white, gooey liquid on hand... or if you have a stand-in orgasmer...
Me and that sorority girl hooked up again the next night with a far better ending for me, and a messier ending for her...
Friday, August 1, 2008
Life Imitating Porn: Journey to the Center of Mrs. Worth
The perfect title to start off my "Life Imitating Porn" stories, as it's actually about a Mrs. Worth.
Here's the low down on Cheryl Worth, same name as my mom, kinda creepy lol. Anyway, Mrs. Worth's son, Jake, and I have been friends since 4th or 5th grade. She's a sexy 40-something mother of two (Jake and his older sister). She's about 5'8" about 130 or so, giant boobs, and a brunette. Up until one night she's always just been the mother of a friend, nothing more.
In mature porn the Friend, on his first summer break after freshman college, knocks on his friend's parents' door and his friend is always working, or at a store, or just not there oddly enough. But luckily enough, his mom opens the door. The friend asks where Bobby is, but he's not here, but, knowing the friend from all those times he spent the night, invites the friend in. They start talking about her son and his friendship, then it goes to college talk, and then the cliche line "You must have all the girls after you." A little nervous, and bad, acting about the description of their sex lives, next thing you know the MILF has her hand in the pants of the friend. Add the cliche lines "My, my, you've definitely grown into a handsome man," and "Don't worry, I won't tell Bobby if you won't." Then 30 minutes, and a money shot, later the scene ends with "I can't believe I banged my friend's mom!"
My experience with my friend's mom didn't happen that smoothly. Mrs. Worth (I'll call her that from now on since she and my mom share a first name and I find it kinda creepy lol) wasn't the only friend's mom I've been with, but she was one of the best. It started the weekend after me and Jake finished high school. I've been with plenty of girls by that time, so I knew what to do. But being with the mom of a friend makes you forget just about anything.
So, graduation weekend me and Jake went out, did a little partying, struck out with some college girls and decided to sober up at his house since we were in no condition to drive, even though I left my car at his house anyway. Mr. and Mrs Worth have had plenty of marital problems, so it wasn't a shock to see Mrs. Worth still awake at 2:30 in the morning crying at the kitchen table. She wiped her tears and acted as if nothing was wrong while me and Jake went to his room to play some video games. I'm not a huge drinker, especially not at 18, so I was just a little buzzed. Jake, however, was hammered like a railroad spike. Within 10 minutes of the game we were playing Jake passed out. It was a fighting video game, one of the Mortal Kombats I believe, so he left me to kick his player's ass two straight rounds. Hey, it counts as bragging rights. I played a solo game for another 10 minutes or so and decided it was rather lame to have a sleep over at 18,, so I headed home.
I walked passed Mrs Worth as she was wiping more tears from her eyes. I didn't want to be an ass and just say "Bye Mrs Worth" so I asked her what was wrong. She told me how she and her husband hand a big fight over some financial debt they owed, and Mr. Worth left to stay at his brother's for the night. Mr. Worth always seemed like an asshole. One of those guys who comes home pissed about his job and yells at his family for it.
Anyway, I'm sitting there, and like I've mentioned before, I get hard-ons very, very easily. And staring at Mrs. Worth's hard nipples through her night gown wasn't gonna stop it. So I'm sitting there, across a short table from my friend's mom with a nine inch hard-on, easily visible if she looked under the table. I needed a way out, some how that she wouldn't notice.
I said I should get going. But I was not willing to stand up at the moment. So there was the awkward silence. Me sitting there after saying I was leaving, her looking at me still sitting there. She got up to pour herself some coffee. With her back turned I got up and asked if I could use her bathroom. Proving I'm an idiot when I should have left the house all together. But Mrs. Worth has a habit of hugging people before they leave, so, it may have been a smart move. Turns out it wasn't.
I got in the bathroom, unzipped my pants, and took my dick out to get some penile relief. I had a hard on, and my hard on's last for hours if not taken care of. So I figured the best bet was to jack off in the toilet, let it go down, and leave. I start masturbating standing in front of the toilet. I started concentrating on the upcoming orgasm. You know how that is. You're so determined to get to O-topia that you close your eyes and concentrate as hard as you can. Trying to will the orgasm out of ya, those are the times it seems that it takes too long to finish.
I heard footsteps in the hall so I stopped, listened, and when they were gone I kept going. a minute or two later the foot steps came back down the hall so I figured that it was just Mrs Worth passing through again. Wrong. It was Mrs. Worth, but she wasn't just walking down the hall. I heard "That boy always leaves the light on." And I turn, and it was too late.
What do you say to your friend's mom who just walked into her bathroom and saw you jerking off in front of the toilet? There's really nothing good to say. I shouted an expletive, apologized, and when I realized I was still standing there with my dick in my hand, I tried to stuff it back in my pants. She apologized too, saying she should have knocked first. She stared at my dick the entire time. She backed out of the bathroom and told me to go ahead and finish. Finish? Now?
I tried to, but the shock of her catching me made it harder to reach the promised land. About ten minutes later I hear "Are you done in there? Are you OK?" I grunted that I was fine, but it could take awhile. I heard her giggle behind the door. Five minutes later, I was bracing my self on the near by sink and knocked over a bottle of mouth wash. Mrs Worth asked again if I was ok." And I figured I'd just give up and go home with an even more unsatisfied penis.
I got out of the bathroom and she was waiting. She asked "All done?" I said I just gave up, saying that it would take another 20-30 minutes to finish, that I'd just do it at home. She had a rather sad look on her face like she ruined all my fun. I went back downstairs and out the door. I was just about to get in the car when I heard Mrs Worth yell my name. She ran out and apologized for barging in on me, like people should be masturbating in other people's houses.
She smiled, rubbed her finger across my stomach, and said the words that every 18 year old guy wished they could hear on a daily basis "Did you want me to help you out?"
My jaw dropped, I said something about Jake being in the house, she suggested we do it in the car then. We got in the backseat of the car and she went right after my belt. She was obviously more nervous than she wanted me to believe, because she started rambling about how she isn't normally like this, she and her husband haven't had sex in months, how my dick was the biggest she's seen, how her husband is only 4 inches hard, not to tell Jake anything, among whatever else she could say in the short amount of time it took to take my pants off.
She started off with hand job, still marveling as if it was the first penis she ever saw. But it didn't take her long to want more. So in the backseat of my car, me and Mrs. Worth banged until, literally, the sun came up. She rambled on about the littlest things for half the session, turns out I was only the third guy she's been with at that time. Me, her husband, and her boyfriend once, back when she was in high school. It ended with a good night/morning kiss, and a promise that neither of us would tell anyone.
She also said it was just a "one time deal." That we were just taking care of each other's needs and our needs were met, end of transaction.
Well, apparently, once wasn't enough, as we've hooked up 4 times since then. Once more while she was married, and three times after her husband filed for divorce and got his wish. I haven't seen her in about 5 months, I'm pretty sure she's dating someone now. And yes, Jake found out about me and his mom. Me and Jake aren't exactly as close as we used to be, but, the last time we talked he said that it wasn't that big of a deal anymore.
If that's not porn worthy, I dunno what is.
Here's the low down on Cheryl Worth, same name as my mom, kinda creepy lol. Anyway, Mrs. Worth's son, Jake, and I have been friends since 4th or 5th grade. She's a sexy 40-something mother of two (Jake and his older sister). She's about 5'8" about 130 or so, giant boobs, and a brunette. Up until one night she's always just been the mother of a friend, nothing more.
In mature porn the Friend, on his first summer break after freshman college, knocks on his friend's parents' door and his friend is always working, or at a store, or just not there oddly enough. But luckily enough, his mom opens the door. The friend asks where Bobby is, but he's not here, but, knowing the friend from all those times he spent the night, invites the friend in. They start talking about her son and his friendship, then it goes to college talk, and then the cliche line "You must have all the girls after you." A little nervous, and bad, acting about the description of their sex lives, next thing you know the MILF has her hand in the pants of the friend. Add the cliche lines "My, my, you've definitely grown into a handsome man," and "Don't worry, I won't tell Bobby if you won't." Then 30 minutes, and a money shot, later the scene ends with "I can't believe I banged my friend's mom!"
My experience with my friend's mom didn't happen that smoothly. Mrs. Worth (I'll call her that from now on since she and my mom share a first name and I find it kinda creepy lol) wasn't the only friend's mom I've been with, but she was one of the best. It started the weekend after me and Jake finished high school. I've been with plenty of girls by that time, so I knew what to do. But being with the mom of a friend makes you forget just about anything.
So, graduation weekend me and Jake went out, did a little partying, struck out with some college girls and decided to sober up at his house since we were in no condition to drive, even though I left my car at his house anyway. Mr. and Mrs Worth have had plenty of marital problems, so it wasn't a shock to see Mrs. Worth still awake at 2:30 in the morning crying at the kitchen table. She wiped her tears and acted as if nothing was wrong while me and Jake went to his room to play some video games. I'm not a huge drinker, especially not at 18, so I was just a little buzzed. Jake, however, was hammered like a railroad spike. Within 10 minutes of the game we were playing Jake passed out. It was a fighting video game, one of the Mortal Kombats I believe, so he left me to kick his player's ass two straight rounds. Hey, it counts as bragging rights. I played a solo game for another 10 minutes or so and decided it was rather lame to have a sleep over at 18,, so I headed home.
I walked passed Mrs Worth as she was wiping more tears from her eyes. I didn't want to be an ass and just say "Bye Mrs Worth" so I asked her what was wrong. She told me how she and her husband hand a big fight over some financial debt they owed, and Mr. Worth left to stay at his brother's for the night. Mr. Worth always seemed like an asshole. One of those guys who comes home pissed about his job and yells at his family for it.
Anyway, I'm sitting there, and like I've mentioned before, I get hard-ons very, very easily. And staring at Mrs. Worth's hard nipples through her night gown wasn't gonna stop it. So I'm sitting there, across a short table from my friend's mom with a nine inch hard-on, easily visible if she looked under the table. I needed a way out, some how that she wouldn't notice.
I said I should get going. But I was not willing to stand up at the moment. So there was the awkward silence. Me sitting there after saying I was leaving, her looking at me still sitting there. She got up to pour herself some coffee. With her back turned I got up and asked if I could use her bathroom. Proving I'm an idiot when I should have left the house all together. But Mrs. Worth has a habit of hugging people before they leave, so, it may have been a smart move. Turns out it wasn't.
I got in the bathroom, unzipped my pants, and took my dick out to get some penile relief. I had a hard on, and my hard on's last for hours if not taken care of. So I figured the best bet was to jack off in the toilet, let it go down, and leave. I start masturbating standing in front of the toilet. I started concentrating on the upcoming orgasm. You know how that is. You're so determined to get to O-topia that you close your eyes and concentrate as hard as you can. Trying to will the orgasm out of ya, those are the times it seems that it takes too long to finish.
I heard footsteps in the hall so I stopped, listened, and when they were gone I kept going. a minute or two later the foot steps came back down the hall so I figured that it was just Mrs Worth passing through again. Wrong. It was Mrs. Worth, but she wasn't just walking down the hall. I heard "That boy always leaves the light on." And I turn, and it was too late.
What do you say to your friend's mom who just walked into her bathroom and saw you jerking off in front of the toilet? There's really nothing good to say. I shouted an expletive, apologized, and when I realized I was still standing there with my dick in my hand, I tried to stuff it back in my pants. She apologized too, saying she should have knocked first. She stared at my dick the entire time. She backed out of the bathroom and told me to go ahead and finish. Finish? Now?
I tried to, but the shock of her catching me made it harder to reach the promised land. About ten minutes later I hear "Are you done in there? Are you OK?" I grunted that I was fine, but it could take awhile. I heard her giggle behind the door. Five minutes later, I was bracing my self on the near by sink and knocked over a bottle of mouth wash. Mrs Worth asked again if I was ok." And I figured I'd just give up and go home with an even more unsatisfied penis.
I got out of the bathroom and she was waiting. She asked "All done?" I said I just gave up, saying that it would take another 20-30 minutes to finish, that I'd just do it at home. She had a rather sad look on her face like she ruined all my fun. I went back downstairs and out the door. I was just about to get in the car when I heard Mrs Worth yell my name. She ran out and apologized for barging in on me, like people should be masturbating in other people's houses.
She smiled, rubbed her finger across my stomach, and said the words that every 18 year old guy wished they could hear on a daily basis "Did you want me to help you out?"
My jaw dropped, I said something about Jake being in the house, she suggested we do it in the car then. We got in the backseat of the car and she went right after my belt. She was obviously more nervous than she wanted me to believe, because she started rambling about how she isn't normally like this, she and her husband haven't had sex in months, how my dick was the biggest she's seen, how her husband is only 4 inches hard, not to tell Jake anything, among whatever else she could say in the short amount of time it took to take my pants off.
She started off with hand job, still marveling as if it was the first penis she ever saw. But it didn't take her long to want more. So in the backseat of my car, me and Mrs. Worth banged until, literally, the sun came up. She rambled on about the littlest things for half the session, turns out I was only the third guy she's been with at that time. Me, her husband, and her boyfriend once, back when she was in high school. It ended with a good night/morning kiss, and a promise that neither of us would tell anyone.
She also said it was just a "one time deal." That we were just taking care of each other's needs and our needs were met, end of transaction.
Well, apparently, once wasn't enough, as we've hooked up 4 times since then. Once more while she was married, and three times after her husband filed for divorce and got his wish. I haven't seen her in about 5 months, I'm pretty sure she's dating someone now. And yes, Jake found out about me and his mom. Me and Jake aren't exactly as close as we used to be, but, the last time we talked he said that it wasn't that big of a deal anymore.
If that's not porn worthy, I dunno what is.
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