Landon's Sex Calendar - May '10, Part 1

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Saturday, May 1st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Sunday, May 2nd
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Patricia M (28) in my apartment.

Monday, May 3rd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Tuesday, May 4th

Wednesday, May 5th
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment.

Thursday, May 6th

Friday, May 7th
- Early Evening: Oral sex (Received) with Kate S (18) in her parents house. With my sister in the room.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Saturday, May 8th
- Morning: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Sunday, May 9th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Violet F (18) in my apartment.

Monday, May 10th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 3

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Wednesday, April 21st
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Received) with Allison M (19) in my apartment.

Thursday, April 22nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Friday, April 23rd
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Late Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Saturday, April 24th
- Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Sunday, April 25th
- Evening: Sex with Megan S (18) in my apartment.

Monday, April 26th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Tuesday, April 27th

Wednesday, April 28th

Thursday, April 29th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Melissa K (25) in my apartment.

Friday, April 30th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Threesome with Allison M (19) & Megan S (18) in my apartment.


April Totals
Masturbated - 13 Times
Had sex - 19 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 18 Times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 11
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day -4
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 Times

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 54 Times
Had sex - 97 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 48
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 25
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3 (1 Time)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 6 (1 Time)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 6 Times (1 Time)

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 2

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Sunday, April 11th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Monday, April 12th
- Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Tuesday, April 13th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Wednesday, April 14th
- Early Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in my apartment.

Thursday, April 15th

Friday, April 16th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Jenn H (48) in my apartment.

Saturday, April 17th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Masturbation at a party.
- Late Evening: Sex with Hannah G (27) in my apartment.

Sunday, April 18th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Monday, April 19th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in my apartment.

Tuesday, April 20th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.

Landon's Sex Calendar - April '10, Part 1

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Landon's Sex Calendar - March '10, Part 3

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Sunday, March 21st
- Morning: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Monday, March 22nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Tuesday, March 23rd

Wednesday, March 24th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.

Thursday, March 25th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Allison M (19) in my apartment.

Friday, March 26th
- Evening: Sex with Emily M (47) in her house.

Saturday, March 27th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Received) with Jenn H (48) in in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Jenn H (48) in her house.

Sunday, March 28th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Mikayla G (18) in my apartment.

Monday, March 29th

Tuesday, March 30th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave & Received) with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Wednesday, March 31st
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.


March Totals
Masturbated - 13 Times
Had sex - 25 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 Times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 12
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 6
Most Sex in 1 Day - 6 Times

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 41 Times
Had sex - 78 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 30
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 21
Most Partners in 1 Day - 3 (1 Time)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 6 (1 Time)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 6 Times (1 Time)

Landon's Sex Calendar - March '10, Part 2

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Thursday, March 11th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily M (46) in my apartment.

Friday, March 12th
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.

Saturday, March 13th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Melissa K (25) in my apartment.

Sunday, March 14th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Monday, March 15th

Tuesday, March 16th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) in her house.

Wednesday, March 17th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Thursday, March 18th

Friday, March 19th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.

Saturday, March 20th
- Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Landon's Sex Calendar - March '10, Part 1

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Monday, March 1st
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Tuesday, March 2nd
- Morning: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Wednesday, March 3rd
- Early Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Evening: Sex with Melissa K (25) in my apartment.

Thursday, March 4th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Early Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Friday, March 5th
- Evening: Sex with Megan P (26) in my apartment.

Saturday, March 6th
- Early Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Sunday, March 7th
- Early Afternoon: Foursome with Allison M (19), Shawna L (21), Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Allison M (19) in my apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
- Early Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
(Read more about this here)

Monday, March 8th

Tuesday, March 9th

Wednesday, March 10th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Landon's Sex Calendar - February '10, Part 3

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...

Saturday, February 20th
- Evening: Sex with Angela D (39) in her house.

Sunday, February 21st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Monday, February 22nd
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment. My mom walked in on me. (Read More About This Here)
- Late Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Tuesday, February 23rd

- Late Evening: Sex with Emily M (46) in my apartment.

Wednesday, February 24th
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Angela D (39) in her house.

Thursday, February 25th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Friday, February 26th
- Morning: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Saturday, February 27th
- Morning: Masturbation in Susan B's House. Julia B (18) watched.
- Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house. Her mom walked in on us.
- Late Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
(Read More About This Weekend Here)

Sunday, February 28th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

February Totals
Masturbated - 14 Times
Had sex - 22 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 Times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 9
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (7 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (6 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times (2 Times)

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 28 Times
Had sex - 53 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 18
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 16
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (12 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (9 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times (3 Times)

A Dehydrating Weekend

I'm a typical guy in most aspects (with a few exceptions) so if an opportunity to get laid presents itself, I don't tend to pass it up. Thats gotten me in trouble more than a few times. Whether it was because I hooked up with a married woman, a mother of a friend of mine, a friend's girlfriend, so on, so forth...

One strange combination that has yet to get me into trouble is the mother-daughter team of Susan and Julia Beardon. Well, granted, about a year ago I got chased out of Susan's house by her husband. But I've been much more discreet since that time with her and her daughter.

I started hooking up with Susan more than a year ago, since I've been coming over her daughter Julia started having a crush on me. A few months after Julia turned 18 me and her started hooking up.

I decided to run the risk of ruining my 2 new friends with benefits a few months ago by letting them know I was fucking both of them, surprisingly, they didn't care. Then I pressed my luck by mentioning a possible threesome, which they quickly turned down. I figured I'd try. And I know, its a risky situation, one that will probably end badly, but if you're thinking of the end you're not enjoying the present.

They are, however, more than happy to share, even letting me go from one to the other in the same day.

That brings me to my long weekend...

Thursday Afternoon
I went out on break at work around one o'clock and checked my cell phone... I got about 6 messages, 1 from my mom, a couple from people I don't know (damn recycled cell phone numbers), and another from my friend Alexia (who I lost a superbowl bet too) saying "its time 2 pay up stud" I sighed and headed to her place, I "paid up" which according to the terms of the bet I lost, meant I had to go down on her. She came and I left and had to get back to work. I was a little (30 minutes) late from break and heard it from my supervisor. I've been chewed out before (Inglourious Basterds reference, 10 points) but since I was trying to hide a hard-on the entire time it was rather awkward. Needless to say I was sitting at my desk the rest of the shift. The girl next to me noticed, at least I figure, her face was red and she was giggling the rest of the shift but was too shy to say anything.

Thursday Evening
It was about 9 or 10 PM when I got a text from Susan and she said she needed to see me. It took me all of about 4 seconds for me to get ready to head over to her house. Since my car is not in working condition right now, it was a terrible walk over there. First it was cold, secondly my dick knew it was getting laid so it pointed me right to Sue's house. When I got there Sue lead me right to her room. We fucked until like 2 in the morning. From the built up sexual frustration from going down on a girl and not getting anything in return I came like a volcano, and just about passed out immediately after.

Friday Morning
I woke up groggy watching Susan getting ready for work. It was about 8 am. I laid in Sue's bed watching her get changed. She told me I better get up and going since I had to be at work at 10 AM. I grabbed my phone and called in sick, I didn't feel like working that day. Sue told me I can stay here for a while since her husband was away for most of the weekend. He was pulling a long shift out of town and would only be home for a little while Friday night. She left, and I enjoyed the comfort of her king sized bed. Then Julia walked in. She jumped in bed with me and said she wasn't going to school since me and her mom kept her awake most of the night. We cuddled (me naked, her in pajamas) and as they say, spooning leads to forking. Me and her went at it for a few hours and I collapsed again.

Friday Afternoon
I got semi-awoken by a text from Susan, it read "How about a quickie? Im going on break." I didn't deny her and she was over about 10 minutes later. Julia got up and took a shower as me and her mom went at it for about 30 minutes. Before she left, she told me to be out of the house by 7pm since her husband would be home for the night. And the last time He saw me in his house I had my dick in my hand cumming all over his wife's face, so needless to say, he wouldn't be happy seeing me here. But before I got ready, I decided I needed a nap. Well... I feel asleep, wasn't much deciding that happened.

Friday Evening
I woke up with Susan shaking me and yelling at me in a whisper. When you're instantly woken up from a nice slumber your brain only catches a few things. All I heard from Susan was "Husband, home, kill us." I'm guessing what was said was "My husband's home, if he catches you here he'll kill us." I looked at the clock and it was 7:32. Susan got me up and tried hiding me, we went out into the hall way and she told me to hide in Julia's bedroom until her husband goes to bed. Now, I'm still naked at this point. I get pushed into Julia's room and she's on her computer webcamming with someone. Not sure who she was webcamming with but he or she got an eyeful. She closed her laptop and I tried explaining the situation. She let mey stay in there for a while. It was 9 pm or so and after Julia came back in her room after dinner and her dad went to bed with her mom we laid together on her bed. I explained that I didn't have any clothes to wear home since they were still in Susan's room, so I stayed with her all night. While we were laying there we heard her mom and dad start to go at it. Hearing that got me turned on. I'm not sure if it was them screwing, or knowing that I was with his wife not that long ago that turned me on. Julia got on top of me, straddling me like a cow girl and we went at it like that, trying to be as quiet as possible before I pulled out, got up and came on her face. While she was cleaning up I felt dehydrated. Something you know about when your a guy and you came too many times in a short time period. I passed out again.

Saturday Morning
I woke up around 8 or 9 AM again, this time in Julia's bed with her stroking my morning wood. She was like "It's about time you woke up, my arm was getting tired." So decided to take the burden off her and jerked off while she watched. It seemed to take forever until we started french kissing. It didn't take long to get me off after that.

Saturday Afternoon
I stayed in Julia's room, making out with her for a few hours until we couldn't take it and both needed to get off again. I fucked her doggystyle to 3 or 4 orgasms. During one of her orgasms her mom walked in. She started to say "Hey, Julia, your dad is leaving." Julia moaned out that she'll "be down in a minute." I tried to hurry up and came all over her back. She tried to get cleaned up, put some clothes on and ran down to say goodbye to her dad with that euphoric look on her face that can only come from several orgasms.

More Saturday Afternoon
Not 30 minutes after sexing up Julia for the 3rd time in 2 days, I watched Mr Beardon leave to go back to work. I stumbled to Susan's bedroom to get my clothes, which were hidden under the bed. I just zipped up my jeans when Susan walked in and said "Oh, there you are. Not leaving already are ya?" I tried to explain that I was kinda tired and if I come one more time its just gonna be white dust coming out. But before I knew it she was on her knees with my dick in her mouth. I tried to put it back in my pants but I just didn't have the energy at the time. I, somehow, got hard again and started going at it with Susan. About an hour and a half into our fun I started to go soft. For about a half hour it was like shoving cooked spaghetti into a straw. But I got hard again and shortly after getting her off for the 4th time I came on her face. It wasn't powder, but definitely not as much as typically comes out. But still, there's something hot about cum all over a 42 year old woman's face. She let me leave after that. Finally.

Late Saturday Afternoon/Early Saturday Evening
I have no clue what time I actually got home. All I know is that my mom asked me where I was all weekend and I mumbled something to her, not sure if it was actual words or not. I drank about a gallon of gatorade and slept the rest of Saturday.

Landon's Sex Calendar - February '10, Part 2

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other things... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Thursday, February 11th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Friday, February 12th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister Zoe walked in on me.
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.

Saturday, February 13th
- Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
- Late Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Sunday, February 14th
- Evening: Sex with Julia D (19) at a party.

Monday, February 15th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.

Tuesday, February 16th

Wednesday, February 17th
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Recieved) with Emily M (46) in my apartment.

Thursday, February 18th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Friday, February 19th
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in my apartment.

Landon's Sex Calendar - February '10, Part 1

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other thigns... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Monday, February 1st
- Evening: Sex with Alexia S (23) at a party.
(Read more about this here)

Tuesday, February 2nd
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.

Wednesday, February 3rd

Thursday, February 4th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Friday, February 5th
- Evening: Sex with Emily M (46) in my apartment.

Saturday, February 6th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Late Afternoon: Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.

Sunday, February 7th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Early Evening: Masturbation in my apartment, during SuperBowl Halftime, with an audience of 6 women.
- Evening: Sex with Patricia M (27) in my apartment.
(Read more about this here)

Monday, February 8th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

Tuesday, February 9th
- Morning: Oral sex (Gave & Recieved) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Wednesday, February 10th
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (23) in her apartment.

My SuperBowl Sunday

As I mentioned a few times on my blog I lost a bet on the Vikings-Saints game a couple weeks back... Me and my sister each picked a team, the loser would have to attend our entire SuperBowl party naked... I honestly thought it was Brett Favre's year... But it wasn't...

So, yesterday, I was naked during the SuperBowl... fun fun fun

First off I helped my mom and my sisters get all the food and junk ready, luckily I was clothed... but had to disrobe once everything was set... and as a stipulation of the bet I had to greet everyone at the door... naked... So there were roughly 25-30 people that came by... my friends, my sister's friends, my mom's friends, and my oldest sister came by with her husband.... Most of them have already seen me naked in one way or another, not that it made things any less awkward...

Then there's Marcy, one of my mom's friends who I've been trying to sleep with since I was 17 with no luck.. A sexy, big breasted, 40-something red head... She's never seen me naked (that I know of) so she was kinda shocked when I opened the door with my wangus flopping around.... She stared at me, I stared at her, and even though I was doing good up until then I instantly got hard... So, an awkward situation just got more awkward...

After I let another 10 or so people in the apartment with a hard-on the game started... I sat on the couch with 3 girls: my sister and a few of my friends.. Its a couch with enough room for 3 asses, but there were 4 so it was pretty cramped... I had to settle my ball bag on my lap so the sack twins wouldn't get crushed on my lap, not that trying to hide anything made any sense any more...

During the end of the first quarter one of the girls sitting next to me reached for a handful of chips and as she was settling back down her elbow brushed my dick, she screamed out an apology and my sister Ana's husband said "Like Landon needs to be teased at a time like this"

Needless to say I has hard and horny the entire first half... sometime in the second quarter I, by instinct apparently, grabbed my dick and started to play with it without even knowing... My sister Arianna pointed out that I shouldn't be jerking off during the superbowl...

I tried to explain that I didn't really notice I was doing it... like that helped

Near the end of the first half, Helen, one of my mom's friend, noticing the precum on my dick, said I should go run into the bathroom during halftime and take care of the problem... My sister Arianna, who I lost the bet to, told me I had to suffer through the game because I lost a bet... Then a debate between me and my sister and 8 or 9 other party goers started about whether I should or shouldn't be allowed to masturbate... Half were on my side, showing me some mercy, the other half on her side saying that the halftime show was still part of the SuperBowl...

Not sure who won the debate, but as the first half ended I stood up and said "The real halftime show starts in my room... Anyone want to join in?" I said it as a joke, but hey, if I could get laid or even an HJ I figured it was worth a shot... People laughed but My mom's friends Helen, Jenn, and Maria, Arianna's friend Patricia, My friends Alexia and Shawna all wanted to watch...

So I was on my bed, masturbating while six women watched... Alexia told the others to stand back because I cum a lot... I never hooked up with any of my mom's friends that watched but the other three already knew that my orgasms are rather messy....

Being watched turned me on more and before long I was coming... And as any guy knows its hard to control anything while your having an orgasm... my sheets were covered, and Helen should have taken the warning because a glob of cum got on her hands and pants... me and Helen got cleaned up and rejoined the party just as the second half was getting underway... I got some cheers when I walked back in the room... Even Helen got me a cup of water saying I must be dehydrated lol

It wasn't long into the second half that I got hard again, with the movement on the couch when people's teams were winning, the glances I got from the girls, specifically Marcy, and just being naked around a buncha clothed people....

But mercifully the game ended and people started leaving... A few joked that I needed to have some more alone time in my room as they were leaving... Alexia squeezed my dick as she was leaving... I pointed out the white stain on Helen's pants, and told her she better clean that up before her husband noticed... she said "My husband's a dumbass, he won't even know what it is..."

Patricia, my sister's friend, stayed to help with the clean up... I helped too after putting on a pair of loose sweatpants... It didn't hide my erection very well, but it was a helluva lot warmer...

So after the clean up I went to my room to change my soiled sheets... Patricia came in and noticed the precum soaking through my light gray sweatpants... She told me that she was just as horny as me during the superbowl and was planning on sleeping with me during halftime but there were too many people around... I pointed out there were barely anyone else left in the house now...

She came over and pulled my sweatpants down and took as much of me in her mouth as she could... I took her clothes off and we went at it for about an hour before I ruined another set of clean sheets...

A rather embarassing superbowl party with a couple enjoyable moments nonetheless

Oh... Its worth mentioning that I made another bet with 3 girls on the Superbowl, I picked the Saints, they picked the Colts, so I finally won a football bet... thank god... and lets just say, my birthday next month is gonna be memorable!

Her birthday, but I got the present

Last Monday I went to my friend, Alexia's birthday party... The same Alexia that won a football bet from me and now has the power to call me anytime (sorry, some Blondie slipped out) and have me come over and go down on her without complaints or any expectations of her returning the favor...

As one would expect I leave her apartment rather horny/sexually frustrated at times, but considering how much I enjoy going down on women, it was probably the best bet I ever lost...

At her party she had only about 10 friends over since her apartment is actually smaller than the sardine can I'm packed into with my family. But it was a nice little get together, there were more girls than guys which is always a plus, in fact the only other guys there were he brother and some gay guy...

So we had some drinks, watched the birthday girl open her presents. I got her a $200 visa gift card and...

Did you just scoff at my present?

You did, didn't you? I know its not the most personalized present... But I have a hard time buying people presents, a guy thing I guess... But she was happy with it...

So, after the presents there was drinking and dancing and more drinking, and phone calls from other apartment patrons about the noise... But we were still having fun... I got to dance with the birthday girl who was rather sloshed at the time... She whispered in my ear that she was horny so I figured this is where she cashed in the football bet... I got my tongue limbered up... But instead she started to undo my jeans

We were both pretty wasted by this time and having sex in the middle of the party seemed like a pretty good idea...

So, in whatever time it takes the booze to let me realize I'm naked in a room full of others I realize I'm having sex in a room full of other people.. There's something about having the room spin, hearing a girl have her third orgasm, and watching other peoples reactions that turns me on... The other girls were watching me, gay friend was checking me out, and Alexia's brother was the only one not having a good time, he was stuck there with no ride home so he had to watch the show with the rest...

Before I knew it Alexia was having her fourth orgasm and I was pulling out, ripping the condom off and having an orgasm too... And judging by the stains I left on her couch, clothes, carpet, and her friend Samantha's shoes, its really hard to aim a porn quality money shot when you're drunk...

It definitely beat leaving a party with just a belly full of Ice cream and cake...

Landon's Sex Calendar - January '10, Part 3

Last year I decided to keep tabs on how many times I have sex and other thigns... I decided to keep it going for '10 too...


Thursday, January 21st

Friday, January 22nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.

Saturday, January 23rd
- Afternoon: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in her mom's house.

Sunday, January 24th
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (22) in her apartment.
- Later Evening: Sex with Emily M (46) in her house.

Monday, January 25th

Tuesday, January 26th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (22) in her apartment.

Wednesday, January 27th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.

Thursday, January 28th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Emily M (46) in her house.

Friday, January 29th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Alexia S (22) in her apartment.

Saturday, January 30th
- Afternoon: Sex with Natalie J (37) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Marcy B (20) in my apartment.

Sunday, January 31st
- Evening: Sex with Samantha D (31) in my apartment.


January Totals
Masturbated - 14 Times
Had sex - 31 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 6
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 14
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (5 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (3 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times

2010 Totals
Masturbated - 14 Times
Had sex - 31 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 6
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 14
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (5 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (3 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times

This is why I shouldn't bet at all...

As I mentioned on this blog I make stupid bets, and on the AFC & NFC championship games last night, I lost both... I officially hate football now thanks to the Jets & Vikings....

I made a bet with my friend Alexia on the Jets-Colts game... The colts won so I'm verbally contracted to come over whenever she wants (implying I have the time) and go down on her... And I didn't get halfway through the Vikings-Saints game until I got a text from her saying "U lost, come over n pay up!"

I came over... "paid up" and watched the last few minutes of the Vikings-Saints game (which I lost another bet to) and I left horny....

Luckily, Emily, a friend's mom sent me a text earlier saying "What r u doing tonight" and needless to say, I may have lost 2 bets but ended up having a good night anyway... but thats another story

Now, since the Viking's lost, I have to attend a Superbowl party completely naked... maybe I can talk my way out of it....

Why do I make such stupid bets?

I'm not a gambler by nature... in fact, if I went to Vegas with $3,000 in my pocket and every casino game at my disposal I'd probably just spend my money at strip clubs and bars...

But when the Superbowl gets closer I tend to feel like its a good time to start betting... I always make some dumb, no-money-involved bet on the Superbowl... I've lost lots in the past and had to watch a weekly football game of the following season naked at a friends house, Masturbate in the middle of a party, streak through campus with a rubber chicken tied to my dick... And I've won some nice rewards too

For the first time I'm betting on the AFC and NFC championship games too... and I'm really hoping the Jets and Vikings win...

I bet my friend Alexia that the Jets would beat the Colts... If the Jets win, I get a blowjob, if they lose I'm basically her sex slave... and not the kind of sex slave that most guys would wanna be... Basically, any time she wants I have to go to her place and go down on her... Come to think of it, I suppose its a win-win situation for me

Now I made a bet on the Vikings-Saints game too... This one with my sister Ariana... We're having a Superbowl party at my house with my family and a ton of our friends... Its basically gonna be like 30 people in an apartment barely big enough for the 8 that live here now... So, I'm pulling for the Vikings, being Pro-Farve and all, she, the Saints... We made a bet that the loser would have to attend our Superbowl party totally nude. As if being naked around the family isn't strange enough, the clothesless loser has to greet each person at the door as they show up, and get refreshments for the partygoers when needed... I'm not ashamed by nudity at all... but still, I'd like to be clothed and warm during the Jets-Vikings Superbowl game (hopefully)..

I'm still thinking of what to bet and who to bet with for the superbowl... Suggestions are welcome BTW

One more bet I'm thinking of is with my friend Eric, me and him have been friends since I moved to NY with the Fam... And it has nothing to do with football but it does have a lot to do with my favorite past time, women...

See Eric is a simple horny guy like myself.... While I probably have had sex more that him, his claim to fame is sleeping with 101 different girls in a single calender year (I must point out that it was a leap year so he had an extra day)... We are typical guy friends, wingmen, always helping each other get laid... We jokingly claim that between the two of us we're gonna sleep with every girl in the world... obviously that won't happen, I'm don't have that much energy... But nonetheless, between the two of us we're doing pretty good... Watch out Gene Simmons, we're gonna catch up to your 14,000 women number...

Speaking of, since when did Gene Simmons start doing Dr. Pepper commercials?

Anyway... back to the bet... He claimed I couldn't beat or tie his 1 year girl total... last year I hooked up a little over 40 girls... some of which were just oral... so they, by Eric's rules, don't count... I'll have to hook up with 8 or 9 girls per month to beat his total... Eric of course slept with some girls that I wouldn't think of having sex with... Including a 300 pound girl *shiver* that we still pick on him for...

This bet has a monetary value... If I tie or beat his record, I get $2,000... If I don't, I have to cough up that amount...

I haven't taken this bet, but I'm pondering it, I have until the first of February to decide... Feel free to help me go one way or another

Landon's Sex Calendar - December '09, Part 2

One of my New Year's Resolutions was to actually keep track of how many times I have sex and masturbate, just to see how often I do what with who in a year. Don't forget to read all the past month's romps.

Thursday, December 17th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Friday, December 18th
- Evening: Oral sex (Recieved) with Angela D (39) in my apartment.

Saturday, December 19th
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in Susan B's house.

Sunday, December 20th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Monday, December 21st

Tuesday, December 22nd

Wednesday, December 23rd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Thursday, December 24th
- Evening: Sex with Alexia S (22) at a party.

Friday, December 25th

Saturday, December 26th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.

Sunday, December 27th
- Evening: Sex with Julia B (18) in Susan B's house.

Monday, December 28th
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave & Recieved) with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.

Tuesday, December 29th

Wednesday, December 30th

Thursday, December 31st
- Evening: Masturbation at a party.
- Evening: Sex with Sara S (18) at a party.
- Late Evening: Sex with Emily H (32) at a party.


December Totals
Masturbated - 11 Times
Had sex - 13 Times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 5
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 10
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (Twice)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (Twice)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 Times (Twice)

2009 Totals
Masturbated - 151 times
Had sex - 261 times
Sex with Shana R - 112 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 56 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 43 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times