One of my New Year's Resolutions was to actually keep track of how many times I have sex and masturbate, just to see how often I do what with who in a year. Don't forget to read all the past month's romps.
Tuesday, September 1st
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Wednesday, September 2nd
- Afternoon: Sex with Coretta G (45) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Thursday, September 3rd
- Evening: Sex with Toni F (36) in her apartment.
Friday, September 4th
- Afternoon: Hand job with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
- Early Evening: Sex with Trudi M (27) at a party.
- Late Evening: Masturbation at a party, watched by 5 or 6 women.
Saturday, September 5th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
(Read more about this here)
Sunday, September 6th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Trudi M (27) in my apartment.
Monday, September 7th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Margie R (27) in my apartment.
Tuesday, September 8th
Wednesday, September 9th
Thursday, September 10th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
Friday, September 11th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Early Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment. My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, September 12th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Coretta G (45) in her house. Her husband walked in on us.
Sunday, September 13th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Margie R (27) in my apartment. My mom walked in on us.
Monday, September 14th
- Evening: Sex with Jasmin M (21) in my apartment.
Tuesday, September 15th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Susan B (42) in car during lunch break at work.
- Evening: Oral sex (Gave) with Ashley R (23) in my apartment.
Wednesday, September 16th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Trudi M (27) in my apartment.
Thursday, September 17th
Friday, September 18th
- Evening: Sex with Irene N (32) in my apartment.
Saturday, September 19th
- Evening: Sex with Jade C (48) in her house.
Sunday, September 20th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, September 21st
Tuesday, September 22nd
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
Wednesday, September 23rd
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
Thursday, September 24th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
Friday, September 25th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment. My mom walked in on me.
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. My mom walked in on me (again).
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
Saturday, September 26th
- Evening: Sex with Michelle B (20) in my apartment.
Sunday, September 27th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, September 28th
Tuesday, September 29th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister walked in on me.
Wednesday, September 30th
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
September Totals
Masturbated - 18 Times
Had sex - 19 Times
Sex with Shana R - 4
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 4
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 12
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (Three Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (5 Times )
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 121 times
Had sex - 210 times
Sex with Shana R - 112 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 47 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 27 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times
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Thursday, October 1, 2009
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Shana to the Rescue
Shana Richards is my sexual rescue ranger... I really should stop comparing sex to a group of chipmunks... its on my to-do list.... but me and Shana have known each other for a long, long time... I know I can always depend on her, whether it comes to sex or for other things that don't include my penis in or on her in anyway....
But this is more about the sex...
Shana lives about 20 minutes from me... yesterday morning I woke up pitching a 9.5" tent with my bed sheets (Big enough for a chipmunk perhaps... shit, there I go again.)... so I gave her a call and see if she wanted to come over and help out... She was busy and had a date later that night.... I was bummed out but figured she couldn't be there every time I had a hard-on... She'd have no life if that were the case...
So I moved on to other possibilities. There was Trudi, but she was working over time. I then sexted (text message booty call) an older lady friend of mine Coretta, but she was busy with her husband and family. I ended up jerking off after my failed attempts.
Later that day my mom's friend Marcy came over. Picture Farrah Fawcett (alive) with huge tits, Angelina Jolie's lips, and a beautiful ass. I've tried hooking up with Marcy a hundred times, and failed a hundred and one times. But its hard (literally) to be around her and not get turned on.
After she left, and after my 102nd failed attempt, I ran to my cell phone to call Shana, to see if she had an hour to spare. No such luck. I texted another friend, Michelle, she too was busy. So I took care of it myself. Again.
Then around 8 pm last night I got a text from Shana telling me to meet her at her apartment. I did so, she told me her date got sick from some sushi and ended the date early. Shana apparently planned for something else to fill up her evening. And I had no problem filling her time. Which was a 20 minute drive and a 2 hour session in bed.
Turns out Shana is getting really involved with this dude she's dating. So this might be the last time we get to hook up if they start getting serious. So I may be out of a fuck buddy that I've had for the past 3 or 4 years.
Maybe I should find a chipmunk.
But this is more about the sex...
Shana lives about 20 minutes from me... yesterday morning I woke up pitching a 9.5" tent with my bed sheets (Big enough for a chipmunk perhaps... shit, there I go again.)... so I gave her a call and see if she wanted to come over and help out... She was busy and had a date later that night.... I was bummed out but figured she couldn't be there every time I had a hard-on... She'd have no life if that were the case...
So I moved on to other possibilities. There was Trudi, but she was working over time. I then sexted (text message booty call) an older lady friend of mine Coretta, but she was busy with her husband and family. I ended up jerking off after my failed attempts.
Later that day my mom's friend Marcy came over. Picture Farrah Fawcett (alive) with huge tits, Angelina Jolie's lips, and a beautiful ass. I've tried hooking up with Marcy a hundred times, and failed a hundred and one times. But its hard (literally) to be around her and not get turned on.
After she left, and after my 102nd failed attempt, I ran to my cell phone to call Shana, to see if she had an hour to spare. No such luck. I texted another friend, Michelle, she too was busy. So I took care of it myself. Again.
Then around 8 pm last night I got a text from Shana telling me to meet her at her apartment. I did so, she told me her date got sick from some sushi and ended the date early. Shana apparently planned for something else to fill up her evening. And I had no problem filling her time. Which was a 20 minute drive and a 2 hour session in bed.
Turns out Shana is getting really involved with this dude she's dating. So this might be the last time we get to hook up if they start getting serious. So I may be out of a fuck buddy that I've had for the past 3 or 4 years.
Maybe I should find a chipmunk.
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Landon's Sex Calendar - August '09
One of my New Year's Resolutions was to actually keep track of how many times I have sex and masturbate, just to see how often I do what with who in a year. Don't forget to read all the past month's romps.
Saturday, August 1st
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Sunday, August 2nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave & Received) with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
Monday, August 3rd
- Afternoon: Sex with Shana R (22) in her car at lunch break at work.
Tuesday, August 4th
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
Wednesday, August 5th
Thursday, August 6th
- Afternoon: Sex with Linda S (39) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, August 7th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
- Evening: Masturbation at party with an audience of 5 women.
Saturday, August 8th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Keisha G (27) in my apartment.
Sunday, August 9th
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
Monday, August 10th
- Evening: Sex with Margie R (27) in my apartment.
Tuesday, August 11th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Linda S (39) in her house. Her husband walked in on us.
Wednesday, August 12th
Thursday, August 13th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, August 14th
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Hayden J (24) in my apartment.
Saturday, August 15th
- Early Evening: Hand Job from with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Sunday, August 16th
Monday, August 17th
- Evening: Sex with Judith O (32) in her house. Her son walked in on us.
Tuesday, August 18th
Wednesday, August 19th
- Evening: Sex with Judith O (32) in her house.
Thursday, August 20th
- Evening: Sex with Linda S (39) in my apartment.
Friday, August 21st
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in a downtown park.
Saturday, August 22nd
- Early Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Sunday, August 23rd
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, August 24th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Received) with Linda S (39) in her car at lunch break at work.
- Evening: Sex with Linda S (39) in her house.
Tuesday, August 25th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister walked in on me.
Wednesday, August 26th
Thursday, August 27th
- Early Evening: Hand Job from with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, August 28th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Saturday, August 29th
- Evening: Sex (Threesome) with Shawna L (21) and my friend Chris J (22) in my apartment.
Sunday, August 30th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, August 31st
August Totals
Masturbated - 6 Times
Had sex - 23 Times
Sex with Shana R - 11
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 6
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 8
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (3 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 (twice)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 83 times
Had sex - 191 times
Sex with Shana R - 108 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 43 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 25 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times
Saturday, August 1st
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Sunday, August 2nd
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave & Received) with Lucia S (19) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
Monday, August 3rd
- Afternoon: Sex with Shana R (22) in her car at lunch break at work.
Tuesday, August 4th
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
Wednesday, August 5th
Thursday, August 6th
- Afternoon: Sex with Linda S (39) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, August 7th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
- Evening: Masturbation at party with an audience of 5 women.
Saturday, August 8th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Keisha G (27) in my apartment.
Sunday, August 9th
- Evening: Sex with Shawna L (21) in my apartment.
Monday, August 10th
- Evening: Sex with Margie R (27) in my apartment.
Tuesday, August 11th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Linda S (39) in her house. Her husband walked in on us.
Wednesday, August 12th
Thursday, August 13th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, August 14th
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Hayden J (24) in my apartment.
Saturday, August 15th
- Early Evening: Hand Job from with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Sunday, August 16th
Monday, August 17th
- Evening: Sex with Judith O (32) in her house. Her son walked in on us.
Tuesday, August 18th
Wednesday, August 19th
- Evening: Sex with Judith O (32) in her house.
Thursday, August 20th
- Evening: Sex with Linda S (39) in my apartment.
Friday, August 21st
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in a downtown park.
Saturday, August 22nd
- Early Evening: Oral Sex (Gave) with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Sunday, August 23rd
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, August 24th
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Received) with Linda S (39) in her car at lunch break at work.
- Evening: Sex with Linda S (39) in her house.
Tuesday, August 25th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister walked in on me.
Wednesday, August 26th
Thursday, August 27th
- Early Evening: Hand Job from with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, August 28th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Saturday, August 29th
- Evening: Sex (Threesome) with Shawna L (21) and my friend Chris J (22) in my apartment.
Sunday, August 30th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, August 31st
August Totals
Masturbated - 6 Times
Had sex - 23 Times
Sex with Shana R - 11
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 6
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 8
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (3 Times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 (twice)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 83 times
Had sex - 191 times
Sex with Shana R - 108 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 43 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 25 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Landon's Sex Calendar - July '09
Wednesday, July 1st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Tara J (20) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Thursday, July 2nd
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister's friend Margie R (27) walked in on me
Friday, July 3rd
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment. My sister walked in on us.
Saturday, July 4th
- Afternoon: Sex with Margie R (27) in apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Tara J (20) at party.
- Late Evening: Threesome with Madison D (18) & Morgan C (19) at party. Walked in on/watched by many people at the party.
Sunday, July 5th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Monday, July 6th
- Afternoon: Sex with Lady R (49) in my apartment. My Mom walked in on us.
Tuesday, July 7th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Wednesday, July 8th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Teresa F (36) in her house.
Thursday, July 9th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Friday, July 10th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Saturday, July 11th
- Evening: Sex with Margie R (27) in her apartment.
Sunday, July 12th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. My mom walked in on me.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Monday, July 13th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Tuesday, July 14th
- Late Afternoon: Handjob with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Early Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Wednesday, July 15th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
Thursday, July 16th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, July 17th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Saturday, July 18th
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (18) in my apartment.
Sunday, July 19th
- Afternoon: Sex with Coretta G (45) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Monday, July 20th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Shana R (22) her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Tuesday, July 21st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Jade C (48) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Jade C (48) in her house. Her daughter walked in on us.
Wednesday, July 22nd
- Morning: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Toni F (36) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Melissa I (24) in my apartment.
Thursday, July 23rd
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Margie R (27) in apartment.
Friday, July 24th
- Afternoon: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment. My Mom walked in on us.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Saturday, July 25th
- Afternoon: Sex with Tara J (20) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Judith O (32) in her house.
Sunday, July 26th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Monday, July 27th
- Early Afternoon: Oral sex (Received) with Susan B (42) her house.
- Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
Tuesday, July 28th
- Evening: Masturbation in Ashley R's (23) House. Watched by Ashley, her mom walked in on us.
Wednesday, July 29th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Shana R (22) in apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Thursday, July 30th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. Shana R (22) watched.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, July 31st
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
July Totals
Masturbated - 7 Times
Had sex - 34 Times
Sex with Shana R - 20
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 7
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 14
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (Twice)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 77 times
Had sex - 168 times
Sex with Shana R - 97 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 37 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 24 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Tara J (20) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Thursday, July 2nd
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister's friend Margie R (27) walked in on me
Friday, July 3rd
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment. My sister walked in on us.
Saturday, July 4th
- Afternoon: Sex with Margie R (27) in apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Tara J (20) at party.
- Late Evening: Threesome with Madison D (18) & Morgan C (19) at party. Walked in on/watched by many people at the party.
Sunday, July 5th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Monday, July 6th
- Afternoon: Sex with Lady R (49) in my apartment. My Mom walked in on us.
Tuesday, July 7th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Wednesday, July 8th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Teresa F (36) in her house.
Thursday, July 9th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Friday, July 10th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Saturday, July 11th
- Evening: Sex with Margie R (27) in her apartment.
Sunday, July 12th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. My mom walked in on me.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Monday, July 13th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Tuesday, July 14th
- Late Afternoon: Handjob with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Early Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Wednesday, July 15th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
Thursday, July 16th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, July 17th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Saturday, July 18th
- Evening: Sex with Lucia S (18) in my apartment.
Sunday, July 19th
- Afternoon: Sex with Coretta G (45) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Monday, July 20th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Shana R (22) her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Tuesday, July 21st
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Jade C (48) in her house.
- Evening: Sex with Jade C (48) in her house. Her daughter walked in on us.
Wednesday, July 22nd
- Morning: Oral sex (Gave & Received) with Toni F (36) in her apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Melissa I (24) in my apartment.
Thursday, July 23rd
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Margie R (27) in apartment.
Friday, July 24th
- Afternoon: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment. My Mom walked in on us.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Saturday, July 25th
- Afternoon: Sex with Tara J (20) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Judith O (32) in her house.
Sunday, July 26th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Monday, July 27th
- Early Afternoon: Oral sex (Received) with Susan B (42) her house.
- Afternoon: Sex with Susan B (42) in her house.
Tuesday, July 28th
- Evening: Masturbation in Ashley R's (23) House. Watched by Ashley, her mom walked in on us.
Wednesday, July 29th
- Afternoon: Oral sex (Gave) with Shana R (22) in apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Thursday, July 30th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment. Shana R (22) watched.
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Friday, July 31st
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
July Totals
Masturbated - 7 Times
Had sex - 34 Times
Sex with Shana R - 20
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 7
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 14
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 3 (Twice)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 3 Times
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 77 times
Had sex - 168 times
Sex with Shana R - 97 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 37 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 24 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 4
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times
Landon's Sex Calendar - June '09
Monday, June 1st - Tuesday, June 16th
- Spent the first half of the month sick and recovering
Wednesday, June 17th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Thursday, June 18th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
Friday, June 19th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Tara J (20) in my apartment.
Saturday, June 20th
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave & Received) with Jessica B (28) in my apartment.
Sunday, June 21st
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, June 22nd
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Tuesday, June 23rd
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) at her house
Wednesday, June 24th
Thursday, June 25th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister walked in on me.
Friday, June 26th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Saturday, June 27th
- Early Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Late Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Sunday, June 28th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Tara J (20) in my apartment. My mom walked in on us.
Monday, June 29th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
Tuesday, June 30th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
June Totals
Masturbated - 7 times
Had sex - 8 times
Sex with Shana R - 5 times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 2 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 4
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 2 (4 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 Times (Twice)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 70 times
Had sex - 134 times
Sex with Shana R - 77 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 30 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 17 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (17 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times
- Spent the first half of the month sick and recovering
Wednesday, June 17th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Thursday, June 18th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
Friday, June 19th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment.
- Afternoon: Sex with Tara J (20) in my apartment.
Saturday, June 20th
- Evening: Oral Sex (Gave & Received) with Jessica B (28) in my apartment.
Sunday, June 21st
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
Monday, June 22nd
- Afternoon: Oral Sex (Gave) with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Tuesday, June 23rd
- Evening: Sex with Susan B (42) at her house
Wednesday, June 24th
Thursday, June 25th
- Morning: Masturbation in my apartment. My sister walked in on me.
Friday, June 26th
- Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in her apartment.
Saturday, June 27th
- Early Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Late Evening: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
Sunday, June 28th
- Morning: Sex with Shana R (22) in my apartment.
- Evening: Sex with Tara J (20) in my apartment. My mom walked in on us.
Monday, June 29th
- Afternoon: Masturbation in my apartment.
Tuesday, June 30th
- Evening: Masturbation in my apartment.
June Totals
Masturbated - 7 times
Had sex - 8 times
Sex with Shana R - 5 times
Had Oral (Give or recieved) or hand jobs - 2 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 4
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 2 (4 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 2 Times (Twice)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 70 times
Had sex - 134 times
Sex with Shana R - 77 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 30 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 17 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (17 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 9 (Sex: 7, Oral: 1, Masturbation: 1)
Most Sex in 1 Day - 7 Times
Sunday, May 3, 2009
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Wednesday Weirdness #52
1.) What items (if any) do you get embarrassed to purchase? Condoms... i've had sex in the middle of a party, got up on a table at a party and did a drunken version of puppetry of the penis, and been naked in a ton of public places (both willingly and not), but I still get embarrassed buying condoms for some reason... but it depends on who's working the counter at the time... I buy XL condoms so its kinda embarrassing... unless its a hot chick, then its kinda hot and embarrassing at the same time... everyone who is working the counter has that look on their face when you buy XL condoms like "don't laugh, don't don't make eye contact, don't smile... " I had this one girl... she looked like she was 16 or 17 working at the drug store down the road when i bought condoms... i had a basket of junk, q-tips, shampoo, razors, typical bathroom stuff... she checked out everything, chatted with me for a while, and when she got to the condoms her face get beet red instantly, and she didn't say a word... so apparently she was just as embarrassed as me... i try to get my mom, sisters or Shana to buy my condoms from now on... but i'm afraid that my mom is gonna be buying XL condoms, and some lady behind the counter is gonna be like "ooo, xl condoms... who are these for?" and my mom, without thinking, is gonna say "They're for my son," then there are gonna be a whole lot of questions and rumors floating around...
2.) What sexual position do you and your partner/significant other use most? I tend to do a lotta different things, i'm lucky enough that my main sex partner, Shana likes cowgirl... so i can't complain about that
3.) Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off or do you slip them on and off? I just slip them off.... does that mean I'm lazy?
4.) What is the last thing you broke by accident? Um... The glass door to my entertainment center... damn tempered glass shatters in a million pieces
5.) If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be and why? My pinkie i guess... no wait, tonsils... i don't need them anyway...
6.) How do you feel about anal sex? Not for me... Being straight, i'm not gonna be a reciever... and being larger down there, there aren't any girls that would want to take it, not that I blame them, I tried it once, but she was in too much pain to continue...
7.) If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why? solve problems quickly and easily... you can tell when someone is lying half the time anyway
2.) What sexual position do you and your partner/significant other use most? I tend to do a lotta different things, i'm lucky enough that my main sex partner, Shana likes cowgirl... so i can't complain about that
3.) Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off or do you slip them on and off? I just slip them off.... does that mean I'm lazy?
4.) What is the last thing you broke by accident? Um... The glass door to my entertainment center... damn tempered glass shatters in a million pieces
5.) If you had to lose one of your body parts what would it be and why? My pinkie i guess... no wait, tonsils... i don't need them anyway...
6.) How do you feel about anal sex? Not for me... Being straight, i'm not gonna be a reciever... and being larger down there, there aren't any girls that would want to take it, not that I blame them, I tried it once, but she was in too much pain to continue...
7.) If you could have the ability to solve problems quickly and easily or the ability to know without doubt every time a person told a lie, which ability would you want and why? solve problems quickly and easily... you can tell when someone is lying half the time anyway
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
TMI Tuesday
1. Marriage and children aside, what has been your greatest accomplishment in life? Getting as far as I have in college (still am in college, almost finished) without dropping out, all I do is think about women, I'm surprised I even got this far...
2. Aside from healthy and happy children, what is your greatest ambition for the future? I swear, before I die I will have sex with a set of hot twins, at the same time... I've had sex with sexy twins seperately, but its gotta be a threesome...
3. If we were to enter your real name in a search engine, what would we find? Probably nude pics of me.... I'm sure I have some floating around the net somewhere...
4. Who is the most famous person you ever met (not just in the same room as, but actually spoke with)? Some famous people I met and had at least a 5 minute convo with: Jenna Jameson (Porn Star), Nate Robinson (NBA Player, I didn't know who he was lol... sorry Nate), Ron Jeremy (Porn Star), Disturbed (Rock band, chatted w/ all but the drummer), Shandi Finnessy (TV host), Ashley Tisdale (actress/singer, got a semi-hard on while talking with her, embarrassing), Mindy Main (Porn Star), Austin Kincade (Porn star)
5. Parents aside, who is your biggest hero? Giacomo Casanova for obvious reasons...
6. Someone once worked out the sexual version of Six Degrees of Separation - Celebrity A slept with B, who slept with C, who slept with D, making as sort of connection between A and D. Are you connected to anyone famous through six or fewer bonks? Yes actually... theres a few
Alissa White-Gluz (of rock band The Agonist): Banged a male groupie, groupie banged sister-of-my friend Robin C., Robin's sister bonked her boyfriend, Robin C. bonked her sister's bf, me and Robin C. banged.
Jenna Haze (Porn Star): Had sex with a male fan at a NYC event, guy had sex with my friend Daphne S., whom I had sex with
Dustin Keller (NFL Player): Banged a female fan, who banged a guy, who banged a girl I banged
I have no solid proof of them, wasn't there to take pictures, but as far as I know, they have happened... I'm also related to my mom and two of my sisters this way
Mom: Had sex with a friend of mine, Who had sex with Shana R. in the past, who I have sex with a lot.
Anna: Had sex with a girl I had sex with.
Zoe: Part of a foursome with 3 guys, one of the guys was the friend of mine that banged my mom in the previous example.
2. Aside from healthy and happy children, what is your greatest ambition for the future? I swear, before I die I will have sex with a set of hot twins, at the same time... I've had sex with sexy twins seperately, but its gotta be a threesome...
3. If we were to enter your real name in a search engine, what would we find? Probably nude pics of me.... I'm sure I have some floating around the net somewhere...
4. Who is the most famous person you ever met (not just in the same room as, but actually spoke with)? Some famous people I met and had at least a 5 minute convo with: Jenna Jameson (Porn Star), Nate Robinson (NBA Player, I didn't know who he was lol... sorry Nate), Ron Jeremy (Porn Star), Disturbed (Rock band, chatted w/ all but the drummer), Shandi Finnessy (TV host), Ashley Tisdale (actress/singer, got a semi-hard on while talking with her, embarrassing), Mindy Main (Porn Star), Austin Kincade (Porn star)
5. Parents aside, who is your biggest hero? Giacomo Casanova for obvious reasons...
6. Someone once worked out the sexual version of Six Degrees of Separation - Celebrity A slept with B, who slept with C, who slept with D, making as sort of connection between A and D. Are you connected to anyone famous through six or fewer bonks? Yes actually... theres a few
Alissa White-Gluz (of rock band The Agonist): Banged a male groupie, groupie banged sister-of-my friend Robin C., Robin's sister bonked her boyfriend, Robin C. bonked her sister's bf, me and Robin C. banged.
Jenna Haze (Porn Star): Had sex with a male fan at a NYC event, guy had sex with my friend Daphne S., whom I had sex with
Dustin Keller (NFL Player): Banged a female fan, who banged a guy, who banged a girl I banged
I have no solid proof of them, wasn't there to take pictures, but as far as I know, they have happened... I'm also related to my mom and two of my sisters this way
Mom: Had sex with a friend of mine, Who had sex with Shana R. in the past, who I have sex with a lot.
Anna: Had sex with a girl I had sex with.
Zoe: Part of a foursome with 3 guys, one of the guys was the friend of mine that banged my mom in the previous example.
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Wednesday Weirdness #51: Story Time Edition
1.) Tell us how you picked the blog nickname that you write under. (IE: I am Pink Vodka Bubbles) Were you considering using a different pseudonym or was the one you wound up with your first pick? um... Landon... ya know, cuz its my name.... so.. yeah.... I promise the other answers are far more exciting... or I hope they are...
2.) Tell us about your worst oral sex experience. Oh man... i have so many... how about a top five in no particular order?
1 - Bad Timing: A few times the girl i was going down on farted in the middle of it... awkward...
2 - Near Drowning: I cum a lot, probably way too much, And this one girl wanted me to come in her mouth, I warned her about the amount of my ejaculation, and as I came the first squirt went right to the back of her throat, she started gagging and coughing, and nearly drowned
3 - Getting Caught: Numerous times I was caught getting a blowjob from someone I shouldn't have... for example, its hard to explain yourself to an angry husband why you're cumming on his wife's face or coming up with a reason to why your dick is in an angry father's daughter...
4 - Needed Practice: the first time I went down on a girl was with an older woman when i was probably too young to be messing around with a woman her age... anyway, this lady had this lump above and just to the side of her clit, not an STD, just a weird lump... and in my inexperience I spent like 5-10 minutes licking that thinking it was her clit... a bit embarassing...
5 - Gag Reflex: I was with this black girl who thought she could deep throat me... I'm 9.5" and rather thick, so a girl who can give me a blowjob without teeth getting involved is a rarity in itself... but i figured I'd just let her try... she when down on me and got more and more of my dick down her throat with only minor gagging... I figured she might be able to do it.... but as it turns out she couldn't... she took a lot of me in her, she held it in her throat for a few seconds and pulled off and puked all over me... not a fun time at all...
3.) Tell us about the most fun night you've had in the last two months time. Just two months... well over the weekend me and Shana R had sex like 30 times, but i guess thats more of a weekend long thing than a single night... i dunno... i'll come back to this later.. maybe
4.) If you were in a restaurant sitting down ready to order and you saw something that grossed you out enough to make you get up right then and leave without ever ordering, tell us about what you saw to make you react that way. Hmm.. never been in that situation... A woman flashed her pussy at me at a restaurant once... didn't wanna make me leave though...
5.) Tell us about your favorite childhood toy. I had all the Ninja turtles... Ace Duck, Shredder and that panda dude were my favorites
6.) Tell us about the weirdest sexual proposition you've ever been faced with. oh man... lots of those too... when i was 16 or 17 a guy asked me to have sex with his wife while he watched... i wonder if he knew i was 16 or 17...
7.) Tell us about one of the not-so-good dates you and your current (or ex if you have no current) significant other have gone on. this one girl and I went on a date and were trying like hell to find a place to fuck with little luck... we went to a movie, left to her house, tried banging there until her parents came home, we left, went to a secluded hangout where lots of couples go to bang in their cars, then a cop showed up, we left again, went to a party... tried to have sex in a spare room until a couple drunk people came in... had to leave again, went to a female friends house, used her bedroom to have sex, her friend stood by the door watching for her parents, i was about to come but her parents woke up and we had to escape through the window, left to my (technically my mom's) apartment, and finallly got to have sex even though my mom walked in on us twice (she doesn't care much) and i was sharing my room with my oldest sister at the time and she was in in her bed trying to sleep... i didn't care though, after all those cockblocking events i just had to get off...
2.) Tell us about your worst oral sex experience. Oh man... i have so many... how about a top five in no particular order?
1 - Bad Timing: A few times the girl i was going down on farted in the middle of it... awkward...
2 - Near Drowning: I cum a lot, probably way too much, And this one girl wanted me to come in her mouth, I warned her about the amount of my ejaculation, and as I came the first squirt went right to the back of her throat, she started gagging and coughing, and nearly drowned
3 - Getting Caught: Numerous times I was caught getting a blowjob from someone I shouldn't have... for example, its hard to explain yourself to an angry husband why you're cumming on his wife's face or coming up with a reason to why your dick is in an angry father's daughter...
4 - Needed Practice: the first time I went down on a girl was with an older woman when i was probably too young to be messing around with a woman her age... anyway, this lady had this lump above and just to the side of her clit, not an STD, just a weird lump... and in my inexperience I spent like 5-10 minutes licking that thinking it was her clit... a bit embarassing...
5 - Gag Reflex: I was with this black girl who thought she could deep throat me... I'm 9.5" and rather thick, so a girl who can give me a blowjob without teeth getting involved is a rarity in itself... but i figured I'd just let her try... she when down on me and got more and more of my dick down her throat with only minor gagging... I figured she might be able to do it.... but as it turns out she couldn't... she took a lot of me in her, she held it in her throat for a few seconds and pulled off and puked all over me... not a fun time at all...
3.) Tell us about the most fun night you've had in the last two months time. Just two months... well over the weekend me and Shana R had sex like 30 times, but i guess thats more of a weekend long thing than a single night... i dunno... i'll come back to this later.. maybe
4.) If you were in a restaurant sitting down ready to order and you saw something that grossed you out enough to make you get up right then and leave without ever ordering, tell us about what you saw to make you react that way. Hmm.. never been in that situation... A woman flashed her pussy at me at a restaurant once... didn't wanna make me leave though...
5.) Tell us about your favorite childhood toy. I had all the Ninja turtles... Ace Duck, Shredder and that panda dude were my favorites
6.) Tell us about the weirdest sexual proposition you've ever been faced with. oh man... lots of those too... when i was 16 or 17 a guy asked me to have sex with his wife while he watched... i wonder if he knew i was 16 or 17...
7.) Tell us about one of the not-so-good dates you and your current (or ex if you have no current) significant other have gone on. this one girl and I went on a date and were trying like hell to find a place to fuck with little luck... we went to a movie, left to her house, tried banging there until her parents came home, we left, went to a secluded hangout where lots of couples go to bang in their cars, then a cop showed up, we left again, went to a party... tried to have sex in a spare room until a couple drunk people came in... had to leave again, went to a female friends house, used her bedroom to have sex, her friend stood by the door watching for her parents, i was about to come but her parents woke up and we had to escape through the window, left to my (technically my mom's) apartment, and finallly got to have sex even though my mom walked in on us twice (she doesn't care much) and i was sharing my room with my oldest sister at the time and she was in in her bed trying to sleep... i didn't care though, after all those cockblocking events i just had to get off...
Monday, April 6, 2009
TMI Tuesday 181
1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex? Um... well... yeah... I think opposite was supposed to be "same"... unless this question is trying to trick me... I'm onto you, question....
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention? I usually flirt with them... if they don't return the flirting I move on... if they do, I go from there, depends on the person I suppose...
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer? Um... as in by a dominatrix? I'm not 100% against trying it... but i'd be happy to die without trying it... As in life in general: dominate...
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome? Have had several... awesome every time
5. When was the last time you had sex? Earlier today... Hooray for me! And hooray for Shana's Vagina!!!
6. Sex on the first date...good or bad? Good... very good... those are the best kinda dates
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons? I've always had a thing for older women... despite the whole MILF thing that American Pie started, its not always widely accepted in public.... if I bring up the fact with mixed company theres a lot of "Really? Ew.." looks... mostly from other girls... so a lot of people consider it "out of the ordinary"... Older women, especially married ones, are the hardest to get with too... makes it worth it though...
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner. Looks, obviously... but confidence, flirting ability, and senses of humor help a lot... i always try to make girls laugh during sex... it relaxes them so they open up more in bed
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention? I usually flirt with them... if they don't return the flirting I move on... if they do, I go from there, depends on the person I suppose...
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer? Um... as in by a dominatrix? I'm not 100% against trying it... but i'd be happy to die without trying it... As in life in general: dominate...
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome? Have had several... awesome every time
5. When was the last time you had sex? Earlier today... Hooray for me! And hooray for Shana's Vagina!!!
6. Sex on the first date...good or bad? Good... very good... those are the best kinda dates
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons? I've always had a thing for older women... despite the whole MILF thing that American Pie started, its not always widely accepted in public.... if I bring up the fact with mixed company theres a lot of "Really? Ew.." looks... mostly from other girls... so a lot of people consider it "out of the ordinary"... Older women, especially married ones, are the hardest to get with too... makes it worth it though...
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner. Looks, obviously... but confidence, flirting ability, and senses of humor help a lot... i always try to make girls laugh during sex... it relaxes them so they open up more in bed
Monday, March 30, 2009
TMI Tuesday #180
1. Have you ever sent or recieved a sext message? All the time... in fact I sent one to Shana tonight... haven't gotten a reply...
2. Have you ever made or recieved a booty call? yep, the most recent one I've gotten was last month from a 41 year old female friend of mine, Susan... didn't end up too well... got chased out of the house by her husband... and let me tell ya... February is way to cold to be running away, naked, from an angry husband
3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference? Not that I remember, I know a guy who tried posting a pic of his dick on wikipedia though...
4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience? 13... with my much older neighbor... AMAZING! A situation that any guy would have killed for...
5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner? Hmmm... i love older women, i've been with a woman, maybe 28, 29 years older than me at the time... just a guess
Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog? I should say something like "So I can share experiences and help others"...but I started because i was bored, but actually enjoy it a lot now
2. Have you ever made or recieved a booty call? yep, the most recent one I've gotten was last month from a 41 year old female friend of mine, Susan... didn't end up too well... got chased out of the house by her husband... and let me tell ya... February is way to cold to be running away, naked, from an angry husband
3. Have you ever added or edited a word/entry to Wikipedia or Urban Dictionary or any other online reference? Not that I remember, I know a guy who tried posting a pic of his dick on wikipedia though...
4. At what age did you have your first consensual sexual experience? 13... with my much older neighbor... AMAZING! A situation that any guy would have killed for...
5. What has been the greatest age difference between you a consensual sexual partner? Hmmm... i love older women, i've been with a woman, maybe 28, 29 years older than me at the time... just a guess
Bonus (as in optional): Why do you blog? I should say something like "So I can share experiences and help others"...but I started because i was bored, but actually enjoy it a lot now
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Landon's Sex Calendar - February '09
One of my New Year's Resolutions was to actually keep track of how many times I have sex and masturbate, just to see how often I do what with who in a year. Here's January's. Took me a while to type February's... sorry about the delay, have been lazy and/or busy lately. I changed the layout a bit. The ones in red are days when I didn't get anything (not even from me) and its still in order, just without specific times of the day... but here it is...
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Monday, February 2nd: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 3rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Wednesday, February 4th
Thursday, February 5th
Friday, February 6th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Friday, February 6th: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
- Told her I'd return the favor after work.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (gave) with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- Returned the favor.
Monday, February 9th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Tuesday, February 10th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
Wednesday, February 11th
Thursday, February 12th: Masturbation in apartment.
Thursday, February 12th: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My sister Zoe walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 15th: Sex with Susan B (41) at her house.
- Caught and chased out of the house by her husband.
Monday, February 16th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 16th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 17th
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Tyler A (18) in her parents house.
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Judith O (32) at her house.
Thursday, February 19th: Oral sex (received) with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shawna L (20) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 23rd: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
Monday, February 23rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Tuesday, February 24th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
- Ashley R (23) watched.
Wednesday, February 25th: Sex with Ashley R (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Thursday, February 26th
Friday, February 27th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 27th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 28th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
February Totals
Masturbated - 17 times
Had sex - 25 times
Sex with Shana R - 12 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 6 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 10 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (5 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 4 (3 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (6 Times)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 40 times
Had sex - 49 times
Sex with Shana R - 25 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 13 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (7 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 5 (3 Masturbation, 1 Oral, 1 Sex)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (10 Times)
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 1st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Monday, February 2nd: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 3rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Wednesday, February 4th
Thursday, February 5th
Friday, February 6th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Friday, February 6th: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 6th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 7th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 8th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
- Told her I'd return the favor after work.
Monday, February 9th: Oral sex (gave) with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- Returned the favor.
Monday, February 9th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Tuesday, February 10th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
Wednesday, February 11th
Thursday, February 12th: Masturbation in apartment.
Thursday, February 12th: Sex with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 13th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Masturbation in apartment.
- Shana R (21) watched.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
- My sister Zoe walked in on us.
Saturday, February 14th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 15th: Sex with Susan B (41) at her house.
- Caught and chased out of the house by her husband.
Monday, February 16th: Masturbation in apartment.
Monday, February 16th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Tuesday, February 17th
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Tyler A (18) in her parents house.
Wednesday, February 18th: Sex with Judith O (32) at her house.
Thursday, February 19th: Oral sex (received) with Michelle B (20) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Friday, February 20th: Sex with Jessica B (28) in Apartment.
- My mom walked in on us.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Masturbation in apartment.
Saturday, February 21st: Sex with Shawna L (20) in Apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Masturbation in apartment.
Sunday, February 22nd: Oral sex (received) with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Monday, February 23rd: Oral sex (received) with Jessica B (28) in car during break at work.
Monday, February 23rd: Masturbation in apartment.
Tuesday, February 24th: Sex with Hayden J (23) in Her Dorm Room.
- Ashley R (23) watched.
Wednesday, February 25th: Sex with Ashley R (23) in Her Dorm Room.
Thursday, February 26th
Friday, February 27th: Masturbation in apartment.
Friday, February 27th: Sex with Shana R (21) in Apartment.
Saturday, February 28th: Sex with Linda S (38) at her house.
February Totals
Masturbated - 17 times
Had sex - 25 times
Sex with Shana R - 12 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 6 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 10 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (5 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 4 (3 Times)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (6 Times)
2009 Totals Thus Far
Masturbated - 40 times
Had sex - 49 times
Sex with Shana R - 25 times
Had Oral (Gave or recieved) or hand jobs - 12 times
Partners (Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) - 13 Women
Most Partners in 1 Day - 2 (7 times)
Most Sessions (Masturbation, Sex, Oral and Hand jobs) in 1 Day - 5 (3 Masturbation, 1 Oral, 1 Sex)
Most Sex in 1 Day - Twice (10 Times)
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Wednesday Weirdness 48
1.) What is your significant others worst habit? don't have a significant other.... so how about my "most common" other, Shana... well... she really doesn't have any habits that annoy me come to think of it... how can ya be annoyed by someone who's best habit is having sex with you? The way she sneezes is a bit annoying though... it sounds like someone with a high pitched voice saying "chew" really fast...
2.) What piece of clothing that isn't lingerie or an undergarment do you have that you feel especially sexy/handsome in? I have these two pairs of jeans that I love... one pair make my male-bulge look huge, not that I need any help in that department, but the fading draws attention to the bulge, i have a lotta female crotchwatchers checking the business out in those jeans... then, the other jeans i've had forever, they are so wore out that the material is as thin as silk... with those jeans, which are kinda tight, you can easily see the outline of my dick in them, especially if i go commando... I'm not allowed to wear them to work anymore because one day i went commando and some woman complained about being able to see my dick through a hole in the front... might be for the better though... i've had a couple embarassing situations with getting a hard on with them at work...
3.) If you could drink ONLY two beverages for the rest of your life, which would you pick? oh man... vault and heinekien
4.) What is your worst habit? um.... talking about sex, or my dick, too often... could easily be annoying, I understand that... but hey, my penis is my favorite possession, i tend to brag about it...
5.) Are you superstitious in any way? not really... never really understood why breaking a mirror, or opening an umbrella inside gave you bad luck...
6.) What kind of shopping do you hate doing most? (Grocery shopping, clothes shopping, shoe shopping, etc) Um... probably groceries... I like shopping for clothes, more than some women, i hate last minute christmas shopping though, i start buying presents for my family in april, just so i can avoid it... oh... and buying condoms... i get magnum condoms, and it always seems to be some old ugly woman working the counter when i buy them, not a younger, cute chick, and theres always an awkward silence when she scans them and tells me the price, i try to get my mom, sisters, or Shana to buy them for me whenever possible.... also, shopping for porn sucks to, the closest place that has porn is a big movie rental place with an adults only room, you gotta pick a buncha DVDs put them in a white plastic bag, then walk ALL the way back through, past the disney section, past the romance section, both full of moms and other women, and they all know what the white plastic bag is for, you're labelled a porn fiend the instant you get that white plastic bag in your hand... so what? maybe I think "Fuck Stars 37" and "Big Cocks & Big Facials part 2: Electric Splooge-a-loo" are quality DVDs... get over it soccer moms, your kids weren't conceived through osmosis... oh... and by the way, "Fuck Stars 37" is so much better than "Fuck Stars 36"
7.) What was a “fad” you remember from your childhood? Pogs!!!!!! I would destroy you at pogs... i don't know who is reading this right now, but i will beat you in a game of pogs... yeah... you... that's right, pretend you don't care... you care... you and me, pog death match, right now... thats right... you better walk away... if you see me walking down the street with a slammer, guess where your pogs are going... my pocket.... your pogs, my pocket... that was my motto back in the day... now... I'm going to go get a "Your Pogs, My Pocket" tattoo...
2.) What piece of clothing that isn't lingerie or an undergarment do you have that you feel especially sexy/handsome in? I have these two pairs of jeans that I love... one pair make my male-bulge look huge, not that I need any help in that department, but the fading draws attention to the bulge, i have a lotta female crotchwatchers checking the business out in those jeans... then, the other jeans i've had forever, they are so wore out that the material is as thin as silk... with those jeans, which are kinda tight, you can easily see the outline of my dick in them, especially if i go commando... I'm not allowed to wear them to work anymore because one day i went commando and some woman complained about being able to see my dick through a hole in the front... might be for the better though... i've had a couple embarassing situations with getting a hard on with them at work...
3.) If you could drink ONLY two beverages for the rest of your life, which would you pick? oh man... vault and heinekien
4.) What is your worst habit? um.... talking about sex, or my dick, too often... could easily be annoying, I understand that... but hey, my penis is my favorite possession, i tend to brag about it...
5.) Are you superstitious in any way? not really... never really understood why breaking a mirror, or opening an umbrella inside gave you bad luck...
6.) What kind of shopping do you hate doing most? (Grocery shopping, clothes shopping, shoe shopping, etc) Um... probably groceries... I like shopping for clothes, more than some women, i hate last minute christmas shopping though, i start buying presents for my family in april, just so i can avoid it... oh... and buying condoms... i get magnum condoms, and it always seems to be some old ugly woman working the counter when i buy them, not a younger, cute chick, and theres always an awkward silence when she scans them and tells me the price, i try to get my mom, sisters, or Shana to buy them for me whenever possible.... also, shopping for porn sucks to, the closest place that has porn is a big movie rental place with an adults only room, you gotta pick a buncha DVDs put them in a white plastic bag, then walk ALL the way back through, past the disney section, past the romance section, both full of moms and other women, and they all know what the white plastic bag is for, you're labelled a porn fiend the instant you get that white plastic bag in your hand... so what? maybe I think "Fuck Stars 37" and "Big Cocks & Big Facials part 2: Electric Splooge-a-loo" are quality DVDs... get over it soccer moms, your kids weren't conceived through osmosis... oh... and by the way, "Fuck Stars 37" is so much better than "Fuck Stars 36"
7.) What was a “fad” you remember from your childhood? Pogs!!!!!! I would destroy you at pogs... i don't know who is reading this right now, but i will beat you in a game of pogs... yeah... you... that's right, pretend you don't care... you care... you and me, pog death match, right now... thats right... you better walk away... if you see me walking down the street with a slammer, guess where your pogs are going... my pocket.... your pogs, my pocket... that was my motto back in the day... now... I'm going to go get a "Your Pogs, My Pocket" tattoo...
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Wednesday Weirdness 45
1. What is one thing one of your closest friends does that drives you batshit crazy? hmmm... I hate the way Shana sneezes... she sounds like a cat sneezing... It was cute the first couple of times... now its just annoying... knock it off
2. When buying a new sex toy, what are the features you look for that you absolutely have to have? Turns out I don't buy too many sex toys... go figure... but if I were to buy one, it'd have to have a GPS on it... why? because I want a GPS really bad right now, but don't have the money for one... I'd do a GPS, I'm not ashamed of it...
3. If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that for you? Besides the fact that I'm the opposite sex? Probably the fact that I'll want to cuddle up and watch The Notebook.... find me a girl that wants to cuddle up and watch Bloodsport, or the newest Rambo movie, and I'll marry that chick...
4. Do you use curse words in front of children? Too damn often.... I try to watch my mouth around them, but yeah, doesn't work... those little shits..
5. If you were zapped with a laser and turned into an animated character, what Disney movie would you hate to play a part in? oh man... I just wanna be zapped by a laser! I'd say count me out of Bambi II... now if bambi went crazy and started slaughtering people, then yeah, get me a role in that
6. How would you react to your partner answering a phone call or text message during foreplay or intercourse? I do it all the time... just to see how straight of a face I can keep... read about one such moment here... I wouldn't get too upset, unless they are planning on having an hour long convo or something... I've had sex with girls who got calls from their boyfriends during the deed... One time my friend Shana got a call from her mom, and just to get her in trouble I shouted "Damn, you got one tight pussy!" needless to say, we didn't get to finish that night... and even more needlesser to say, her mom hates me... but its kinda hot to see a girl trying to talk on the phone when she's close to an orgasm...
7. What are three things you want to try doing but haven't yet? (They can be sexual or non-sexual, doesn't matter.) 1. Sky diving... 2. Sex with a teacher (Out of high school, so I'll have to settle with a college prof).... and... 3. Sex with twin sisters at the same time (Granted, I've had sex with twin sisters at different times, but at the same time would be great)
2. When buying a new sex toy, what are the features you look for that you absolutely have to have? Turns out I don't buy too many sex toys... go figure... but if I were to buy one, it'd have to have a GPS on it... why? because I want a GPS really bad right now, but don't have the money for one... I'd do a GPS, I'm not ashamed of it...
3. If you woke up the opposite gender for one day, what would be the biggest downside to that for you? Besides the fact that I'm the opposite sex? Probably the fact that I'll want to cuddle up and watch The Notebook.... find me a girl that wants to cuddle up and watch Bloodsport, or the newest Rambo movie, and I'll marry that chick...
4. Do you use curse words in front of children? Too damn often.... I try to watch my mouth around them, but yeah, doesn't work... those little shits..
5. If you were zapped with a laser and turned into an animated character, what Disney movie would you hate to play a part in? oh man... I just wanna be zapped by a laser! I'd say count me out of Bambi II... now if bambi went crazy and started slaughtering people, then yeah, get me a role in that
6. How would you react to your partner answering a phone call or text message during foreplay or intercourse? I do it all the time... just to see how straight of a face I can keep... read about one such moment here... I wouldn't get too upset, unless they are planning on having an hour long convo or something... I've had sex with girls who got calls from their boyfriends during the deed... One time my friend Shana got a call from her mom, and just to get her in trouble I shouted "Damn, you got one tight pussy!" needless to say, we didn't get to finish that night... and even more needlesser to say, her mom hates me... but its kinda hot to see a girl trying to talk on the phone when she's close to an orgasm...
7. What are three things you want to try doing but haven't yet? (They can be sexual or non-sexual, doesn't matter.) 1. Sky diving... 2. Sex with a teacher (Out of high school, so I'll have to settle with a college prof).... and... 3. Sex with twin sisters at the same time (Granted, I've had sex with twin sisters at different times, but at the same time would be great)
TMI Tuesday 176
1. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that you were sure in advance you would hate (or never try) and then discovered to your surprise you loved? Older women... when i was younger and thought about sleeping with older women I was like "Ewww, saggy tits and a floppy vagina!" But after the first few times with different older women (probably too young to be messing around with older women for that matter) I realized I loved it... now I go after older women all the time... Also moms of my friends and married/taken women I thought was gonna be bad, but knowing that its wrong makes it so much better... and (legal) virgins too, I figured they'd be ultra-clingy... so far, except for one psycho stalker, no serious problems...
2. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that proved a lot less interesting in practice than you thought it would be beforehand? Anal sex... At first "I figured, hey, a tighter hole would have to be better right?" After years of trying to find a girl who would let me (we were 17) i figured its a little too tight, especially of someone my size, and It hurts the girl too much, and its never fun when the one you're with is in pain... unless you're a sadist... but I'm not that... and why waste a perfectly good vagina? I think i read that on a fortune cookie or something...
3. How do you let your significant other know you're in the mood? How do you let a new person in your life know? Since I have no SO, I'll just answer this about my MCO (Most Common Other)... Me and Shana are really good friends, and really good for each other in the bedroom... She kinda knows when I'm in the mood, we've been friends since 4th grade, and i guess she can tell by my body language (or hard-on) when I want it... New people, unless I'm drunk, I try getting them in the mood and go from there, but if i'm drunk I tend to think "Hey, wanna fuck?" is a fool-proof pick-up line, its worked before, but its rare... very very rare...
4. How does your significant other let you know he/she is in the mood? Shana tends to rub my dick through my pants no matter where we are when she's in the mood. And since we've been FWBs for several years, it doesn't surprise me when she does it... there have been plenty of times she rubs her hands on my dick through my pants and then, several minutes later, I realize that "Hey, we're in the mall!" And we have to spend the next few seconds trying to figure out what would be the quickest way to get out of the mall and to my car...
5. Is there one that got away - a sexual opportunity you didn't realise was one at the time, or weren't ready for and regret missing ever since? When I was 13 I swore an older woman was coming onto me... she was probably in her mid-30s so i figured that she was just flirty in general, but i probably could have had sex with her if I tried... then there was my 10th grade english teacher, she was sexy as hell and obviously coming onto me, but i bitched out when she had me "stay after class" I definitely regret missing that opportunity... turns out she would have easily had sex with me because the week after I graduated she got kicked out of school for sleeping with students
2. Is there a sexual act/position/practice that proved a lot less interesting in practice than you thought it would be beforehand? Anal sex... At first "I figured, hey, a tighter hole would have to be better right?" After years of trying to find a girl who would let me (we were 17) i figured its a little too tight, especially of someone my size, and It hurts the girl too much, and its never fun when the one you're with is in pain... unless you're a sadist... but I'm not that... and why waste a perfectly good vagina? I think i read that on a fortune cookie or something...
3. How do you let your significant other know you're in the mood? How do you let a new person in your life know? Since I have no SO, I'll just answer this about my MCO (Most Common Other)... Me and Shana are really good friends, and really good for each other in the bedroom... She kinda knows when I'm in the mood, we've been friends since 4th grade, and i guess she can tell by my body language (or hard-on) when I want it... New people, unless I'm drunk, I try getting them in the mood and go from there, but if i'm drunk I tend to think "Hey, wanna fuck?" is a fool-proof pick-up line, its worked before, but its rare... very very rare...
4. How does your significant other let you know he/she is in the mood? Shana tends to rub my dick through my pants no matter where we are when she's in the mood. And since we've been FWBs for several years, it doesn't surprise me when she does it... there have been plenty of times she rubs her hands on my dick through my pants and then, several minutes later, I realize that "Hey, we're in the mall!" And we have to spend the next few seconds trying to figure out what would be the quickest way to get out of the mall and to my car...
5. Is there one that got away - a sexual opportunity you didn't realise was one at the time, or weren't ready for and regret missing ever since? When I was 13 I swore an older woman was coming onto me... she was probably in her mid-30s so i figured that she was just flirty in general, but i probably could have had sex with her if I tried... then there was my 10th grade english teacher, she was sexy as hell and obviously coming onto me, but i bitched out when she had me "stay after class" I definitely regret missing that opportunity... turns out she would have easily had sex with me because the week after I graduated she got kicked out of school for sleeping with students
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Landon's Sex Calendar - January '09
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